Secrets Thread

Secrets Thread.

We all have secrets.

Mine?

From grade 7 through 12 (when I was age 12 through 18) I was a volunteer on school maintenance. This meant that I helped the janitor with all basic tasks. It also meant I had access to areas off hours where no one was there.

In grade 7 I had ideas. In grade 8 I implemented them. See, I also had access to the computer labs. The computer labs had wireless (and wired) cameras. It was a simple matter to steal a couple wireless cameras and change the access to them for my own purposes. After removing them from their casings, I was able to put them into a few smoke detectors that I had removed the guts from and drilled a camera hole into them.

To cut a long story short. From grade 8 through 12 I had aquired hundreds of hours of footage from the girls gym locker room and two of the main bathrooms. I had to keep asking my parents for blank DVD's and then USB keys and external hard drives to hold it all.

Most of it is pretty mundane, but it now seems strange to have videos of pretty much every girl I know from school being naked, changing their pad/tampon, and even sex acts.

Four of the girls in my class would give blow jobs in the bathroom almost every week. One of them even had sex in there a few times despite the fact that my school had no doors on the stalls.

This is my secret. I have seen almost all of the classmates I grew up with in school naked, using the bathroom, and some of them in very intimate acts.

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Until Smartphones came and we discovered porn and then slowly getting sick of watching porn.. It was fun doing the action itself right (op)?

Share the vids you twat

>visiting cousin in the country
>he is 6 years younger and a dumbass in using computers
>he still has his way with girls over there though and he gets tons of nudes
>hides nude pics of girls on his pc (hides means he just has 20 folders empty in each other and the 21st has the pictures in)
>some of the girls he has i know from where we were younger and playing together back when i used to go there every summer
>super illegal blowjobs and fucks and a gangbang with 3 dudes (cousin was one of them) fucking a bitch on a bench in a park
>never bothered with that pc again

On a regular basis I get very drunk and find myself at a local Sheetz pissing on the top of the urinal so it runs down onto the floor.

At least 3 times a week I mildly shit my pants at work while trusting a fart.

I once combined not showering and repeatedly masturbating and wiping the jizz on my bush and thighs for 4 days and got a fungal infection on my dick.

proof

Bragging that you have cp. Bold move.

(OP) was just fantasizing *user*, I'm sure he just made it all up.

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

I am having sex with three other women. Am married. All of them are under 30 years old. I am an old guy.

I can fap to this

>be me
>be 14
>be general dickhead
>parents go away in moms suv for 1 night
>leave dads panamera (new at the time) in garage
>dad takes key but I know something I shouldn’t
>his safe code
>get spare Porsche key
>text friends
>excited, sweaty palms
>friends all show up
>it’s about 8pm
>we all get in car
>rollin
>’do a skid op’
>do skid
>crunch
>rear wheel hits kerb, snaps tie rods, wheel cambered in at like 45 degrees
>frozen for like 10 minutes contemplating the gravity of this situation
>hobble car back up the street to my house
>park it in garage
>looks fine from all angles except the left side
>friends leave bc obviously they don’t wanna take any blame
>ignore the fact my dads obviously going to cut my throat tomorrow and enjoy my evening
>parents come home, weekend is fine
>Monday comes, dad leaves house for work
>didn’t notice damage because driver sits on the right in my country
>rear wheel finally collapses as he rolls out of the garage and reverses left over the curb
>wheel/suspension is mashed
>dad bitches to the Porsche dealer who fixes it for free under warranty since it ‘failed for no reason’
>nobody ever finds out we did this

That’s a real cool story you just made up there, bro.

damn dude that's an act of god right there you should donate to schistosomiasis prevention or something or it's gonna be pretty awkward at the pearlies when old mate asks how things have gone since the porsche incident

My secret? Plotting. Well, was.

I live in Peterborough, UK. For the last 6/7 months I've been making weekly visits to one of the Mosques here, seeing when it's the busiest time, seeing who goes here, checking security etc etc. I had 3... Let's call them... "homemade" devices that I wanted to somehow get inside of the mosque.

After what happened in NZ the other days I decided that I couldn't go through with it. I disposed of all my plans, paperwork, phones, devices, everything.

What happened 11000 miles away from me probably saved some lives.

i wore a penis extension sleeve throughout high school in my pants so it would look like i had a huge cock. a lot of whores would look at it, some would flirt but i'm now 24 and still a virgin

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Please continue this plan

>i'm now 24 and still a virgin
I wonder why

dude I was like, no fucking way. I was just waiting for the moment someone would work out it was me but they never did

You should still go through with it. They are trashing through European culture.
In a democracy power goes to the largest voting block so being able to drive them from your country is a win, because they moment they're a majority in an area they try to enforce sharia law, which is why no-go zones exist now.

this op is retarded

>cameras in the lockers rooms and bathrooms
nice larp user

Buddy broke both arms when we were 14. We were hanging at his house during summer so no parents around. Normally we would jerk together while watching porn. Obviously he couldn’t jerk because his broken arms, so we’re watching tv and he says to me “dude can you help me jerk its been weeks” .....

My damaged goods of a second cousin is staying over at my place and she works late night at a power plant in an office. One night as I was sleeping she climbed into my bed clinging onto me and crying quietly in her sleep, I woke to this and being the biggest beta faggot didn't do anything. I've only had two girl friends in my entire life and never had sex with them. The next day she told me to forget about it and to never speak of this to anyone, she usually dating black guys but now she's giving up on relationships completely. I want to ask her out but just talking to girls makes my heart feel it's going to explode, would it be incest to be with her.

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Yeah, we believe you, user

damn nigga

nah that's not beta dude don't worry and second cousin won't cause weird babies

Spoiler

Youre a faggot. Kys.

When I was 15 me and my friends would always joke around on Yea Forums. After a year later my friend fell to the loli side and he dug deeper into cp. One day he came across a video called daisy's destruction and tried to show it to me, I refused because I did not want to be a part of it. It was two years later that I haven't talked to him and until we joined an av club where he said he made a movie using a bluray technology. He was eager to show it to me because he wanted to be a horror director so I went over to his house and when he popped in that blue ray and this nigga made a bluray menu for the movie with featurettes, scene selection and commentary from my friend. I called the police on him and he's locked up in jail forb15 years now, hell be getting out in 2032

Pls start world war 3

Guaranteed hero status if you follow through with this user.

Write the number of your reply somewhere before carrying out your plans.

Today, on things that never happened

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I got the feel user.

I'm living with a wonderful girl that I really love, and she loves me back. Perfect love.

But sometimes I think about that girl I dated years ago that I loved and wonder how different my lfe would be. I also ask myself if she thinks about me or that kind of things

LARP someplace else faggot.

I really wanna worship my lil step brother's feet and suck him off
He is 14 and I am 23

that's hot

You think so? He is definitely hot tho..

sure sounds pretty hot... what kinda socks does he wear? undies?

I masturbated in a movie theater once

Those tight sneaker ones. With some cool patterns
Boxers mostly

very nice

Yeah with toe imprints and all
I would love if he just puts his feet in my face and plays vidya

Do you cry when you gf cucks you?

I dont have one