ATTENTION TO ANY AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE...

ATTENTION TO ANY AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRACAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING. IT IS THE DUTY OF ALL PARTIES INVOLVED TO CONTACT THE IP HOLDER OR ASSOCIATED HOLDER THROUGH THE PROPER LEGAL CHANNELS TO REQUEST INFORMATION. IT WILL NOT BE PROVIDED BY ANY OTHER MEANS. UNIQUE POST ID IS ALSO NOTED AS BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED PARTIES AND THE SAME APPLIES TO THEM WHEN A. THE INDIVIDUAL IS MENTIONED B. THE IP HOLDER IS MENTIONED C. THE DEVICE IS MENTIONED. ANY PURSUIT OF LEGAL ACTION OR INQUIRY AGAINST PARTIES A, B, OR C IMPLY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE ABOVE TEXT.

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Typical right wing pussy. Once they're in danger they start shitting themselves. You pathetic loser. I hope you get punished for it, you faggot

Based

or to save your ass, just keep telling the judge the website said:
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

There he is, the liar.
Get the fucker down boys.

You do realize thats not how that works. Right? Thats about as effective as those Facebook posts saying the same Damn thing.

better to be the fool than the scapegoat.

Good bait. You've caught 5 morons already

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yes.

And you took the double bait.
inb4 triple bait

Really? Don't be so fucking idiotic.

If you've no involvement they'll see it. At the time I was just trying to make people aware. Hell, even a hunch or two was followed upon.

You don't care you just want a scapegoat.

Kill your self

ditto

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Rule 40, asshat.

At least you typed it out.

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i think he means rule 31

god he looks australian af in the left photo.

perfect

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR STATUS
Yea Forums IS NOW A PUBLIC COMPANY, LEGALLY YOU NEED TO DO THIS OR THEY CAN TRACK YOU

>the stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

the internet is so fucked up now

New Zealand shooter wrote of wanting to "create conflict between the two ideologies within the United States on the ownership of firearms in order to further the social, cultural, political and racial divide." A goal the MSM is now accomplishing for him and still they blame Trump and his base.

Now, the terrorist published a manifesto. And the manifesto includes the claim from the terrorist shooter that he’s not a conservative, that he’s not a Christian, that he identifies as an eco-fascist, and he adds that he disagrees with Trump on politics. This is an amazing list of things to put in your manifesto. It indicates an awareness of how media is going to tend to report this. And of course media is reporting this, that it is precisely the fault of Donald Trump.

Gotta keep them white Master race genes pure

Don't excuse me, I'm a terrible man; I took a bowl of food away from a puppy before he could finish it; I'd do it again!

I would not trust such statement :D

weird day in internet history yo
i wonder if Yea Forums usage stats are high

New Zealand already claiming that they will be changing their gun laws

Remember, we have endless supplies of images to endlessly piss people off on their own sites. if they ever took this place down, our cancer will spread across the entire internet with millions of anons each hiding behind 7 proxies to troll the entire online world. Fuck them if they want to shut us down. We'll spam gore, porn, and whatever other hilariously fucked up shit we have saved to every corner of the internet.

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8ch exploded as thats where the news media incorrectly thing he posted the first thread

Someone link to the full video

where did he post it then? as far i saw it was him on 8 saying he needed to stop shitposting.

hopefully to make them more lax so some asshole can't just shoot up a mosque or church without someone shooting back.

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"If you the jury decide that the prosecution has proved beyond, not a reasonable doubt, but ALL doubt..." Forging some new legal standards. I like it.

get in here and post that shit

>ATTENTION TO ANY AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRACAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING. IT IS THE DUTY OF ALL PARTIES INVOLVED TO CONTACT THE IP HOLDER OR ASSOCIATED HOLDER THROUGH THE PROPER LEGAL CHANNELS TO REQUEST INFORMATION. IT WILL NOT BE PROVIDED BY ANY OTHER MEANS. UNIQUE POST ID IS ALSO NOTED AS BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED PARTIES AND THE SAME APPLIES TO THEM WHEN A. THE INDIVIDUAL IS MENTIONED B. THE IP HOLDER IS MENTIONED C. THE DEVICE IS MENTIONED. ANY PURSUIT OF LEGAL ACTION OR INQUIRY AGAINST PARTIES A, B, OR C IMPLY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE ABOVE TEXT.

> getting triple-baited this hard

For any journalists that happen to be lurking in this thread.

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