What’s the best way to jack of...

Using your boyfriends mouth and joining this discord

discord/gg/JrAtHxk

> get banana
> eat banana
> use banana peel to masturbate
> don't rip off any peels
> the thicker the peel the better it feels
> I suggest fucking one half, like not sticking your dick all the way to the end
> the ridges in the inside will wear away
> when you feel like cuming stick your dick to the end to feel fresh ridges while your dick is covered in your precum it feels amazing
> you're welcome

this was a copypasta, I remember the bananashark.

Just fork up $20 and order one. It'll be better than your hand AND anything you can put together with household materials.

I literally didn't get this from anyone I just decided to try one day.
You fuckin sad weeb

Make the hand better with cheap vodka and dish soap. Makes your hand go numb and then lose feeling in it. Best feeling.

does it? I don’t really trust mixing shit people on Yea Forums recommend

You have a micropenis, sir.

No, it doesn't. Vodka and dish soap is a cheap way to clean stuff better and kill weeds. Probably burns like fuck.

Thank you