How do you get a smooth shaven ass without red bumps and constant itching?

How do you get a smooth shaven ass without red bumps and constant itching?

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impossible

You wax it. Faggot

2 hours after eating tacobell, use a lighter

waxing

why the fuck are you shaving your ass you weird fuck

Use hair removal cream

>no body hair
>real man
pick one

that can also cause bumps though

I just trim and it looks fine enough. Then again I'm not that hairy...

Maybe OP is woman wanting a smooth ass?
Maybe OP does pornhub?
Maybe OP does not want itchy hairy ass?
Maybe OP just likes a smooth ass?