Confess

im a girl.

i lie in these threads.

I have the misery of working with this obnoxious twat I'll call "Donna". Uptight, goody-goody type. It was a slow day Friday and on my break I called a phone sex line for a mild jerk session under my desk. It was my break and I was using my credit card, so even though I was using the company phone, it's not like I was costing them money. And it was on my break!

But Donna listened in and she told me to knock it off. Prude threatened to report me to HR.

I got her back though. Donna keeps her salad in the fridge for lunch, and I spit in it.

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>I just feel bad for my mom but I'm sure she'll get over it with time

No parent gets over the death of their child. Find someone to talk it out with. At least try therapy before you rage quit the game.

Girls lie everywhere.

Kono Dio da?

This chick gave me herpes. Then another gave me the clap or something I took meds for 2 weeks and it was gone but now u have a noticable cyst in my ball bag that hurts when I jerk off and I'm sure it's going to hurt during sex. Haven't told the doc yet because I don't want some old man fondling my balls even though I could probably get surgery for free

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fuckin nasty tarrd . haha big dong powers active

I want kill one of my work colleagues. I've genuinely planned how I'd do it aswell. Would I ever? More than likely not... But the plans are there.

Don't be a fucken pussy and kill your self! I was like this. Young, but old, for not having had pussy... made good money, and didn't make anyone aware of it... was, and still am, depressed. Have social anxiety. Big time. Stop looking to get laid.. it will come. Wake up, shower and fucken take interest in how you look. Every fucken day. Frequent a bar every day or two, but for only one or two beers. Tip Big, but not too big - it may make you look creepy. Be yourself. Be nice and respectful of people around you. Buy drinks for other regulars. In time you will have friends. (Only respect the people that buy drinks for you too... people that won't take free shit... that's how you tell bros like you truly) eventually you will meet a broad.. the end. .. if you can't wait and have money like you Say...!?!?... get a hotel room, drink till you have the balls to fuck a hooker. And fuck her like you've dreamed of.... then go back to plan A... the bar..

My cousin is slightly chubby but trying to lose weight. We're both in love with the same girl. He's got good genes (handsome parents), and I feel like if he gets in better shape, he'll definitely be more attractive than I am. So I've been fattening him up. I bring donuts to his house every Sunday, leave the box behind after only eating two myself. I'm hoping he'll get so fat that he'll be unappealing, but he keeps going to the gym and I don't think he eats donuts when I'm not around, so I might just have to rely on my personality.

Whoo think was him...?! WHO!!??

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The baby sitter at the bowling ally molested me. I asked to go to the bathroom and she went in with me. said that my hands were too dirty to hold my penis. So she knelt down and held it. after a while i relaxed and peed.
When i finished she shook my penis then wiped it on her shirt. then said she had to check if it was all the way clean so she sucked my 5yo dick. never thought much about it though.

Pretty awesome to think of happening... but I hope you aren't all fucked up in the head from it...

i wore a penis extension sleeve in high school to try and impress the countless teen whores

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thank you bro, I know you're trying to help but I'm not just looking for sex, I want to know what if feels that someone other than my family cares about me, but my biggest problem is I'm fucking retarded and don't feel attracted to girls my age, and nobody knows that, and nobody will coz I'll die before anyone finds out

Just look at it as the first of many other ladies to do so.

I’m saving it up for marriage. Does this mean I’m a cuck?

What a bad idea.

Same happens to me. Try and do exercise. Martial arts are pretty cool to take that power oug and control the impulses. I also have sexual impulses, wanting to rape women and adolescents, but i have never done anything so far

You should get a small ape or goat to rape instead of people.

Incel spotted

Not at all, my man. it just means you're old-fashioned. I'm the same way. I've actually had three opportunities to have sex, but I don't believe in it before marriage.

I want to have a threesome with my boyfriend, either another female or make, but he isn't interesting. It's something I've always wanted to try but he doesn't want to "share me."

I can see where you’d think that

I want to slap my ex and scream at her for doing coke. Like im against it 100% and i dont want ger to fuck up her life with it. Shes going to school in new york city and shes workimg really hard for it and shes just now deciding to do coke her sophmore year. If i could id slap her face until she promises to never tpuch it again. I also came in the girls mouth while she was asleep at a party. She woke up as i came and winked at me.

Thanks man, it’s really just something personal I trust/believe in

Dude calm down, Coke’s not that big of deal.

Attracted to young girls (14 to 16)... I'm 25 years old... I work a decent job, have my own place, get on great with women my own age... But no, I fantasise about the younger girls I see.

I hate myself.

Aint nothing wrong with a little toot.

Found the coke-addict.

Your secret is that you're not gay...

I am a 24/bi far left boy, and I want to get utterly used and raped by a far right/nazi man.

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I just bought a pair of shoes online and they are kinda peach colored. Don't judge

>I also have sexual impulses, wanting to rape women

I think I got that out of my system back in high school but I didn't think I would ever be free of the urges. I still have fantasies and rely on the memories but I don't feel an overwhelming urge to do it anymore. Regular sex is enough.

I used to jack off the penises being removed through various means.
Never wanted mine to be chopped off. Just would give weird orgasms.

Why is this the norm?

Any stories from your high school days?

