How did you meet your girlfriend Yea Forums?

How did you meet your girlfriend Yea Forums?

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>be on tinder
>wanna fuck a slut
>start texting girl, hot af
>both horny, decide to meet up
>comes to my place
>something's not right
>we talk all night
>i actually like her
>we click
>tell her same night
>she freaks out
>she says "i didn't wanna scare you by telling you this, but i feel like we've known each other for ages. And I didn't wanna ruin it with a one night stand"
>i feel the same
>we date
>we fuck
>we fuck everywhere
>i'm feeling happy for the first time in 5 years
>been together for almost 10 years now
>life is good sometimes

>get out of army
>start school for medical assissting
>walk into class
>see beautiful girl sitting alone
>wow.png
>half my age, will never happen
>make eye contact with each other a lot
>time to learn vital signs, I already know how
>mychance.jpeg
>offer to help her
>talking, joking, she's laughing at my jokes
>no fucking way
>ask if she would like to hang out sometime
>she says yes
>says she was scared that she would have to ask me out
>go out
>have been together since
Even though it's only been like 3 months. But she's awesome and I like her a lot. Will be seeing her later today and she'll probably spend the night so her mom won't have to wake up ass early to bring her to school. She doesn't have a car and lives like 40 minutes from here. I only live like 10 minutes from school.

That couldn't have worked out any better

Lies, tinder hasn´t been around for 10 years, why are you telling lies user?

How long has tinder existed?

since 2012 so his story is bullshit

I made a Orkut profile where I said I was looking for anal sex and started chatting with all the gurls I could. One of them got interested and we chat on MSN Messenger for a week. We met to have sex and we are together since then. It has been 17 years now. I am not beautiful, but I was fit and good in bed.

>almost 10 years
7 rounds up to 10 idiots. your reasoning should be that this is / b/

Mutual friend bday party in high school. Matched against her in smash and went easy at first cause I figured she’d suck and she not only destroyed me but got second in the tourney. Spent the rest of the night trying to get to know her. Now we’re 10 years later and engaged

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>>be on tinder
>>been together for almost 10 years now
Tinder was first released 6 years ago.

no it doesn´t , nobody round up 7 years to ten years in that way. you are full of shit.

Time travel?

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Met online in a chat room taking about music. Turned out we lived not real far away from each other. Kept talking and met up a few times. Engaged now.

Good for you bro, how old are you?

I said almost 10 years. I'm not keeping time or anything. Call my life what you want.

Well I'm a huge pussy. So I haven't. And likely never will. But thanks for asking brother.

Just like other user said i rounded up, and i typed "almost". You can call my story bullshit If you want to, but i'm happy.

Met them all through mutual friends.

I've never once used a dating app or shit like that.

Thanks man. I'm 36. She's18

>went to the gym with my dad
>hungry after so we go to subway
>see qt behind counter
>try not to go autist
>asks me what I want
>I tell her to just surprise me
>she makes me a sammie
>as we’re ringing out I ask for her number
>she smiles and writes it on the receipt
>dated her for 3 years
We just broke up recently. She was my first girlfriend other than a couple one night stands from parties. Feels bad man

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My fiance and I met in 2008 during a stage makeup class. She turned 18 the month prior, I was 20. I was her first/only significant other, though she wasn't mine. We got into a friendly relationship, and were later cast as a married couple in a play due to our chemistry. It all just happened really smoothly. We've been together happily ever since.

To live is to feel user, be happy for the happines life gave you and respect that it can take it away at any moment.

>be on tinder
>wanna fuck a slut
>start texting girl, hot af
>both horny, decide to meet up
>comes to my place
>something's not right
>we talk all night
>i actually like her
>we click
>tell her same night
>she freaks out
>she says "i didn't wanna scare you by telling you this, but i feel like we've known each other for ages. And I didn't wanna ruin it with a one night stand"
>i feel the same
>we date
>we fuck
>we fuck everywhere
>i'm feeling happy for the first time in 10 years
>been together for almost 40 years now
>life is good sometimes

i am from a diffrent universe. tinder exists since the stone age. my story is legit u betas

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Damn boi me wants da same.

Smoothie bar during vacation in an other country. Been with her for 5 years in a month.

Halloween themed bonfire. She was sexy Luigi, i was sexy sheep. Married 7 years later. and so it goes

Met her on GRINDER
>be me
>ex broke up with me on our anniversary
>confuse feeling horny with feeling lonely
>sleep around for a good month so I could wake up to someone next to me
>guys and girls, I'm fucking anything with a pulse at this point just so i don't feel alone
>had a thing for cute twinks
>download GRINDER
>first message I get is from this awkward and sexually confused girl
>"hey you're hot"
>Nice to meet you too lol, I respond
We eventually met up and just kinda clicked instantly. Talked her out of being trans and we've been together now for a year and a half but I feel like I've known her for a lot longer.

Broke up 2 years ago but last one was from my high school class.

I didn't

>2010
>She posts a thread with her physics homework scrawled across her chest.
>Think she's cute, scrape thread.
>404s before I can post solutions.
>Next night.
>See same pic.
>Call out reposter.
>Dump what I saved.
>She's flattered that I save them.
>Thread takes off.
>Am able to dox her from one of the images she posts later in the thread.
>We start talking.
>Eventually meet.
>Get along better in person than we do online.
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PoF

Someone posted her number here on Yea Forums years ago, I sent her a msg & the rest is history

Nice. What's her number?

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