Yee old dick rate bread

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Do you have erectile dysfunction?

Thank you, that’s a hell of a compliment. My beast gives you womb envy

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Negative points for being jewed.
Alright you can't do anything about that.
Negative points for shaving completely bald.
Bald is like a kids bits, sick pedo shit.
Leave a well trimmed bit on top.
Otherwise a bit above average in size and girth

Shaft is great,
Balls are good,
Length is great,
Helmet is on the small side

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Alright user, your dick is downright intimidating. But even beyond it's monstrous proportions, impressive presence, and general handsomeness your dick is awesome.

From an evolutionary anthropology perspective, this dick is a superior piece of equipment:
-Long enough to blow deep inside, give Y-sperm a fighting chance. More likely to have sons.
-Huge head to seal the vaginal canal and channel spermflow directly to womb
-Flaring mushroom ridge extracts any competitors' semen
-Straight but with slight upcurve, angled perfectly to glide past clit and hit or line up with cervix

This isn't the best looking dick in the thread but under natural conditions would probably be the most successful breeder.

Well trimmed is nice.
You have more than one ball?
The angle of your boner is a big negative.
Anything which is below parallel seems lacking in virility. 45° and above would be ideal.

7/10 above average but not exceptional. More than enough to not disappoint

Damn. Hell of a rate!! Thanks!

Thanks

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Nice cocks. Would suck and sit on.

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I know it's a cock rate thread,
But toning up your abdomen would really help with the aesthetics.
Decent length.
I love the pronounced rim of your helmet.
Your knob is your best feature.
Your balls seem a bit far from your cock though, warm room?

Rate

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9/10 healthy, sizable, good-looking dick.
Great coloration, healthy skin & foreskin
Looks rock hard, very nice curve.
Big pink head

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Grow some hair and keep it trimmed.
Decent length.
Knobs a little bit small, not much.
Your cock leans to the left, maybe it's your masturbation style? Try pulling in the opposite direction

That is a nice helmet.
It has stage presence and demands attention.

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Is there a name for that/10

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This?

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"Perfect dicks don't exi-"

:0

Handsome glans & two-tone coloration
More than adequate size, nice big balls
Good bush

7.5/10

That’s a really solid dick

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....I like it
6.5/10

6.5/10 Adequate in every way

10/10 absurd

10/10 Photoshop likely

Thank you, I love my big cock and huge balls

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Anybody save or repost tastytrappable pics

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Rate? More?

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How does someone rate a dick? I think that all look pretty except for mushroom looking ones but I always preferred clean uncircumcised.

R8 m8

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That looks scary I don’t like it

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Is that an angle thing or is it that big? It’s very impressive

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All I see are balls but it looks fine I’d suck it

Is this supposed to be impressive? I like it when they point towards your belly button a bit.

I like this one a lot 8/10 I need to see how it points up to up your rating

Eeeeee ginger dick and circumcised idk about that. 5.5/10

Your ball to duck ratio is whack but I like the way it points towards your belly button however, you’re circumcised which is a negative. 5/10

It looks scary and it’s cut. Looks very dominant though. 7/10

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8/9, how big?

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Me

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No circumcision

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thanks
that's actually very flattering
honestly it's just the angle, it's 7.5"

Blow me!

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rate me

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7.5 is very big. Did you know women on average are only 5” deep? I’m impressed.

I don’t like the way it looks no thanks. I think it’s the colour contrast between your tip and shaft. It’s spooky.

25 yo German cock

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Nice curve and very stiff. Unfortunate cut you have but all in all 8/10

It’s cat and it’s bending downwards. You got the mushroom head thing going on 4/10

Monster balls/10

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We love them too!

I'm sure a surprising amount of the haters you get are guys that don't like how much they like your dick

I want to suck those balls / 10

8.5/10 excellent Weiner but bad photo

Girthy and I like how your head is nice and snug even though you’re circumcised no mushroom nonsense. 9/10

Rate me pls

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8.75/10 hung & pendulous, great upthruat, proud stancesexy pale coloration & macho pubes

6/10
Balls look unhealthy
Nice dick, looks real hard, great curve

More suitable?

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oh look this faggot with his crusty dick again

Extremely masculine, bestial prick user. Handsome in a primitive way, great curve, sexy vascularity

8.5/10 macho caveman dick

Why thank you

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Very very nice user
Sized to impress, super hard
Perfect shape, straight but slight s-curve
Healthy skin, neat shave

9/10 Are you white T-shirt guy, former reigning king of dick r8 threads?
If not you have a similar dick to the best dick on b

Yum yum let me.