When I was 16 I found out about backpage and fucked 10 escorts or so over the course of a year. Some of them were really hot.

I was a bully in high school. I always felt so strong because I was this wrestling champion, but I guess I was really weak inside. I was just always trying to impress my Dad. One time in the locker room after gym class, I saw the scrawny kid, the nerd. He was a nice guy, just really weak. The epitome of everything my father, and by extension, myself, hated. So I wailed on him. I started beating him up and I used some mat tape to tape his butt cheeks together. I still feel bad about humiliated he must have been.

Lmao I don't know. I just find it hot,probably cause it's the opposite of what I would want

>be me
>2 years ago in the 10th grade at the back of a computer lab (it was a private school)
>I wasn't spoiled, but the kids there were fags and always did drugs since they had money
>I was as pure as they come, pretty religious too and islam says you can't do drugs
>I'm sitting in the farthest row back and one of my friends is like "hey user wanna try some "percocets"
>I say "sure" since I wanna just skip weed and see what all the hype is about (never did drugs again)
>Me and 2 other people take them, then the dude who gave em said they'd kick me in the ass at the end of the day on the bus
>I get FUCKED UP ON THE BUS AND I MEAN FUCKED
>It was 30 degrees out and I asked everyone on the bus for their hoodies since the percs made me cold
>I was high and I realized all it did was make me feel tired, and slow pretty lazy.
>Leave that school since I don't wanna be around fucked people like that anymore
>I hear that the guy who gave me percs got 3 other people hooked on it the year I leave
>MFW I just realized I could've gotten hooked on percs if I stayed longer at that school
> Because of hearing that I don't ever do drugs, I don't even vape anymore I used to but quit

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Win! Win! Win! I won't tolerate any losers in this family.

I flunked my big math exam and I am freaking out. It's gonna screw up my GPA. I'm thinking about killing myself. I stole my Dad's flare gun from his boat, and I'm thinking about using it.

I was the strongest kid in my school too but I was a nice person. I wish I wasn’t and used my strength to bully people , gain status and fuck hoes.

OH MY GOD SAME. I never want to hurt anyone, but I get the image of violence happening to that person all the time, sometimes done by me.

I was kind of a juvenile delinquent and the older kids that were dealing drugs and into serious shit kept me around as a mascot I think. One night at a party I walked into a room and saw some of them with a passed out girl. They stripped her naked and were taking turns raping her. They thought it would be cool if I had a turn so I got to go second or third. They had always joked about getting me laid but I was 14 and the girls were typically 16 and up and never agreed to it so I fucked the passed out girl. It was a huge confidence boost and after that I had no problem talking to girls because I knew what pussy felt like. I saw them all as just holes to be used instead of unattainable goddesses. The next girl I raped was a more aggressive plan I carried out.

The only way to kill yourself with a flare gun is to put the barrel up your ass then pull the trigger

I frequently cut class to go shopping.

Get the fuck off Yea Forums and do something, please. The first step to being a useful person is not being on sites like this.

You're a fucking retard if youll kill yourself over one math exam. Calm down. Doesnt matter what college you get into, as long as youve got the degree. This is a minor problem, that will only effect you now. Dont take permanent measures for a temporary problem

I am such a huge raging faggot for giant big black cocks. I would literally let a team of raging niggers tag team my girlfriend and inseminate her womb while I also get my faggot beta bitch white boy ass railed by a gang of alpha male quarterback nigger cum gods. I so desperately want to press me and my girlfriends face straight into the ballsack of a huge black african negro man with his thick pulsating golden ebony member protruding so elegantly across my face, ready to fill an orifice with holy black jizz at any moment. The balls would be the most holy area of the fellatio experience with an alpha male black man muscle daddy

You sound like a massive fag and more over, one in need of kebab removal.

Aye many say so, but here in Canada there currently aren't any kebab removal programs sorry to burst your bubble. Also our homeboys in the government are protecting mosques rn because of the fags that shot up muslims in chirstchurch

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Me too

>America-lite
We will be up your way once the cleansing has finished here

yikes I just joined, should I leave? The fags at reddit went on banning sprees and killed 50% of the subs I loved

I have so little social life that sometimes I sneak into detention so I can be around other kids after school, even though I haven't done anything.Yet I'm still such a recluse and you can't talk there either, so it's kind of pointless.

Good luck, there's bare muslims in america, and if I ask any american, shooting up mosques isn't something your people stand for, neither was it for the folks in NZ. But I'm not here to talk about that.

Which ones?

I support disclosure

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I was the toxic guy in a long relationship and i'm not even sad we broke up.

r/fuckthatshit r/watchpeopledie r/enoughinternet and a long list of other subreddits

Currently I'm loving the cursed subreddits such as r/cursedvideos r/cursedimages and r/cursedcomments

lost my virginity to my dad.

When I was 10 I used to think that aliens conteolled my masturbation habits, they would watch me "Truman Show" style and bet on wether or not I would masturbate, this was during the laye 80's b4 thst movie ever came out.

Hope you're a girl this would be hotter if you are.

I killed birds, like pigeons and sparrows, with my bare hands at the age of 13-14. I regret it now, at age 25.

People on here crap on reddit, and their mods can be pretty lame, but I honestly dig some of it simply for the volume of users and variety of subs. You can find something for every niche.

