My mother wants me to get my own dinner knowing full well I don't know how to cook. She won't even give me some cash to order in a pizza. Wtf do I do Yea Forums? she's literally starving me.
My mother wants me to get my own dinner knowing full well I don't know how to cook...
You could allways go fuck yourself and make some toast cuck
Just learn cooking eggs or some shit you bastard
grab a mug
crack an egg
30 sec in microwave
smear egg on bread.
with the amount of fat hanging off your tits i'm sure you could last a night without food
Obvi b8 u fags
How old are you?
>home alone one evening
>starving
you don't have any idea what starving means.
protip: these things your mother always puts in a basket somewhere around, that's not for the nice look only. it's edible: apples, bananas, oranges.
I sincerely hope this is a piss poor troll. I only check Yea Forums a few times a month now. No idea if this is a new zomg3epic5me donk maymay. If you're serious then you're a massive faggot. Everyone has pasta in the house. Even autistic NEETs know how to make their own fucking ramen noodles. Hot water + pasta + time = meal.
If you're "trolling" with this piss poor shit, then you're an even bigger faggot.
bad b8, but that's what you want us to say right?
My dog can cook what's your excuse
shes really asking to be beaten up user
I can teach you how to cook:
Turn the thing that makes pots warm on
Put food on it
Wait
That's it
Cooking is piss-easy
Maybe she think it's time for you to stop acting like a 11 year old.
You should thank her for teaching you to grow the fuck up
You fucking sissy.
That sounds like fucken shit
dubs and you send her a dick pick
Are you this inept? Can you not read recipes? The only anger I have towards your mom is how successfuly she raised a clown
If you are old enough to have a phone and you can’t cook to save your own life you’re completely pathetic. Society is doomed.. Star Trek mass ass just a bunch of lazy freeloaders
shoot up a mosque
Did you run out of good boy points or something?
Fuck you. Bend over.
OP catching lotsa fishes for dinner with this bait
Idiot who cant even cook a meal, retard.
Even africans can cook you faggot
post pics of mum
ahahaha you cant cook fucking faggot