What would you do if the world had giant crabs?

What would you do if the world had giant crabs?

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my giant penis would be scared

attack its weak spot for massive damage

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kek

farm them and sell the god damn best crab meat of all time.

the square cube law will keep me safe

Find a giant pair of scissors.

First, find a gun, any gun at this point, but preferably a shotgun

Then, kidnap 3 people, two white one nigger, EXACTLY though otherwise it's a waste, demand to talk to the POTUS

At this point, hopefully, I'm high as fuck on that good shit

Ok

Tame one big boi, and I'll use as a mecha

demand stricter crab control laws and larp

This fucker gets it, well done

Dude I remember you made this thread not too long ago, what's your fascination with giant crabs?

CRAB FEAST!!!!!!

I’m high enough for this.

What would they eat? Like would it be common on the shore for giant crabs to just roll up and eat some trees or
People?

give them to Mars.

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Fuck your exoskeleton and gills cunt.

E A T

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>All that crab meat

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mars doesn't deserve them. you deserve death for even saying that
prepare to die

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Giant itch.

realize that maybe you should have left the crab alone in the first place and not have fed it, but life goes on

WE NEED BUTTER LOTS AND LOTS OF BUTTER!!!!

Shave my balls...

whyppl not thinking things though again, that disease.

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I try to live normally but end up eaten by the crab overlords

this. just drop a couple dozen on Africa and world hunger is solved

All you can eat crab at red lodster!

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Heyy!...he was behind of this...?

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