Went to gfs 15 year old cousins bday party. Lots of teens in tight pants. Pocket pool I’m my pants. You

Yeah that NZ shooting really rattled everyone on reddit. They all want to talk about it but not see it.

yeah but reddit is partnering up with investors to censor stuff against what they want posted. An example? Tencent games censoring stuff about china

I saw it, and it fucked me up. when I enter a mosque I get a feeling of peace, all the worlds problems are gone. And if I turn around and see some dude with a gun mowing down people where I pray, I would go psychotic. Not target the attacker, but I would become unintelligible like I'd go crazy.

woman really.

thank you for trying to help bro, but I don't have anything else to do and being alone with my thoughts makes it worse, at least here I get to read some funny stories from time to time, I already gave up on life tbh

Kys

You should stay. I've been on this site for 5 years and it's basically unlimited porn. Its awesome.

>And if I turn around and see some dude with a gun mowing down people where I pray, I would **get shot**

I love this community everyone is dank, funny as fuck and since people are anonymous we can say whatever the fuck we want. Liberal, conservative even the fags in /pol Since joining I never said shit like fag before, the feeling of saying any word is truly amazing

Meh, people made it out alive and if I did make it out alive idk if I would be mentally stable enough to be normal again

I post my gf's nudes without her knowing.

It really is. It's so incredibly refreshing to find a truly unfiltered, uncensored online community. Sure, some guys post pedophile/incest stuff and some edgelords get off on saying "nigger", but really, I dig the freedom.

I posted a bunch of nudes from girls I knew but they got recognized and they found out. It got traced back to me too.

dont kill yourself just because of a silly math test. dont kill yourself at all even. you can always make it better

That's why the government is trying their hardest to shut down Yea Forums. They hate the free speech part of it. Fuck the govt.

I get off thinking of my mom as a cum and piss slut for friends, strangers and trannies. Don't know why.

Exactly, people today always bump heads with shit they don't agree with. Even go as far as killing them/ruining their lives. Just accept that theres people who say shit like nigger all the time, and yes it's wrong but fuck it it's there. You can't force your will on others and put words in their mouth otherwise our drive to learn new ideas that intrigue us will be gone and everyone will become a fucking normie

how did you catch them? please elaborate

I document all the teen girls I fuck with age, pics, videos, phone number, Facebook profile alias. I’m currently on my 73rd girl since 2014. Pic of Amy is related.

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I don't go around broadcasting this, but I loved The Lake House. I thought it had a fascinating premise, and I liked the chemistry of the leads. Plus, Keanu's always cool.

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i'll be okay I dont post often

Why?
I’ve thought about doing somthing like this desu

Nice, any more pics user?

I've stolen panties from almost all of my girlfriend's friends and from each of her sisters

>tfw you got a 7 inch weenie

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Solid one m8. Should do a gallery dump at some stage. Favourite girl? nastiest thing you've done with one?

I'm losing my grip on life, I had big time anxiety since I was 4, depressed since probably 10, childhood ended at 8 years old, after that I was a bitter and judgemental kid who criticized everything because I tended to overthink everything to the point I couldn't enjoy kid stuff like going to birthday parties, popular music/tv/movies, I was mad at the government and every concept that I didn't like, it ruined my perception on life so much I had an existential crisis through my 11-16 years.
I was treated for depression at 15 until 18, bunch of drama at school and my parents were devastated, they took the blame hard, didn't know what to do, I was in a psych ward, will never forget it, but I finished my treatment, raised my grades, got in college (halfway through), I'm in a band, make music on the side, won a few trophies for random shit, got a ton of friends, used to drink and go out a lot, got a gf but I broke it up, yet I feel I'm nowhere and nobody, I'm trying to make my life worth it, yet it seems everyone else is having a better time without having to justify their existance, the most mundane shit drives some of my friends and colleagues so damn happy I'm fucking jealous, I can't for the life of me understand why do I always end up lying in bed late at night looking at the ceiling and feeling like absolute shit, completely alone, empty and emotionally drained, like my chest was ripped out of me yet pushed deep inside, and I can't help it. I don't want to go back to meds, I completed my treatment, I'm certainly better than before but this keeps happening and I live in fear that one day I might not wake up as optimistic as today and fucking end myself, yet deep inside I've always felt like I'm gonna do it one day, knowing that I will take my own life on my terms and when I decide it brings me some kind of peace but I don't know if I want that, I want a family, a loving significant other, maybe kids if she wants them, I don't want to waste this life. I'm afraid

How old we talking ?

You genuinely need to seek mental help. I'm talking go talk to a fucking psychiatrist.

Screenshot from video of me fucking yourlilslut3.

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Legal where I am.

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Mine would. Your statement presupposes the parents are good. Many aren't. Like at least 20%

had my ass fucked for the 4th time today by my bf
hurts like hell every time, i wish i got used to it so it would actually feel good but i only do it every few months since i never have time to prepare for it.

Same. But like first guys, I just want to kill. For girls I wanna rape and then kill.

I actually seek help for this. They gave me some pills and them thoughts usually get more silent. But eventually they'll be gone entirely if you take them constantly

How do you find them ? Online? Still give me a number out of curiosity ?