Can't see enough to rate, looks goid

Way better pic
7/10

8/10 would worship

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7.5/10 very big and impressive, slightly odd proportions. Sexy dusky tone

R8

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Interesting. Yes it is more suitable. Ummmm idk I’m not very dick knowledgeable but if that was presented I wouldn’t object to sucking. 6.7/10

7.5/10 nice

It’s big but you can barley get it up properly and it’s cut 6/10

>Yfw never fucked to death by Nazi

Nice big thick dick, m8
U should be proud of it

If you weren’t cut it would be pretty perfect 7/10

8.5/10 dick on 9/10 body

Fella, nice abs
Good dick, also, it's medium, but is kinda thick, so...
We're u boned, dude? Or is it the maximum?

11/10 broke the scale. Damn

8/10 perky and proud

7.5/10 above average

Well for a cut dick I like it. You don’t have that gross mushroom thing and it points up very pretty. 7.4/10

7/10 hot in a rapist-looking way

rate?

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Too soft for full rate
But very sexy pic

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Barely up 4/10

It looks so smooth and pretty I want it in my throat 9.5/10

Rate?

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can someone please save and text me all of these????
7.8.0.9.3.7.3.0.4.3

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Bumpin

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I like it no explanation needed 9/10

Eww I don’t like that at all 3/10

Okay sure better 6/10

Hmmmmmmmmm cut and stumpy looking hmmmm nice hardness and curved hmmmmm 6/10

Waaaaay straight that’s so abnormal to me idk wat to say. Looks pretty smooth though? 7/10

Long as fuck and pretty looking. Looks like it’d be comfortable in my throat. 8/10

Thanks

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bump

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havent posted one in a while

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nice balls

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Will I ever get bigger?

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Thanks, I’m proud of my huge balls

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does everyone on Yea Forums have a massive dick lmao

Keks

Nice, smooth, long dick. Cute balls. Cute head. 8.5/10
Unflattering angle and pose, but your cock looks decent I think. Hard to tell so for now it's a 5/10.
Cute, but a bad picture. Looks to be a bit short but that's not the end of the world. 5.5/10

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>bad picture
I know, but it's the only one I had. And it's not short, the bottom couple inches is covered by my fatness.

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6.5/10

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Is dick rate bread gluten free?

Rate me

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I like that one a lot better it looks so suckable and the straightness isn’t as strange 8.4/10

No love

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I don’t like that gap between your head and your shaft make sure you don’t cut your kids as you know that it’s a disservice. 6.2/10

That shape is fucking weird and off putting and it’s cut. 5/19

Beautiful smooth and suckable dick. No weird mushroom stuff 7/10

You can barley get it up. Doesn’t look good 3.9/10

Thanks, I’m pretty proud of my big dick and massive balls

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Small and mushroom stuff happening. If you weren’t cut none of that would be a problem 4,5/10

Meh okay I’d suck 6.9/10

I like your creativity with the picture. Veiny dick scares me 7/10

Very nice I like smooth and beautiful. I hope under your hood is clean 8.4/10

What a weird head shape. All good tho because you aren’t cut 7/10

Hmmm all that circumcision is off putting 6.6/10

10/10, because it's probably the only one on here that's been touched - or ever will be touched - by a female,

I would be very impressed by the piercing but you’re not even hard and idk how I’m supposed to suck it with that whine on the tip 4/10 for not being hard

I change my mind 5/10 for being uncut

Opinion on my dick?

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itt: One fag creating a thread so he can rate/talk to himself. Nobody on the internet cares about your dick, go outside

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I agree would tongue button 8/10

Thanks, not sure what you and he other user mean by it though

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I like it. Weird shape but not really a problem to me. Smooth idk about your cleanliness but assuming it’s clean 7.6/10

what do you think about mine user.

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-3/10

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I don’t like your dick to ball ratio and the fact that it’s cut 4.4/10

Mushroom thing me no like 5.6/10

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Very short for brotha dick. You should be ashamed of you length. Girth is nice tho 6.9/10

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ill rate send to moneydyls16

on snap*

Meh standard white boy dick but il looks very smooth and suckable I like that it’s a shame you’re cut 7/10

Follow up post.
It wasnt fully up there those are my bottom pics. Heres a better picture