Odds hit the bottle, evens stay sober

Joke's on you, I'm already on the second bottle

roll

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But duuuude I drank all day yesterday I'm fucking fried. I still feel drunk. If I start drinking now I'm pretty sure it qualifies as a bender.

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You must now stay sober

daisi

leggo

I'm an alcohol, I don't need odds to make me drink

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roll

Rolling

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What kind of alcohol?

If the cops pull you over, they'll disagree.

Roll

Probably all of it

Do me right father

The gods have spoken. Drink!

rowel

fuck it ill play

Bruh been drinking vodka since I woke up

rolling for entire weekend I had a rough week.

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Pretty much. If I'm calling the shots tho, it's gonna be Miller High Life and bourbon

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rollin

too late to stay sober now but let the digits decide what I do next

fuck it. already 1pm

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roll

i mean i'm gonna stay sober anyway lol but let's see what the fates reckon of it

im in
rick rollin

why the hell not

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boom

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Fuck it /roll

n-word

Goddamnit but I wanted to get fucked

Rolling

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DRINK FOR THE EMPIRE OF THE RISING SUN

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Rolling for after work

I suppose alcohol just makes weed even better. Rollin'

hmm

rolling

If life is fair then I get odds

Let's go, but I'll make my own choice

Well there you go

Roll

fug

Roll

roll

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rollllll

Rollin my Glip Glops

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ok

1

roll

roll

GIB ME BOTTLE

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double dubs AND drink, huzzah

6 years sober, my boyfriend died in a car wreck 2 weeks ago. Lets see if fate wants me to stay this way.

drinking in 2019 kek

rolling gl

Roll

yep

Yeah, no... Staying sober is NOT an option. Got some great Scotch to drink...

titties

was thinking about getting drunk tonight

Rollerinho

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Roll

Have fun feeling like shit for the foreseeable future! I havn't had a drink in weeks and I feel great and clear headed

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