Guy here
We like it when it hurts you, it's hot

I knew i wasn't the only one, i really want to break every rib of an asshole on my class, make that fucker suffer like a jew during nazi germany

Yeah my mom was a junkie but I just assume other people people have more normal families.

Awkward kid, had social issues, couldn't relate to girls, no confidence.

My mother taught me about sex.

I have no fears of women now, married with a on the way.

i like to smell women's shoes

seek help please

Basicaly got your first blowjob, be greatfull it wasn't a man

>killing yourself with a flaregun
That ain't it chief
and besides, almost everyone has cheated on MORE than one test, shit i cheated on almost half of my exams, somehow you learn more with cheating that with putting attention in class

i think he would prefer if i loved it like a porn star or some shit, which would make him think he would get it more often. hes into rapey stuff but not necessarily painful anal, but for him anal is anal whether i'm in pain or not. it's his favorite and i feel bad i don't do it as often, but i also don't eat for 24 hours and do enemas so it can't be a daily thing unless i quit my job.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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I wish I could have any and all girls that I see/want at any time, any place. They would accept it willingly along with everyone else and become my fucktoys for life. I want them all.

I admire your dedication to this bit.

You don't need to fast and enema. As long as you are "regular" just pay attention to when you go and have anal a couple hours after a good crap.

Welcome to being male.

What's the appeal of the threesome thing? Never understood it.

My damaged goods of a second cousin is staying over at my place and she works late night at a power plant in an office. One night as I was sleeping she climbed into my bed clinging onto me and crying quietly in her sleep, I woke to this and being the biggest beta faggot didn't do anything. I've only had two girl friends in my entire life and never had sex with them. The next day she told me to forget about it and to never speak of this to anyone, she usually dating black guys but now she's giving up on relationships completely. I want to ask her out but just talking to girls makes my heart feel it's going to explode, would it be incest to be with her.

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Exactly, just get her on some Pepsi instead.

I subscribed to pewdiepie yesterday after seeing a really good ad.

When I was in elementary school, a local high school girl would french kiss me and show me her tits. She would make me do pushups and other exercises in exchange for seeing them. In hindsight, what the fuck was wrong with her? Pretty sweet for me, though.

One time I nutted on my pillow and my sister came in my room laid her head down on my bed and got cum on her forehead, shit was the hottest thing that ever happen to me, i'm 18 now still a virgin never even talked to a girl and I jerk off every night to that image in my head of my sister with nice gooey cum on her forehead.

what do you wanna do to her?

top post is correct user... you have to try and be happy with life. there is so much to enjoy. try to get outside... save $25 - 50 a pay for 3 - 6 months and go on a vacation for the weekend somewhere.

It is very sad to see so much bad advice here and people saying that women are shit etc... it is not true, everyone is a person, they make dumb fuckin decisions just like you, flail, have ptsd of socially awkward situations... shit happens, try to find happiness in the small things.

>After ONLY eating two

Hey, it's better than 10, which is what I wish he would eat.

i like to take extra precaution, i had a bad experience once with a dildo when i thought i had no shit left in me. never again. even when you think you are empty doesn't mean you really are. it was traumatizing and i certainly wouldn't want to get shit on a dick.

I've cheated on my ex and I've cheated on my current girl with my ex twice. Kinda feel bad and realize I'm just being selfish and dont really know how to go about fixing my ways.

Dude. Switch your porn habits... I feel like your talking about girls that ware flashing shoes..? Or are we talking 18 year olds. And older. If younger go see a shrink asap.

I think that you have to just train your brain to ignore that voice. I drive down the road sometimes and think " oh i could just drive into on coming traffic and fuckin die " but it's just such a stupid though I disregard it and try to pay it no heed and carry on. same thing about this... how does it pay off? do you want to die? ruin your life.. ? sure it all feels empty but it could be empty and fuckin really terrible.dont dig yourself deeper

Earnest question: What is up with all this incest on these threads? I assume most of it is fantasy, but even there, I don't understand the appeal? Haven't you guys heard of the Westermarck Effect?

Good man.
Had a similar experience.
Wish I knew what was happening when I did.

Friends exgfs pussy i have pics of his new gfs pussy too

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Top fucking kek

gotta learn to jerk off to something different man... you'll stay a virgin for ever if you just jerk to that... just let it be your guilty pleasure once a month or once a year

>every fucking thread

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What the fuck? An out of focus picture of a shattered phone screen displaying a shitty low resolution image of some warmed up ham slices? Is this what kids jerk off to these days?

Did the ad involve shooting?

this

Two more days and I'll confess bro

older, but either way I don't think anybody could help me change that, the more I think about it the more I feel it just too late for me, why bother anymore

Tell your doctor you are depressed as fuck. You will get better and look back on this. I did, and do. You can be happy user.

