How do you get a smooth shaven ass without red bumps and constant itching?

First of all, use a razor, not an electric

but I too am open to suggestions

Who gets hair on ass cheeks?

Fucking ape.

Soo...he was behind all that...?

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literally everyone. (The hole rim area gets the most) Most of it is small hairs though maybe OP shaves maybe because it's a lot of hair.)

easy shave it once every 2 weeks depending on how fast it grows for me i have to do it weekly cuz wooki ass genes after you do it go to sleep on back when you wake up its cool

no body hair, next

nothing wrong with hair but some people have so much it gives you a wet ass from sweet and dangleberries

So much better having a shaved ass. I just coat everything you shave with Neosporin cream ointment. No bumps that way.

belt sander

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>be me
>have no hair growth on ass

;D
we all win and lose the generic lottery in some way

...

well if Yea Forums wasn't randomly banning filenames (of only irl pictures) maybe I could post my fucking bum

I'm going to leave this shit hole forever pretty soon here

attempt #3

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fucking children with no man ass-hair

I'm mid 20s user, im not so much a child anymore

they filename banned that one, too

the trend is really obvious. They ban the image after posting it once. This is a recent Yea Forums thing, within this month.

the picture I just posted above will be banned now. If i change the filename, it will unban.

bow to your new leaders

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Than leave faggot