So Yea Forums, If you could make any movie you wanted with an unlimited budget, any genre and story you wanted BUT it had to star willem Dafoe as the lead role. What would you make?
Here's mine -
>Set in New Orleans, Mid 80s >Willem Dafoe plays a cop who gets injured during a high speed chase >Doctor's can't save him, body from the neck down is fucked >Mad scientist doctor decides to take drastic action >Transplants Dafoe's head onto a dog's body >He is now a dog wil Willem Dafoe's head and has to adjust to this new painful existence >Because he was such a valued member of the force, they keep him on as a detective / police dog >Rumours of a strange gang of criminals with supernatural powers start spreading >Bodies being found with vital organs missing >Willem Dafoe and his detective buddy (played by Christopher Walken) are assigned the case to investigate >General 80s cop drama ensues with comedic releif of Willem Dafoe being a man-headed dog . >Terrible terrible dog puns, like the worst you can imagine are said >Eventually Dafoe finds the leader of the gang, he's a witchdoctor-esque character. >Offers to help Dafoe if Dafoe is willing to do something for him >Dafoe is torn between wanting to do the right thing and having his old life back
>Decides to take Witchdoctor up on his offer >Witchdoctor wants to fuck his tiny dog ass >Dafoe begrudingly accepts >So far this has been a PG-13 style film but I'm about to add like five whole uncensored minutes of Willem Dafoe as a dog being raped >The whole time he is pulling some iconic fucking faces (Because of course he does) >Just as the witchdoctor fills Doggo Dafe's tailhole full of his warm salty load, Christopher Walken bursts in >Shoots the witchdoctor dead >All hope appears to be lost >Sad moment of Willem Dogfoe wailing in dispair before heading back to the presinct >Witchdoctor semen still inside him >That night the semen works it's magic and turns Dafoe back into a human (Though he still has a bushy dog tail, that's staying) >Happy hollywood ending >OR IS IT?!? >Just before the credits, cuts to Dafoe in a doctor's office >They tell him he has aids >Willem looks straight at the camera with a big toothy grin and says "It's been a RUFF couple of days" >Corny 80s comedy music plays >Credits roll
The Killing Joke. Staring Willem Dafoe as the Joker, Christopher Walken as Batman, and Sam Elliot as Commisioner Gordon. Do it like the Sin City movie where every shot and camera angle is a 1:1 copy of a panel from the comic.
>Adaptation of The Diary of Anne Frank >Dafoe plays every character in the film >Anne has super strength and can fire lazers out of her cunt >Ends with her hooking up with one of the camp Nazis. >They summon a fucking dragon and fly away together >Soundtrack by Death Grips.