My gf got shit on my dick once. Definitely dont do anal first thing in the morning. Anyway, I didnt really care and she never knew. I just grabbed a fuck clean up towel that we always have in our room before she seen it. Was like 10 years ago, we're married now. Do anal every once I'm awhile to spice things up a bit and it never happened again. Im sure if she'd known, she'd not do butt stuff anymore. Which would suck. Bottom line if it's going in your butt, it should be understood that's something that might happen.

there's a high school girl with big boobs, a fat butt, and sleek body i see at the gym and hot tub quite often. she literally followed me around switching from hot tub, pool, and steam room one day and got super fidgety and kept glancing at me, playing with her hair when i sat right beside her in the steam room one time. im in a long term relationship and nearing 30, but i would absolutely hit it up if the opportunity arose. she's always with her fucking younger brother though. god, i bet she is just so goddamn tight.

This is the correct opinion.
I too have concealed shitdick from women to prevent them from being irrationally emotional/insecure about it.

get her, have some fun

Had sex with mom two days ago and now I regret

29 closet sissy trap

I’ve taken clothes from girls I’ve known since I was about 15. Sisters of friends, my own female friends, and exes.

Pretty turned on by the idea of a real man making me put on my ex’s things or some things from one of the other girls I took things from and turning me into a real sissy while calling me her name

Kik is kelsie_heart if you wanna chat about it or are interested

This shit again?

Post a pic of her.

I fantasize about getting tricked into, for example, sucking cock.

Here

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explain yourself, how you can get tricked to suck a cock?

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i cheated in an algebra exam in college (went to the bathroom and looked up a formula with my phone). even though i still failed i feel REALLY guilty about it, i've been feeling like shit the whole week and i really hate myself for cheating like that. that was literally the first (and my last) time i cheated in an exam in my whole life

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One time after a party at my brother's house he was going to fuck my friend. We were drunk and i convinced them to let me watch. I rubbed myself on the bed while they were at it doggy, some point my friend was watching me and told him to "stick it in her a bit". He stopped and moved over, and I just spread and let him stick it in.

don't trip, thats low level stuff, at least you don't do the international student play and hire someone else to take a test, looking up a formula shouldn't even be cheating because you will always have access to the formula

She also too my virginity and she ruined sex for me for life now, I thought sex would be great but it hurt when she pulled my skin back feeling like needles, after I came in her mouth I stood up quickly and coudnltbbend over because it hurt

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i would have no idea what to say to her really, or how to start something with her. not even sure where we could go.

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Hot.

Wtf? How old are you?

Mommy love

25 and shes 45

Long story short I black mailed her, I have daddy issues never meeting my dad and she pushed away my step dad when we were bonding, she cheated on him and even worse I caught having sex with a black guy through a face boom message of her

I grew up always being told not to have sex and it made me socially awkward meaning I could never get a gf while she was having swx with strangers behind my back

>be me
>18 year old horny spaz
>hanging at family reunion
>see younger cousins
>they are hot for their age
>oldest is 14
>spend all reunion w her
>get alone time
>make my move
>no user that's wrong
>guilt trip her into bed
>shit is cash
>cousin feels bad after
>continue to do this for the next couple of months
>one day, family says she is pregnant
>not today Yea Forums
>uncle Smith, let's say call him, has always been creepy
>convince family he probably had something to do with it
>charges are filled and uncle Smith is sent away
>two months later I'm off to study abroad in Europe at a private school
>ff now
>successful businessman
>living the dream
>family still doesnt know what went down
>cousin is now w 3 kids and no man in life

life is good when you have a fall guy Yea Forums

No, I thought it was but it was just a hate fuck. I only lasted to minutes and I think isn't for me now

I know the email contact for a piece of shit child pornographer. found it randomly on a miniscule selfie site

There are many ways something like that could happen. For example, maybe a girlfriend wants to try some BDSM, and you end up tied to the bed with a blindfold. Your imagination can take it from there, right?

I wouldn't expect most scenarios to be so simple or quick.

Sometimes I fantasize about getting into a situation that ends with me taking dog dick.

I almost had sex when I was seven but I haven't even been close to a girl (my age and in real life) emotionally ever since then.

I don't even really care anymore either. It's probably better this way.

ever been with a woman before?

Would you let him play with the woman if you had an MFF?

Then what

cough it up

Are you upset that he likes you enough that he wants you and only you? To be perfectly honest I'm one of those types too and probably would never want to do a threesome unless all three of us were single and just fucking around. I don't know why, it would just seem weird otherwise.

Yea Forums is a very, very toxic place. It's part of its charm.

how old were you? Was it a bad or good experience?

The most human contact I've had in a week was with some user asking me about my childhood with my sister. Then in the next confession thread another user posted story of their upbringing with stark similarities. I don't know if they were trolling me or there is some kindred spirit out there, but that random stupid thread that nobody remembers keeps me up at night,

You should cut your Dick off, dont diserve it

>yourlilslut3
is that her kik?

No U.

Dildoes are more of a risk for that.

Anything he does for you that he doesn't like?

He fucked me for like 5 mins while my friend was "holy shit, this is hot I cant believe you did it". The taboo made it so intense. She said "ok, my turn now" and he went back to fuck her. I rubbed myself off and came super hard. None of us ever talked about it but they fucked again a few times since.

I miss my ex who cheated on me

wat

like you fall down some stairs and then BAM

lol'd

There's been this girl following me and trying to talk to me for about 4 years now even when she's dating other people, I don't know how to go about the situation

>uncle Smith, let's say call him, has always been creepy
>convince family he probably had something to do with it
>charges are filled and uncle Smith is sent away

Yes, charges are often filed against men for having sex with a teenager because they are "creepy" despite no evidence, no witnesses and no corroboration by the girl.

