Which Beatle had the biggest dick?

Check em, and it’s George’s first wife by miles. Patty, George landed the hottest women

George's 2nd wife was hot too. And saved him from being murdered

>ringo has the biggest
It just looked that way because he's so short.

I think we can all agree Paul has the smallest. I would guess that George had the biggest

Linda, that you?
I thought you were dead.

Stu

The first Paul or the second one?

why were the Beatles cucking each other so much? they could have any women in the world and they chose each others sometimes.

Yeah Olivia is legitimately beautiful, and yeah she saved his life. Obvious bonus

Pete Best actually had the biggest, they fired him because they were jealous. All the girls were going crazy over Pete Best's big dong, so little dick McCartney got jealous and ousted him.

If Paul isn't already hung like a moose, he's at least got some major big dick energy. Some of the most enduring melodies of all time, enough of a multi-instrumentalist to record an album all by himself, no hard drugs since the early 70's, never cheated on his wives, non-pretentious vegetarian, never gets tired of performing live, does all his songs in the same key, voice only recently started to crack and that was after almost 60 years of concerts.

The vein on Paul McCartney's penis is probably bigger than my entire penis.

he is flacid in that pic?

and yoko's tits are horrendous.

Ringo was the biggest, he was asked this in an interview. Him, then George, John and Paul in that order

Yoko ono

Sauce of interview?

google it. Apparently Paul was avg-smallish

Yeah Olivia was really hot back in her prime (even around the time George died she was very bangable). She's 70 now and she looks really good for her age.

I wonder if George actually died from those injuries, though. Apparently he was seriously injured but this doesn't really get talked about.

Get the fuck outta here Ringo, stop fishing for compliments you old piece of shit!

I love Paul McCartney but he doesn't look like he has a big dick

And of course we should believe what Ringo says about himself because he's soooo authentic.

He needed to lift some weights or something.

That was from 1968, pumping iron every day was a niche thing

What do big-dicked guys look like?
I thought we look like everyone else…

Kek. I agree. But I suppose, who looks like they've got a big dick?

George Harrison and to a lesser extent John Lennon

Yoko Ono???
Christ, I'm amazed Lennon didn't windsock all the way to the grave

Billy Preston had the biggest dick

Well yeah, but is that really a fair comparison?

Does anyone else think John Lennon was starting to look a little weird towards the end of his life?

You sound like a plaster-caster. They also had no sense of humor.

wait, was it really confirmed that Paul has the smallest?

George's wife said he was the funniest guy she knew

Like yoko?

He cheated on her with better looking women

wasnt their promotor gay for them. epstein use to stoke all their cocks and have gay orgies. thats why they got rid of the first drummer. Ringo let epstein suck his juicy veiny cock and beat his drums

sounds hot

I imagine they were all small-average

Why the John fucking that saggy hairy immigrant when he could have been bashing some top tier pussy

Ringo

that's what everyone wants to know. the rest of the Beatles all had hot wives

Was Michael Jackon in the Beatles? My gf thinks he was.

John Legend

You're gf's a retard and so are you

Kek, some one legged pirate that McCartney was married to took half of shit. Even relentless faggots on Yea Forums expect bitches to have limbs to fuck them

lol

No, Michael Jackon was in Wade Robson

>Was Michael Jackon in the Beatles?
I don't think he was ever in the Beatles. But he sure as hell got into a lot of other "boy bands".

which of his wives had one leg?

roger waters

Dump her

Only when they were very young.

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I want to put my dick in young Olivia Harrison's butt

Aint nothin bout that frumpy bitch looks 100lbs

It was a different time back then. And Yoko was this exotic international artist, you know, back before there was YouTube and shit.

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She was born in 1933, damn near no 60s/70s rockstars had wives that old. John must have had a frumpy Asian mom fetish

if Paul McCartney was a child molestor

Dave Grohl

def, john had intense fetishes. on his tape recorder he talks about feeling his moms tit and not being sure if he should bang her when he met her at 15/16

damn, what a weirdo. He definitely had a mommy fetish then.

Yoko

John had the biggest dick, it was named Yoko

4 men, no one had the biggest dick...

Idiot.

how are you this stupid you didnt even read op's post you dumb fuck

John's looks decently sized if that's only a semi chub. I wish the other Beatles also did nude pics

Bump

Yoko

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