ITT we wait

*pulls dick out*

i hate all you fuckers

>counting the stitches in the carper squares

>>looks at box of tissues
>>looks around...nobody
>>breathing intensifies

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*Let's out silent but deadly fart caused by excessive beer drinking the night before*

the dude across from me has an odd shirt

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So guys, Muslims, am I right?

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>YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

*yeah user you play?*

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>look at selection of magazines
>almost all food and lifestyle aimed at women
>grab nat geo

*has toddler with him thats remains silent for now but might explode into raging cry attacks any second making everyone uncomfortable

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*questions the authenticity of your claim due to lack of two asterisks*

What are you folks actually here for?

>browses his favorite boards on Yea Forums making sure to quickly switch to normie stuff like Facebook and Instagram if anyone gets close enough to peak at his phone screen

Wrong floor mate. You have to take a turn left, go down on the stairs take the third door on the right and in the hallway take the elevator down to -1.

............ ..........
......I think I’ll roll one more for Jalter.

*has loud cell phone argument with tyrone*

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>cranks leg ever so slightly to cut stealth fart
>fart is not stealth
>hot femanon looks across room is visibly disgusted
>playing amid one of those crappy bead and wire toys and a pile of feculent highlights magazines, a kid laughs at the brrrrap noise
>drew carey game show plays on television after swiffer mop commercial
>receptionist repeats medication instructions to octogenarian on the phone for the fifth time

*not since 2006 but those tunes gave me chills, should I start playin again?*

OMFG is that a shaken baby?

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>sniffs nose loudly

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Announcement over the speaker:
"Mr John Doe, Doctor Stewart is now ready for you, please take a seat in the fourth room on the right."

*eh it's a good mobile game to kill the time in a boring place like this*

>plays gucci gang thru phone on max volume

*thanks for the info user, ill check it out*

*realizes thats his name and gets a quick rush of adrenaline through his body*

*enjoys seeing the oddly confused/disgusted faces of the older folks in the room*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Guy next to you:
"Best of luck, buddy."

*snatches phone and baseball pitches it into the wall with the force of 1000 suns*

*t-t-thanks user*

"I HAVE A PUN!"

>Walks slow laps around the room hands in pocket chin up and eyes on ceiling not looking at anything in particular.

*takes off shoes*

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*steals your shoes and runs away*

>"Yo any of you anons got a hotspot?"

I fear the day I’m old enough to be the target audience for those doctor waiting room magazines.

*nodding out consistently because i've been playing osrs for 25 hours straight*

*hey user want some coffee?*

*the best part about getting aids is I can fuck without a condom because nothing worse can happen now

Is this guy for real

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>thanks user but I've still got one and a half Rockstars left
*continues to nod off 30 seconds after that exchange*

He could you pass me that Motor Trend magazine from 2016...

Who farted?

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*stumbles into waiting while looking like he has been in large firefight just minutes ago, dirty and with some blood all over his torn black suit and in the back of his suit jacket you can see the imprint of a pistol*

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Don't mind me.

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*makes awkward jerking movements every couple of minutes as i instictually zap myself back awake*

*Act casual* "Damn it, forgot to lock the barn, again". *Walk away slowly*

*Starts cracking fingers too much just to have something to do*

*before he leaves, he pukes a bit blood into the large potted plant next to the door*

Excuse me, do you have the time?

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[Covers phone bulge] Sorry dude, I don't.

Hey if they call user can someone grab me from the hall

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*sure user its time for you to get a watch*

*no problem fella I got ya*

*goes to the vending machines and get's himself a large bottle of chocolate milk and two boxes of takoyaki from the japanese hot food vending machine*

yes :)

OPPP!!! the doctor is ready for your appointment!

fuck my life

*stumbles to the door like he just shat himself*

BUT, he really did sit himself from the qt 3.14 next to him

*springs awake and looks aware for all of 2 minutes before nodding off again*

>picks nose and eats boogers

Announcement over the speaker:
"Mrs Jennifer Smith, Doctor Michaels is now ready for you, please take a seat in the last room on the right."

Excuse me, are you still reading this magazine? Do you mind if I take it?

I'm done with this article in a minute, then you can have it, sir.

Yo, what the fuck are YOU STARING AT?! Thats right you beta cuck, keep your eyes on that floor.

Announcement over the speaker:
"Sergeant Thompson, General West is now ready for your job interview, please come in."

This a job interview? I thought y'all were here for the new supreme drop.

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Excuse me ma'am but how much longer is the wait? Ive been here for over an hour already

Well, I was told the waiting time might be up to ten hours and I also heard from someone else that this is actually part of the selection process, they have supposedly some people in the room whose sole purpose is watching us and how we react to hours of boredom.

I smell fish

H-hey um user, can I ask you for a favour? C-come join this /pol/ Discord server please, it's a really good server I promise! We can maybe even laugh at the Christchurch shooting livestream together if you did... so join using this link right now:
discord
.gg/668D4MY

n

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I smell fish...

*wakes up and looks around awkwardly before returning to playing osrs*

*mistakes building for mosque and kills everyone in the room
>Thead ended

>any of you anons wanna have a rock paper scissors or duck duck goose tournament to burn some time?

lol me

Uno or yahtzee?