I wish there was more porn like that where people just slip and fall on a banana peel ass first on to a dick. Minus the dog part of course.

More like I have to crawl through the doggy door for some reason, and end up exposed.

MTV did some magazine ads eluding to accidental sex.

I corrupted a 16yo virgin girl into watching pizza videos while imagining it was her and me with the kids in the vids,....

>Westermarck Effect
Yeah but it's complicated by poor relationships between sibling and the brain's subconscious desire for a better one. It can manifest in dreams and shit. if you're both having them and that's the reason your relationship starts getting better... that's where it can go. I've heard.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

wincest.

My mother needed $10k to get out of debt. She said that if I gave it to her to clear her debts, she'll let me fuck her from now on.
I agreed.

Me and my cousin had a relationship for a while. She was significantly younger than I was but it was all concentual. We fucked everywhere and in every way, and she’s still one of the hottest girls I’ve ever been with. We grew apart and now we are grown we don’t talk about it at all.

I’d give everything to get back to that point and fuck her agajn

I have a drug addiction

High five for fucking our moms bro, this is me

A friend recently broke up with his GF that was also kinda my friend for stupid reasons but for some reason I reflexively saved all her hot social media pics and have jacked off to them a few times now and don’t feel any negative feelings about it

My ex broke my heart and now acts like nothing happened and wants to be friends, so I post her tits because fuck her

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believe what you like. This isn't very unique. She's one of MANY women who I've corrupted.

not bad, got any of her cunt?

This is her btw

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My life is ruled by my OCPD.

Ever since childhood I’ve been overly perfect in everything and never ONCE got in trouble through all of school. I have a strong belief in morals (encouraged by my religious beliefs later on) and even morals that no one else will really agree with, at least as strongly. Someone drives without using their blinker, it makes me want to ram into the back of their car. It brings me a distaste for humanity and anything someone fucks up within my morals I genuinely wish they would go die.

And every time I go outside my morals, I feel the same thing for myself. Because of the “perfectionist” side, anyone in charge always loves me, whether it was a school teacher or my current boss. I do thinks right and think so many steps ahead in order to control/ optimize situations, where others normally would not. If I think someone will do something wrong, I will just do it for them so that it’s perfect. Lazy coworkers have taken advantage of me for that. And anytime they’d mess up, i’d wish they were dead or at least lost their jobs for one seemingly tiny mistake.

Even though people love my actions as a result of the perfectionism, it leaves me anti-social and I don’t know how to socially be compatible with anybody.

I’m fantastic at first impressions, I have a whole rehearsed personality in my head that I pull out and fake until they leave. But after that it fades because I just don’t know what to say or how to connect with them. The other funny thing is I have a VERY strong obsession with trying to make people like me, and if I fail, I want to die. Despite me not making efforts half the time and also having such rigid rules on living and having a distaste for other people because of it.

Your cousin is on to your scheme and is giving your donuts to the girl to fatten her up instead and lower her confidence, making her less appealing to you and he can swing in, get the girl, and later talk her into going to the gym with him and get her fit again. you're just an amateur dumbass.

Kys

>"Donna"
>my favorite antagonist

Nice!

I fail to live up to my own standard half the time and I read into things that probably aren’t there to convince myself that people hate me even if they never outright communicated it. I just want to die and be in silence away from everything completely.

But at the same time I want to stop trying to control everything and let go of my intense anxiety of it and depression over convincing myself that my life and the world around me is broken shit and nothing will ever be good.

I haven’t felt honestly happy since the last time I had a hint of a social life in Highschool. Ever since then, there’s been a fleeting minute and then back to intense anger, anxiety and depression. I don’t want it anymore. I want to be happy. But I want to die. But i’d rather be fixed and happy if it was at all possible.

I regularly genuinely think about suicide and I’ve had times that the adrenaline hit my head and I started screaming obsenities at myself (common) and it was like my body controlled itself and floored the gas to try to go out of control and hit something. But then I panic and hit the brakes. Even though this kind of stuff happens, I don’t really feel like there’s any point in therapy or outside help, I feel like my situation’s not that bad and they would just tell me there’s nothing wrong and to stop drinking as much coffee or some shit.

I just want to be fixed and happy. But I also want to die. I feel it both at the same time and back and forth and I don’t know what there is to be fixed and how to fix it.

no kik, but i'll rock your world, little slut.

stop bragging.

I just want to be raped and impregnated repeatedly by thugs

Yo tambien

Same but I got just a one time BJ when I was 15 to "boost my confidence" and yeah it made me feel a little bit better.

March 17
03/17

Isn’t this Emilio estevez character’s back story in the breakfast club

all your mothers are fucking whores.

I was house sitting for a friend and found his sextapes and then went home and copied them.

Did you find love in detention one weekend with the alternative weird girl who was strangely hot?

Pinche joto

Breakfast club.

I did too brother. Got an 18. Every quiz and workshop I got a fat 0 on it. You can withdrawl from the class and it wont ruin your gpa. You might get a "w" on your transcript but its not a bad thing. Its only bad if it happens alot. No shame, that's what I'm doing. Doesnt matter how many you win, it matters how many you show up to.

