Do it b

Thank god I have a Note 9

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>Bed isn't up against a wall for me to face
No sleeping tonight

I can't sleep

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Bump

Nigga has more extension icons than bookmarks

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forgot my blanket

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>makes elaborate drawing
>somehow cuts off part of the original picture
You done goofed

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Gym mats for blankets, nice

i don't want to do an art project, but i lay on my back, left hand cupping my nuts, right arm folded on my chest, my body totally covered head to toe in a bed sheet and blanket, wrapped like a burrito.
my girlfriend sleeps to my left in her own separate set of blankets. we've been together so long, we don't have any interest in cuddling or sex.

What a load of shit.. If you legit exist like this you get fuck all sleep and your bitch has abandonment issues and needs constant babysitting.
You're unable to express any opinion because you're worried about upsetting her , you're either ugly or a massive loser and just scared she'll leave you.
This may have happened once or in a your fantasy but unless it's -40c no one sleeps like this.

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Even with my new, comfy bed, I toss and turn all night.

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This. After I fall asleep I toss and turn tho, aparently

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This so fucking much. I can't sleep without a pillow between my legs to keep my knees from rubbing against each other

hahahah

:)

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me too

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>Doesn't use pillows
The fuck? Why not?

fucking loser

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I sleep like this.
But pillow behind me actually.
And touching my anus.
Only it's not a pillow but a dildo.
And not touching my anus, it's inside...

This

I hate the feel of them

I sleep like this too, except with the pillow between my legs instead of my dick inside the top of the pillow.

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>4-6 pillows in bed
>put a wall of pillows against wall
>back to back with pillows or one leg over them

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well done

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This drawing has tits. So are you a femanon or just have man boobs?

Sleep with shoes on?

clearly he is diabetic with swollen feet.

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Mods !!

UNDER THE BED

>UNDER THE BED
I still check under my bed from time to time..

LMAO
put me in screencap

Thats one small dick. Also thats not sleeping. 1/5 for the effort

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Nice.

*le edge

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my bed looks like this though

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thats most of b honestly.

i spit out my tea thanks a lot

tea....TEA...the fuck kind of board you think this is? b does not stand for british.

Can't sleep so I look up stupid shit and read on my phone all night

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I have a trash problem

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I shouldn't have laughed but I did

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Get help

China?

Nah, and I'm not in school either. I just like to read.

Should i get a bodypillow?
I want something big so i can hug it with my legs too :(

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i have a twin bed. why i cropped the image.

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get a fucking body pillow
if you want to sleep with a cute girl then get a anime body pillow
it's so fucking amazing and hot sleeping with a anime body pillow

It's not a girl, it's my dog. I miss her.

Am I the only one that does the head sandwich blanket-cocoon technique?

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witnessed

You're gonna suffocate one night

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I kinda doubt it? My pillows aren't garbage bags, and my comforter isn't so thick that I can't breath through it.

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>darwinism

ITS AN OMEN-MEN-MEN-men-men

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Help me help me help me

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Soouu dis neggaa

>plox no feels dread

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shut the fuck up pikachu you dont even know if it was a pitbull or not look at this chart

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Lost

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finally a girl that could actually give me head

Based and redpilled

So you sleep with a doll? that's kinda weird or cute, depends if you're a feminine. TITS OR GTFO!!!

Oh shit, haha!

30/70 chance

You are a good person

I know that I sleep like a pussy :(

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I sleep the same

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This figure is out of what, 90 million? More people are stabbed in the US than that on a weekly basis

>Quads
>Well done user

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Thanks laddie
Too soon

Go fuck yourself.

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Thats not sleep user
>too soon

I was waiting for this. Not soon enough.

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Not to detail thread but she was not a pitbull but a schnauzer mix

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Fuckin nerd

>kekerot

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Is this trips?

yes

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Fuck

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triple kek

I asked my girl to draw one for us.

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hahaha, i do that

The mafia built an aquarium in your bed so you can sleep with the fish?

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OOf

That bed looks real comfy.

This user gets it.
I love my pillow trench.

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>smoking

>poopoo head

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DUDE YOU'RE GONNA DIE

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? lol

I CAN SENSE WHEN PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO DIE
RUN

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i was just about to drive up to walmart for some turnip greens, smoked ham hock, tartar sauce and a carton of cigarettes since my local grocery store is closed.
should i instead not drive anywhere and wait?

maybe wait 5 more minutes than you normally would and just be a little extra cautious for the next hour or so

can you get me some taco bell if you decide to go out

lol okay. ty.

This 200%

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I don't know how I sleep on a bed. I either slept on the ground or on a couch my whole life.

how is sleep eternally

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Oh hn nigga

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Is there a snake involved here, or?

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its a fan fuck you

God i hope so.
Waking up is so disappointing.

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Kek , if I wasn't a phone fag I would have drawn a fat guy in bed with a some koi .

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Blue is blanket
Sometimes i've got one or two arms in my face
My gf sleeps in every dumb position, but besides the blanket

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not crying btw, just covering eyes

THIS IS THE LIFE OF A PHONEPOSTER AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

i use computer to post but im in bed and was just looking at shit on my phone.

hey i dont mean this is a mean way but can i come to your house and kill you forever

phones are easier to look at lying down and my computer is across the room sue me

Heyy!...nice Elon!

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i use a tablet while im on my bed drinking from my cumjar

I also sleep in socks

Huh? Hugging your huge scholong? Wtf dude, go do some porn movies godamit hung mofo

noice, i dont got one of em. I use tissues, or sometimes condoms cus my gf likes me sending vids of me cumming in them --_:/_--

no girls dont like porn i dont believe you

She doesnt like porn but she likes me, bruh sexting n shit. Plus girls like porn they just dont talk about it cus theyre worried about being "sluts"

taco bell was closed. i only got the stuff i went after plus some dish washing soap, a head of cabbage, some biodegradable planting pots for my seedlings and about 8 jalapenos.
sorry. i could make you some tendies if you have time for the chicken to thaw?

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I do that too. Mind-blown that it is not my own idiosyncrasy

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REQUESTING BETA SLEEP VS ALPHA CHAD SLEEP

How else are you going to keep the monster under the bed from nibbling your toes?

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i sleep with a lonely boner every day

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only white person in this thread

charge your phone you fucking barbarian

same

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What is the purpose of not using pillows

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i see what you did there

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based

>draw how you sleep
>writes a paragraph

Diagnosis: Autism

r u gril wit bepis?

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Who

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Margot Robbie in wolf of wall street

triple booked

well sort of she did use a body double

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Midget fucker

So how is that too soon? What am I missing

based clef

yup thats me

Proportions are fucked

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>screenshot this bed

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? JUST SAVE IT LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is the most thirsty comment of all time. Get a fucking girlfriend you loser, instead of prowling for the one in a million chance that an actual attractive non retarded girl on Yea Forums will show you her tits.

>dick coming out of butt

This is a more artistic mirror of my shitty drawing

>sleeping on a giant dick

big lel

>Tfw not enough fantasy to pretend to slepp next to girl when hugging a pillow
> Tfw not even the girl sleeping sounds vid from youtube helps anymore

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