Let's have an open dialogue about what's important

Let's have an open dialogue about what's important.
Why aren't you in a relationship with Christ?

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He is a jew Boy dubass

I'm not having a relationship with a man that's just gay lmao

I am, but things have been getting strained lately. We don't go out anymore, he won't do any housework, and even the sex is drying up. I swear he's fucking someone else behind my back.

Yep, he is

And he would love to be in a relationship with you.
What if I told you that if you believe him you'll never die but have everlasting life?

Indeed I am:
- confessing every 7-10 days at most
- attending Mass every Sunday, albeit the traditional Latin one
- nofap
- wasting a little time on Yea Forums, yes, but I instantly hide porn/gay/shit threads, never zoom immoral pics
- tried to convert a friend whose bizarre religion demanded he washed up to his elbow before touching food (not Islamic tho). He laughed at me. A few years later, after getting divorce-raped by a same-religion skank, he underwent a risky heart surgery. I guess that could make him think about his poor life choices.

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Why are the majority of Christians, regardless of which denomination, absolutely insufferable?
Like, I don't know you, I don't care what you believe in. But why do others who are more local think that it's ok to press onto me their opinion and views?

Why aren't you the fuck outta here? Your sick religion doesn't belong here. Pedophiles are better people than you. GTFO moralfag. You are the cancer ruining this world.

because i chose money
>No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money."