You have 10 seconds to be as incel as possible. Go

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I haven't had sex in 2 years

I miss her so much bros ;___;

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bitch. I haven't had sex in 22 yrs at all

based

What are you fucking gay?

Me and ripa were meant to be together. I know because she's a girl and she's on s4s that means she's perfect.

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All women are whores

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quack

I am involuntarily a celibate

2D > 3D

i don't exist

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absolutely no, but if you let me suck your dick i'll do it

lol i get it

Probably thinks he's on /r9k/ lole

yep ur probably right since everyone knows esforest is full of chads that get laid all the time

oh hurr, DYURR, the WOMEN are all STUPID and belong in le KITCHEN!!! Nyurr hurr hurr, DURRRRRR, i would give wimmins ALL le love they deserve, MUCH better than stoopeed CHADD!lole!lole! Duuuuuurp! I would lovey too pet le anine on the head while she suck my big stinky fat man ballsack!!!!LOLE!i am SO attractive,mommy's 6000000lbs of big sexy hunkman, cannot IMAGINE why women NEVER go for the NICE guys who slappy they're buttes!!!!!!! haha I am better than women anyway, i have very high iq.

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what does incel mean

>I'm a virgin, bud I dond wanna b

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I literally just want a gf even just for companship and cuddling. please

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hi i am sad and i want women so i will say that i dont like women in hopes of getting le women thank you for reading

i put women in coffins

*doesn't have sex for 10 seconds*
jesus christ i almost dide

It's a virgin but also an entitled manchild that thinks the world owes him something. There have always been people who think the world owes them and there have always been virgins, but now with the internet every random intersection of personal traits narcissistic enough to think it's worthy of attention has to create a faction and advocate for itself obnoxiously loudly. It used to be people without personalities identified as punk, or goth, which was considerably less annoying because they didn't want anything other than attention. But now NPCs join countercultures because they think they deserve some kind of just social outcome. I really hate people.

this guy gets it

This guy gets dubs

this guy also gets dubs

Not all women are stupid enough to feel insulted by the fact that the majority of their gender are braindead.

how's that virginity treating you

i unironically think that all women should be circumcised. and that we should beat them if they misbehave because they are not humans and do not have a soul. only men have souls