So I'm fucking this chick and her boyfriend keeps calling me...

So I'm fucking this chick and her boyfriend keeps calling me. How do I retaliate so I can laugh even more at his sad ass?

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Start by posting pics.

I'm not stupid I want ideas first that are legit fucking funny then you'll get some shit in return.....

Fuck him right in the pussy

>TRYING TO BARTER WITH Yea Forums WITH PORN CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

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So far I've sent him that picture which is me fucking his girl and some others. I've talked a bunch of shit and he still hits me up

Cant be dumb if it works ahahahaha who's the retard on the internet now lmao

ITS OBVIOUSLY YOU YOU PECKERSNIFFER

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Still OP

looks like you might be fucking her boyfriend and not her in this pic

Picture of her sucking your cock while staring at the camera

Its obvious your dad fucked you in the ass as a child

It's obvious your mom fucked you in the ass with her strap on

I have one of those I should send it

YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT STUPID MEANT IF IT PUT ITS DAD INTO YOUR ASS AS A CHILD WITH A STRAP ON

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Got him

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Go find you moms toys shove them in your asshole and leave this website newfag

SEND HER MY WAY ILL GIVE HER A REAL DUKE "NUKE" IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

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IM NOT A NEWFAG IVE BEEN HERE ALL SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo Im from the 626 area too, lets both run a train on her.

Mmmm ok then kiddo

ALSO NO HOMO BUT YOU HAVE A TINY UGLY COCK NIGGA LIKE DAMN DUDE THAT FUCKING SUCKS YOU STUPID A F AND NO COCK AND YOU POST ON Yea Forums ITS LIKE A TRIFECTOR OF JOINT SMOKING BETAMALE

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Lol it isnt the first time. My homie and me fucked her I got some video of it but I havent tried to shorten it for text

just cause your moms dildo is massive doesnt mean you can compare real dicks to it. Your little dick qouldnt measure up to my pinky.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS RAIDS ON YOUR DADS BATTY AND HE BEGGED FOR MORE DUKE DICKINGS BUT I WAS LIKE NAH MISS ME WITH THAT UR A FAGGOT AND I DONT HANG OUT WITH FAGGOTS

Ask him if he wants a turn too.

MY FACE WHERE DID IT GO?????
I AM FACELESS MY FACE IS OFF
I WANT TO TAKE
HIS FACE
OFF
N I C C A G E G O A T

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Yes I said that too you do something please

Lmao that's funny shit I'll text him right now

ILL DO WHAT I WANT CUCKMAN

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Lol ok

If i judge by your hair, i would say mid 20
If i judge you dicksize, i would guess 14?

A dick which fits in one hand of a women is pretty sad user.
And the chick is ugly and too overweight. Have fun with leftovers which no one with a little selfrespect would touch.

You'll have his number if he keeps calling, get his number on every faggot contact website. I'm afraid I haven't got a clue what any faggot websites are except Yea Forums and you're already here. Just place an advert somewhere advertising his ass for rent to every age group, every racial group just as long as its a faggot advert for getting his asshole stretched. Hopefully a disappointed 6 ft 5 inch nigga with a fat foot long cock seeks him out.

BASED TRUTH POSTER
DADDY DUKE AGREES WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT

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Call him when doing the deed so he can listen

I got his number already I am also not aware of any fag websites to post his number

IMAGINE HAVING A 4 INCH COCK AND HAVING TO DO THIS TO MAKE UP FOR IT LOL

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OP SEND HIM A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER

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You are playing a dangerous game that may end badly for you. I suggest you stop.

I KNOW IM BEING A FAG BUT I AM IN HYSTERICS THAT YOU ARE ACTING THIS WAY WITH THAT SORTA EQUIPMENT KEK
LIKE BWHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHMYDAYSS TOPKEK

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You should leave a business card.

You are bored

AND YOU GOT A TINY DICK NIGGA AND ARE BRAGGING ABOUT IT ON Yea Forums TOPPEST KEKKEST
IM JEALOUS CUZ IF I HAD SUCH LITTLE DIGNITY DAMN NIGGA ID BE ONE INFLUENTIAL DUKE BY NOW

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Say what you need to say I dont see you posting a mouth on your dick fagget

I BARELY SEE YOURS EITHER BWUAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHA

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But you still see it so I mean you cant argue with what you just agreed with..... dumb fuck

Who wants to send some stuff to an instagram for me? Lol

4INCH NIGGER DICK TRYNA GET Yea ForumsS ADVISE ON HOW TO CUCK AN UGLY WOMAN
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K

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Your interpretation of what I want is misconstrued. Try harder fagget

SORRY I CANT HEAR THAT OVER THE SOUND OF ME LAUGHING AT YOUR BABYDICK

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I'm sure you just couldnt read what I wrote since it wasnt in 5th grade nigger. Sorry I cant lower my IQ to yours

SMALL DICK NEGROID SO INSECURE HE POSTS IT ON Yea Forums AND TALKS ABOUT IQ WITH DUKE NUKEM
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Underage b confirmed

The amount of stupid you are is incredible.

IM 12 AND WAT IS THIS (TINY DICKED NEGRO)

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Right? He needs to get off the internet for today

Mods? Underage newfag

IM HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND IM ALL OUTTA ASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASS

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MODS=FAGS
OP=BABYDICK

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Hoping his parents set him up with some screen timers

>being so new you don't realize he's calling OP 12

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

CANT NUKE THE DUKE

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Def not samefag

You don't have to retaliate, you're already hurting yourself and many others on a daily basis

I think that's enough suffering

Daddy duke isn't a faggot incel. The shit you would do for some fat pussy is hilarious but you wouldn't do it because you would be scared of not actually getting it while risking whatever humility you think you have.
Go fuck a fat bitch faggot

>CANT NUKE THE DUKE
Please based user, never stop. Giving me 2007 nostalgia

Goddamn! That shit got me. I spat my beer over my desk. Best answer i saw since a while!

Suck his dick

Thanks, based Duke!

Go outside

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