*whispers with dying breaths " thats just rude, user"*

*yeah I could go for some yahtzee.* *rolls dice and hits all 6's*

Threads like these make me happy. We need more of these like in the good ole' days.

lmao

*no problem bro. hey, wanna go in the bathroom and suck each other off?*

got phone charger?

*reflects on the good ol' times of using the high school provided laptop's safe mode to bypass website restrictions and view many pornographic images on /gif/*

>this fucking guy wants to play board games with strangers, is he autistic?
>wait, am I autistic if I don't want to join in?

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*pulls out his flask, takes a large sip and puts it away*

>AYY BRUH WUTCHYU SIPPIN ON OVER THERE I BEEN SEEN YOU WITH THAT GOOD SHIT LEMMIE GET A HIT WIT IT BRUH BRUH I GOT 5 ON IT

*realizes the error of my ways and pulls up j-law's nudes so they'll be the last thing you see*

NIGGERS

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I never win yahtzee I have bad luck with the game

*returns to nodding off as most of the guests have grown impatient and left*

wait for what?

my good sir you are mistaken. rock paper scissors is a game you play with your hands, duck duck goose is when you sit in a circle and when the user going in the circle around the others and pats one user on the head and says goose is when you run around the circle and have to sit down in the anons spot who you previously patted on the head. if you succeed then that person is eliminated

*psst hey user, can I have a drink?*

*as your nodding off I steal your last rockstar*

*rustles through backpack*

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*Sure thing, buddy*

*much obliged fella thank you*

I should be good at this thread.

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Well, should we sit there in the waiting room, or wait over here in the sitting room?

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>All the anons can hear a loud bang at the door as I try to push the pull door like a fucking retard, and smash into it at mach 3

"Hehe, tricky ones, those little buggers."
*rubs forehead in pain*

*sure user Ill join you, wanna grab some coffee on the way?*

*enter to the room with a flat earth t-shirt*

Is anyone else still perplexed at how the chan meme culture lost it's innocence when deranged living meme murdered 49 people in cold blood?

>*door opens*
>user?

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what a faggoty looking deer

them ears tho. talk more shit about my gif and I will uncle phil your ass right out of the front doors of the doctors office.

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bump

>sneezes without covering nose or mouth

>try to act sick for as long as possible because I'm just here for the medical certificate

I like your shoes

Fuck this, I'm out...

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>have to use my lunch break to wait
>eat lunch while waiting

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*T-thanks, user.*

patiently waiting....
WAITING PATIENTLY

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Have to fart

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>sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

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"AHEM!"
"ERGHHHEM."
*cough.
*pause
*snort
*hack
*swallow

Dont wait join this discord

/JrAtHxk

Excuse me can you please stop tapping your fingers on the desk?

This isn’t a mosque

>Doing my best not to make eye contact with other people while listening to music

This gave me v negative asmr

*Crackles over loudspeaker*

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP? I REPEAT, WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?

Don't trigger my foot fetish, or I'll be forced to cum in your smelly socks

*Takes a sip, gags and spits it out into the floor*

THIS NIGGER'S DRINKING EVERCLEAR

*Thirty guys who all look like early 2000s Eminem stand up*

>no judge Judy
I’m good here thanks

Can I have your magazine when you are done?

Nope, better, Cognac from the Kaliningrad region.

lfmao

ALLAHU AKBAR!

>Boom
>You were in germany the whole time

*farts*

O.O

*runs quickly into bathroom*

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*hiccup
"oh excuse me"
*pause
*hiccup
*nervous laughter
*giggle
*pause
*hiccup
*toot
*gulp

*gives a mean stare to the user my left but break eye contact immediately each time he looks back*

What the fuck did they do with the moving puzzles

*phone falls out of pocket and makes a loud crash on the fooor*
>everyone snaps their heads and looks at me
>awkward smile and a quick nod to the old woman next to me reading an old national geographic magazine from the pile.
>user is ready to see you now

Alright catch ya guys.

>stares at the cute receptionist but doesn't realize how obvious it is

It’s true, I was the receptionist.

*awkwardly tries to make conversation with the very sweet, somewhat feminine and 100% gay or bi guy next to you*

Cover yourself up, whore

Don't listen to this incel, take your clothes off

*full grown manlet plays with pic related

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I'm bored

*returns from the store with a new rockstar and resumes playing osrs*

*cracks neck left
*cracks neck right
*stretches out in seat
*sighs
*slouches

*staring everyone down in an aggressive manner*
*wanting to bash some skulls in*
*listening to some huey and the gets on my headphone*

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>looks through the pamphlet stand

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Then I join him :)

*begins to nod out once again while yearning to lay down and finally sleep*

*wakes you up by a comically loud sneeze?

One of the shitty magazines has the original recipients name still on it so I'm about to go social engineer my way into finding this person in the office.. maybe she is hot

*ninja fart*

Ok is it just me or this place smells?

>fuck this i've been playing oldschool runescape for 32 hours straight. i'm going home to sleep
*goes home and watches Vikings while mining in osrs for 3 more hours*

Is... is that dubs hanging on the wall over there?

*tap the user next to me* "hey ima step out for a smoke, can you wave at me through the window if they call my name, im user"