I have given my cousin a bj as a guy

Came on cousin while she slept next to her best friend.

All my married or in a relationship friends introduce me as their gay friend. I’m not gay

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I'd sell my favorite sofa just to wax her pubes.

I'm convinced that white people are all racist. They walk up to me and say hi, and how's your family but deep down I'm thinking they really don't like me blasting by them in wealth and status and influence.

When i was a child as we grew up vague references of racism were brought into conversation that only could be taught. Innocent racist rhymes they used, as if to indoctrinate good kids with amazing potential warped by the filth of birthright and conservatism and bait-talk, filling their head with superiority that will only disappoint later in life.

I actually watched when in my teens a white friend was brought into a racist organization he didn't want to go into, and black friend brought into a gang he didn't want to be in. Both men moved away just to get away from the skinheads and the Gangsters.

Watching both intelligent men thug out into Waring ape like men,

Now i watch as this fight looms on as right-wing conservatives turn into racism both republican and democrat, it's amazing how Fox news has twisted their thinking, lied to whites telling them crap about black people that just are not true. Changing policy, marginalizing the poor, the less fortunate and immigrants. All lies, filling them with white rage giving them excuses to hate, buying guns and lynching blacks by the thousands.

The civil war rages on in these people, All the while regular people just want to work, raise their family's and go to bed happy that they had a good day.

Rich people have been doing this to poor whites for decades, manipulating their thinking, telling them that someday they will be rich, and the less fortunate and undesirable will take their shit if they don't work against this looming threat.

Measuring the other side, what other side, where is the threat? There is nothing. Rich whites are using poorer whites as a pawn to a war they want to happen for population control, An unwinnable war. Perpetual war, look at the last 25 years and we are still at war.

When I was studying in Amsterdam, I went to the red light district while drunk. I ended up with a cute hooker. Turns out it was a shemale. Always vaguely fantasised about it so I figured why the hell not. I had the living daylights fucked out of me. Greatest orgasm of my life. I got hooked on it. Turns out there's a full street with just shemale hookers in Amsterdam. I went so often most of the non rotating hookers knew me on a first name basis. Frequently got freebies at the end of the day. Eventually I more or less turned into a communal booty call. My parents thought living and studying in Amsterdam was expensive but I just blew thousands of bucks on getting fucked by trannies.

we have more in common than you think.
Theres plenty of us here, you just gotta keep going to see how it ends.

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No way, me too but I didn't let him shoot his load in my mouth because that would be, that's how people gets aids

See, im not gay for anyone else...
idk why

Eventually you will meet someone else a real friend you can laugh with, and the sting of the broken heart will be a distant memory.

Most women in America and western Europe act like cunts to get money, those can be found out by offering them nothing, don't buy them anything and allow them to talk eventually they will open up and you can walk away laughing.

It's such a great feeling.

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I was searching a house for valuables, taking care to leave no evidence of my being there. I heard a noise in the attic. I pulled down my mask and looked in. It was a small bedroom with a young lady with a chain that lets her go between the bed and the bathroom. She looked happy to see me until I threw her on the bed and banged her. I did that twice a week for the next 3 weeks. I then waited another week and dropped an anonymous call to the cops.

I edge for about 2 to 3 days before unloading massive amounts of cum in my gfs face cream. I also put cum in half the food / drinks I make for her.

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Should have pissed in it

Did that to friends little sister. She put on that cream every night before bed.

I got my teacher pregnant when I was in middle school. She got locked up for 3 years and we still had a child, I still dont see why people say that i was scared mentally, shit was so cash I banged her at least 10 times before she got locked up and her husband let me.

Also why is it that when Male teachers get with students they get locked for life and female teachers dont

A long time ago, I had my car set up to seem like an unmarked police car. I pulled young girls over and had sex with them to not give them a ticket or take them in for being drunk. I'm not a cop nor was I ever one. I stopped doing it when that scam made the news.

Be bullied since high school at the age of 14.
Bullied throughout all 4 years.
It was the jocks that played football. They just knock shit out of my hand or take my glasses and toss it around
Thought about killing myself durinf that time
Only had a few good friends, like 5 ppl that I usually hang out with
FF 7 yrs, been planning my revenge since high school graduation.
Been on hormone pills for half a year with B cup and looking like a 10/10.
Been tracking down all the guys that did me wrong in my little notebook.
Meet the quarterback at the bar, he buys me a drink and I spike his drink with a mix of adderall and sleeping pills.
He gets fuck up really quick, he takes me to his apt
We start making out, now he is out cold
I make my move and pull out my cock, vid record me ass fucking him.
Nut in his ass and face and before I left I took a shit on the floor and smeared it everywhere
Get the last laugh. 1 down and 13 more to go.

....Boner is confused

intredasting post. things have really changed in the last 4-5 years, i can feel it in the social atmosphere. of course, when i really look back on my childhood coming from a lower/middle class neighbourhood, there was always tribalist thinking between groups. the chinese stuck together, the iranians, the blacks, etc and we whites would absolutely bring out that racism when it was just us and sometimes even to their faces if it got heated enough.

truth be told, i want nothing to do with multiculturalism and i suspect that most other races dont either. most minorities were truly brought here thinking the average person wanted them here, but they slowly find out that they are not wanted nor do they belong. we want to stick to our own kind, whatever kind that is. don't even try to play it off like you're "enlightened". at the end of the day, you'd rather help your own.

as whites become more and more dispossessed and displaced in their own countries at the hands of their neoliberal elites, you will see more violence guaranteed, and you should know that not even the ones committed the violence want it to happen but they feel forced. so in a sense, you are right.

