My girlfriend is mentally challenged... ask me anything

Whoa there matey, are you mentally challenged?

Or what's it like being raped by a retard?

How is she in bed? Also pics or GTFO

Question: Is your significant other impaired via a mental short-coming?

I sympathize I dated a girl who later found out she has a bit of autism and by a bit I mean every one of her idiosyncrasies was explained. But what’s your experience with your girl like?

All women are mentally challenged

Can she lift a car?

does she have big retard boobs?

Mentally challenged is she?

I like how OP said "ask me anything" yet doesn't answer questions.

Are you fucking retarded?

She won't let me post pictures of her, shes really great in bed and has a pretty high sex drive. She doesn't really have hang ups so shes pretty down for everything but I have to take the lead because shes not very sexually creative.
She doesn't have autism, she is... slow because of a head injury she got when she was younger. When I first went out with her (we were set up on a blind date) I noticed it right away but figured she was just naive. She is very sweet and kind, she is just also absent minded... childish and has MAJOR boundary issues...
Shes got D cup breasts.

>slow because of a head injury
Godamnit OP, that doesn't make her a retard.. That's just an injury. /thread

Of course it makes her a retard, what are you, a retard?

Your gf is retarded, but doesn't let you post pictures of her? If she's so retarded, why haven't you figured out how to photograph her without her knowledge?

I was thinking more like downs syndrome. How do you have sex with someone who has gorilla strength?

It depends on whether you consent or not.

I might consider myself socially challenged... Is she a savant in anything or exhibit any expertise in a particular field?
What field of mentality is she challenged in? Are you supporting her?

Read the thread...
Head injury huh? Damn...

Post a picture anyway OP, let's see this mongoloid

>be op
>doesnt know how to take a pic with his camera phone in stealth mode
>cant operate a camera with a zoom lens
>claims he is fucking a retard
>he is a fucking retard

Recently I’ve been thinking it would be kinda hot to be in a relationship with an idiot girl. Not straight up retarded just extremely blonde. What’s it like living my fantasy?

Is it an inconvenience? Do you love her? Are there certain advantages?

Your right hand isn't alive. It cannot be mentally challenged.
You sure can be, though.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say"
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
'Relax' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'

>I have to take the lead because shes not very sexually creative.
>sweet and kind
>childish
>boundary issues.
So she's a loli?

...

is she challenged in a more mental way?

When your fucking hard real hard & shes about to cum does she cry out "O Dog!" ?

Does she like to pet her shoes?