I'm feeling depressed, let's have a cheerful thread. Share your hidden talent. Anything you are good at...

I'm good at remembering years that films came out. That's my only talent. That and pussy eating.

i am really good at vacuuming, i do it every night! and i’m an ok dancer

Everyone can do that retard

Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

Hey asshole this is a cheerful thread.
Also I don't have many talents so I was padding my list.

I`m also pretty good at drinking games after the first round when the tremor fades.

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Studied Electrical Engineering and Mathematics in college but I have a ton of hobbies. One of the first was starting to solve Rubik's cube a back in 9th grade (have a decent collection up to a 7x7x7). My wife taught me how to juggle when I was like 17 and now I'm pretty much able to juggle 5 balls and we can pass 8 between ourselves. Siteswap notation is a beautiful mathematical discovery in juggling. In recent years I've been experimenting with other forms of object manipulation like kendama and diabolo but my main success would have to be unresponsive 1A yoyo. Been throwing since August of 2016 and feel like I've progressed a ton. There are so many yoyo designs that give you different feelings on the string and encourage different styles of play. Making your own tricks is the shit and when you perform them for people who've only seen looping responsive yoyos it blows their mind.

>usually
kek

i assume in your social circles you are the bright spot at gatherings.

I have the willpower to remain alive despite being a 42 year old wizard.

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You definitely have talents that you don't even think of as a talent! For example since you're here I can assume you can type pretty fast.

what has happened that you can't do it anymore?

I expected a post like this. Told you I´m a good pessimist.

better than 62

Hell yeah, man! I love learning about people's hobbies because they have in depth knowledge of something I have never even thought about. Like people who have developed opinions on different types of fish tank water filters? Nuts!

What makes the difference between the types of yo yos and what's your favorite?

>both of these wizards get 98

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>I can play guitar
>I can beat pros at my fav game
>I can finally do most of my combos for secondary char

pic is my main

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on my hand me down laptop, i have the same webcam

I have a power of fucking up my beginning relationships. I'm almost a virgin, although many girls were interested in me.

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wew lad

... Almost?
I know what you mean though. I think my problem is that I don't want to get laid, I want to find someone I like and get laid with an emotional connection. I'm not horny, I'm emotionally horny (lonely).

I'm good at picking up languages. I don't think it's a talent as much as me knowing that it's possible to pick up a language without a huge amount of effort and that confidence translates to being able to communicate better even though my fluency is low.

I used to do 90wpm back when AIM was a thing, those numbers have sadly diminished over the years however.

im good as fuck at video games

Really good at tearing things to fucking pieces.

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Yo for real?
That’s fucking impressive actually

Are you still here? I have a tremor too, how bad is yours?

For some reason I can't seem to do bad in life. I've fucked up plenty, but somehow I always end up on my feet and better off than how I was before the fuck up. By way of example, I flunked out of community college, started working and it turns out my boss's wife worked for admissions at a really high end school and she got me in. Another example, I rolled this shitty old ford ranger I bought off my dad and when insurance came through I ended up getting way more than the truck was worth. It might just be luck but it sure feels like some kind of talent as consistent as it is.

Additionally I have a surprisingly nice cock, which isn't a talent so much as genetic luck, but makes mee feel pretty good so I guess it fits this thread.

sit upside down with your ass in the air, and then just let the air go in, and let it rip

are we not gonna ask how user typed this, i think thats a super power itself

Drinking bong water like a beer

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Another example that just struck me, I got fat after highschool and started dating my ex who was a pretty chubby girl at the time, not quite as fat as me but close. I started going to this MMA gym in town and lost over 100 pounds to the point I am 3 weight classes under what I wrestled in highschool. This pushed her to lose weight too and that relatively average looking chubby girl turned into a 9.9/10 who quite frankly was way out of my league. We broke up three weeks ago so I am still waiting to see how I come out ahead but I have no doubts that I will, in the meanwhile I still got to stick my dick in something that should be unobtainable for someone like me for three years. I don't know why life works out so well, but I'll be god damned if I am going to start second guessing it now.

Peter Jackson needs to get back to weird shit like this and Bad Taste tbh

Could you post before and after images of your gf going from average chubby girl to 9.9/10? Just curious.

Sorry friend, but some things are private. It wasn't so much that she was ugly before but as the fat melted off it revealed a lot of her features that you just wouldn't expect to be there. Like a mountain buried in dirt so it only looks like a small hill.

Just thought of another one. Been needing a haircut for a while now and haent fucked with my unibrow/shaved in over a week cause I had some time off work. Yesterday I was burning some limbs from a tree that I cut and got to close to the fire. Singed off just enough that I wont need a haircut or any grooming for at least another week without actually burning me any mmore than a small spot on my shoulder where my shirt caught a spark.

>Can identify secondary actors/actresses in a movie by sound of voice, and figure the first move i saw them in.
>Can anticipate what another car is about to do by the body language of the human inside

I have the opposite talent i think.

i make titty mods for games

I can tell if a girl is attractive or not just by looking at her from behind.

i'm an artist and i'm really good at growing weed

It's funny you mention it because I'm a living God when it comes to catching bits of food between my thighs before they fall to the floor.

I do this with pens

Usually let food drop so it doesn't stain my pants

I am good at predicting who the anons will go gaga over in the next Olympics
glasses wearing gymnast... pic related

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>love this thread
I have amazing hand-eye coordination and I almost made it into the pro league for Halo 5 and Rainbow Six, but my team was sloggy bread. But I'm ready to try again, and I can actually talk to women and other people, some people even say I'm pretty charismatic

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You are probably a rapper, not an artist.

Try it in the Quake League, so you can rely only on yourself.

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The Quake pro scene is pretty hostile to any newcomers and to be fair I find the game kinda boring.

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Rip your pants, I hope you're good at getting stains out

test

i work with concept art and illustration

I hope in the near future, Elon Musket will invent cars for blind kids. :)

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That's basically foreplay.

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i can type very fast :) up to 150 wpm