You're eating dinner at McDonalds when this thing sits down across from you, yanks your tray of burgers away from you...

Haha, oh boy. Forgot that some people have a fetish for that.

Let her have it. I'm vegetarian and wouldn't eat the burgers anyway.

let her eat. for the chair can hold out only so long.

Spit on the food, dump the beverage on her and walk out, what is she gonna do anyways, run after me? I can always eat something else, while for her it could be her last fucking meal

>be me
>eating at McD, because earned enough GBPs
>mommy goes to bathroom
>comes back but does not sit next to me as usual
>takes away tray with burgies and nuggies
>look at mommy...not mommy but similar size lady
>starts eating my burgies and nuggies I earned with GBPs
>take off my pants and fling poo at her
>if I cant have my nuggies, nobody will
>mfw

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kick one of the chair legs so that it breaks, causing her to fall and crush her bones with her own weight.

Oh I fear you've managed to twist your two remaining braincells and got it wrong there mister, no one outside of the US is actually throwing shit at each other. Nor is it common to not be able to afford food on the regular, you see we take care of our citizens.

Now back you go, go scream at *insert THE OTHER PARTY here* and be a good little monkey

kek

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I stand up and say loudly and clearly.....
>There are TWO sexes.
>Gender is an arbitrary construct.
Sit back and watch the fireworks.

YOU MADE MY FUCKING DAY

Go buy her more Big Macs until she dies. That would be funny. Should only take 10 or 20.

Hey how about I buy you 6 McDoubles and you let me eat your asshole

Pinch myself in an attempt to wake up from the dual nightmare of having dinner at McDonalds and being exposed to whatever that thing is.

Thank her because McDonald’s is trash

You want to eat the asshole of someone whose diet consists of McDonalds?
Are you trying to die by huffing in the fumes of their colon cancer?

well, assuming for the sake of discussion that i would order burgers ("a tray" of them, no less) at this shithole to begin with …
>let "it" have its treat
>videoing the event
>$5.99 well spent for a lifetime of storytelling
>go to the nearest supermarket
>buy actual, healthy food for $5.99
be smug at the world for having learned a valuable lesson

Probably thank her. Reminds me of the time my alcoholic uncle stole my bottle of vodka and smashed it because he was scared I'd end up like him

then he wasn't a real alcoholic

Whip my dick out and piss on the tray.

He'd already drank it and replaced it with water and was scared he'd be caught, so he destroyed the evidence.
>Source: alcoholic ex did something like this after her parents started monitoring her consumption and she thought she was clever

Wonder how the fuck did I end up eating at a McDonald's.

that sounds more like it

oh man. when i was 18-19 i was stealing from a bottle of vodka my parents had in the freezer and replacing itmwoth water thinking i was smart af. turns out after 2 days amd enough water in the bottle it turned into a slushie in the bottle and i got caught right away. mfw

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Pin the beast down and start farting wet, long, misty farts on her nose and mouth.

i would attempt to suplex her through the window landing a perfect bridge or die trying

Dick out, fap hard, spray her face while yelling "sperm whale"

punch it in the throat as it tries to swallow my burger. you do not interupt a mans meal no matter what let alone eat it!

Watch her inhale my meal.
It’s like going to the zoo.
When she finishes, get her some more food.

Shit.
That’s deep Yea Forumsrother.

she would not even get near those burgers. the moment i smell her walking in the establishment i will keep those burgers close to me protecting them like one would their child. if she aproached my table i would scream at her and bare my teeth foaming and drooling like a raging tard. if this does not deter her i will go full ooga booga on her

>You're eating dinner at McDonalds
no im fucking not.

well whatever establishment you eat at and whatever you are eating then

This is when you show her your skills as a butcher, eh?

There's so much wrong with what you just said.

Rub it's fucking nose in it like a dog that shit on the rug

GBP stands for Good Boy Points, not pound sterling. Lurk moar.

tendies.

Get my Japanese friends to get their harpoons.

jump up on the table and shit on my food

soyboy burgers*

Any establishment that is above McDonalds levels of quality would realize what was going on and have her out on her ass as fast as they could rev up the road assistance truck they would need to move her though, making his reaction to her doing that moot.

slap the shit out her....

kek

by the time the mv nisshin maru gets there the whale will have fled the scene on her fat people scooter

Shoot up my local mosque

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i mean you burgers would still be lost but atleast you would have gotten rid of some more parasites

The only rational response

order more burgers and have a contest of fats

Underrated

bite za dusto and go eat somewhere else

Soo...he was behind all that...?

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frankly, I would try to profit it.

how

Use the tray and smash it into her trachea.

steal her scooter she will die from gangrene

this

walk out and steal the keys to her scooters along the way and drop them in a nearby sewer

i dont eat mcdonalds because i actually care about what i put in my body

this is a hypothetical situation it doesnt matter if you usually eat there or not

unlike your mom.
it's how you were born

pull out my rockhard dick and break the table in two with it.

some hypotheticals are so stupid you can't even be bothered to think of the situation

then why even bother commenting

ask them i answered

A "Mass" shooting, if you catch my drift

>punch it in the throat as it tries to swallow my burger.
I like your style. I was thinking pop it is the snoot, then come around behind in a choke hold while it's gagging on my meal. "She choking! She's choking! I can't dislodge the burger!" No it's not the hiney lick maneuver. I'm guessing it needs a stick to wipe it's own ass.

Sitting in a restaurant full of cameras and witnesses, all those suggesting immediate violence are idiots - enjoy prison. I’d walk out, follow her home to discover where she lives, then in the middle of the night I’d sabotage her car or set some other form of unfortunate circumstance (ice on her steps, for example) so that revenge can be had without getting caught. Might take a few attempts, but sooner or later something would work. Look at her - a fall might kill her.

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lmao that is far too much effort and you know it you would either act in the moment or not give a shit

ok you win

I would call the police

Throw up on the tray to assert dominance

Depends on the motivation. Not only vengeance, but I’d feel pretty confident that I’d be doing the world a favor in eliminating her. Vengeance and a good deed? That’s pretty strong motivation.

that thing didnt get that fat if a little puke would deter her. she turns to you and says : itll take more den dat to beat me

Perhaps.

The financial loss of lunch, and the time to replace the burgers could top $17. I doubt you'll get much out of the helium muppet. So you would be justified in rooting through what it calls a purse for funds and items for sale as recompense.

Leave the store and take her walker with me. Lord knows she can’t go anywhere without it, who’s going to be able to move her? The Navy?

Hog tie that piggy and sell it at auction.

the burgers alone may kill her she may get a heart attack or just straight up choke

Leave her to it, call her a cunt and walk off. She'll kill herself with her diet anyway, Why stop her.