I lie on the internet

Godspeed user people shouldn't bully people for no reason and should be polite to each other

...and larping, board games, and good long shits.

Got any penetration?

And I also pump loads into her trying to knock her up on accident. Shes loaded with cash.

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All girls lie.

I used to broke into my neighbor's house and fuck around in their when he was away at work. Interesting way to look about what porn is. Don't you think?

Powerless pussy. You lack discipline.

Just the mouth, like I said it hurt and I only 2 minutes

Not to mention that the paternity test DNA would show it wasn't Uncle Smith but somebody else closely related. So the whole story is BS.

You gotta go back and take her ass

i want to die

I would constantly steal same girls thongs and panties, cum in them until I was over again, then id put them back in her drawer and steal a new clean pair to cum in.

Cysts come from food or water not sex, Herpes you can live with, clap no probs, but being stupid can last a life time.

Quit jerking off for 3 months, be good to yourself. and get the cyst removed before it breaks open and makes you septic then they would have to remove your cock and balls.

Do that Monday,

= Real fucking man.

I'm in love with a guy with severe bipolar disorder. We were together briefly, now he's with another girl. Due to enduring delusion that I fucked him over (I really didn't), he wants nothing to do with me ever again. I'm the one who's fucked. I know I will never love anyone else again like I love him.

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Like I said before I feel regret. ow and my mom ruined sex for me forever

Threesomes overrated. ggb, bbg, bbb did it all total wast of time. Best sex was with people who just enjoyed it one on one, less complications, no hang ups. Just having fun.

Bifag here, I'd live to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

I really want my uncle to finger me while I give him a blumpkin.

We are actually waiting for you, and holy shit you're going to be so surprised when we come to your white men clubs, because we know where you are.

- Everyone that isn't white and racist.

when did you do bbb?

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Started spending more time with this chick I like, things were really looking up. Now a lot of stress has been piling up on me from various sources. Starting to feel hopeless about everything again. Feel like I should just give up on this chick and just end everything. Sad part is I haven’t considered suicide seriously in a long while but here we are.

Posted this in another thread, figure Id share here too.

forced friends little sister to grind on me. She fought at first, but eventually gave up and started grinding all on her own. After a few minutes of heavy breathing, she does a sharp hump, pauses, gets up and leaves immidiately.

I must have been 14-15 and she might have been 11

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I
I’m always tired caus I drive around at all hours of the night looking for dicks to suck on grinder but I never follow though with sucking any cause I’m a chicken shit.

when I was 8 i flipped a random girl off and I've felt guilty ever since.

I think I'm a sadistic, I'm a 15 year old girl and I just love beta males, idk why.. One of my seniors just graduated, he was such a fucking loser but I like that...

This is the breakfast club you retards

When I was 14 years old I was black and steal cokes from McDonalds witha. Watercup

Have you tried shooting up a mosque in new zealand?

How the hell am I supposed to be a degenerate living in a small town where everyone knows you. I miss going out to creep on random women through their windows or dig through mountains of garbage for used underwear.

BAN BAN BAN UNDERAGE UNDERAGE UNDERAGEEEEEEEEEE

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I still haven't gotten over my ex and i miss her really fucking bad even though she's a bitch. Got a video of someone who looks exactly like her and ive been trying to get a sauce on it. Lmk if someone wants me to post it

I've been posting my wife's nudes and videos on /b and other sites like temp exposed for years without her knowledge or consent. She was eventually identified and doxed and I've found her pics and videos reposted on a bunch of porn sites.

Same, but with friends sister. Love seeing her pics pop up randomly.

I fap to my imaginary girlfriend sometimes. But she cheated on me, so I kinda feel like a cuck when I do. A mixture of pleasure and pain is what it really is.

I love seeing her pop up as well. Instantly makes me diamonds.

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Fapped using friends younger sisters hand while she was passed out drunk on her bed along with her boyfriend.

uhmm a 14 year boy posted a thread nobody told him off... does it even matter, like shit theres even rape on here.

I saw the nz video.
Plz dont report me to army.

Dude theres always rape

Nah you cool man, Yea Forums dont give a fuck if you post cp and even if you did Yea Forums will never shut down.

FBI even touch us

I made a wickr to chat with an user about toddlercon.

Never busted a nut so hard in my life.

JackInTheBoxxx

I often masturbate into my mom's mouth while she's sleeping. Been doing this for past 3 yrs (since right after my 14th bday). She sleeps naked & has a beautifully trimmed black bush that I finger sometimes (but only if she's drunk pass out). I'm really going to miss home when I leave for college next yr.

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nothing screams more '' I'm stupid as fuck! '' than leaving DNA evidence of your crime, if true, smart moves user.....

I love smelling my cousin's used thongs the smell of her dirty asshole made me cum so hard I almost passed out.