>Be me, 50 year old loser out at bar
> Start conversation with young, thick 9/10 chick
> Get her to play pool with me
> Notice she's really into me
> I make my never fail move and it works!
>She tells me she wants to come home with me
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Be me, 50 year old loser out at bar
Zachary Roberts
Angel Carter
KYS....
Brandon Reed
No
Blake Wright
KYS
Kayden Miller
Are you hating because you can't get pussy?
Chase Russell
Finish the damn story you old attention whore
Angel Young
> I take her home
> more drinking ensues
> I stealthily take some generic Viagra to ensure a good night
> We are on my couch making out
> She takes off her clothes
> Fucking awesome big tits, beautiful pussy. I'm actually shocked at how perfect this girl is
Isaiah Garcia
>reach in girls pants
>find penis
>viagra kicks in
>gay sex happens
>I’m a faggot now, Yea Forums
You always were
Parker Foster
Chase Sanchez
> I start sucking and biting her pierced nipples, work my way down to her pussy
> Eating her pussy, she is into it
> about 20 min since I took the boner pill and nothing is happening
> fml she is looking at me like she wants the dick
> try a feeble attempt at putting my limp dick in her to no avail
> Eventually I gave up and she was just sitting there looking at me like I was a useless faggot.
Sucks being 50 and looking 35
Aaron Gomez
Fuck off and drink bleach limp dick boomer.
Hudson Richardson
However, she did stay at my place for 2 days and the subject came up about my age. When I told her I was 50 she was shocked. I haven't heard from her since. I had an allergic reaction from the generic Viagra which caused my face to break out in a terrible rash, so I'm hoping she does not hit me up anytime soon.
Samuel Parker
If I had not been drinking so much I would have not had a problem, or needed the pill dude. I just cant get it up while drunk anymore..
Christian Thompson
Hey Mr. 50 year old learn to read nigger. No one fucking cares you absolute spoon.
Mason Moore
Thats fine, at least I can still pull pussy.
She did give me all her contact info and I got some dirty pics out of the deal, so...
Benjamin Johnson
>Thats fine, at least I can still pull pussy.
>She did give me all her contact info and I got some dirty pics out of the deal, so...
Jonathan Bennett
Am I supposed to be hurt, or offended?
I know where I am Zoomer kid..
Isaac Scott
>i gu on da hakur wepage on da inturdwebz kaled 4chin.com 2 tell u guis me 50 year old ass gut pusi feel gud 4 me u trol..
Nolan Watson
Shit! I've been here since you were in diapers son. You will have to do better than that.
Robert Ross
>i hav bean here since 1960 boyo im an old fag boyo and no u old fags shit up the board in current year because fuck u mang
Ryder Parker
post the goddamn pictures
Gavin Miller
Comon troll harder, I posted this because I was bored, now you are boring me all over again.
Connor Long
>spamming wojaks from your android
kys
Daniel Ramirez
If I don't see her by this weekend, then I figure she won't ever come back. If that turns out to be the case I will make another thread and post the pics. Ill call it 50 year old loser...
Wyatt Campbell
>> I make my never fail move and it works!
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!
Christian Cook
when shes going up the stairs say "you lift any more of that you'll be like superman
Nolan Sanders
I knew someone would ask that. I'm not telling but it works EVERY time...
Oliver Lopez
It literally costs you nothing to tell and improve somebody else's life.
Anthony Green
Not him but first step is to not be an ugly loser who gets anxiety about monotonous things like transactions at retail stores or ordering drinks at bars.
Dominic Brooks
kek
David Bailey
Well, I'll tell you part of it. Confidence goes a long way. Intimacy, or "first physical contact" takes you the rest of the way. There is a touch I use that gets me in..
Joseph Richardson
I grew up with a guy who was an absolute asshole to girls and they fucking flocked to him. No matter what they said he blew them off and treated them like they were stupid. I guess after hanging out with him for so long I learned how to do the same thing with women..
Easton Hill
and what touch would that be?
Grayson Richardson
I was in a long time relationship with a woman who wanted to marry me, but she wasn't "right". So now I'm single and I have about 5 different women interested, but they are all older than me and I like younger women. The last one I was with was about 35 years old. Thick and cute..
Ryan Evans
It's the zoomer faggot way m8. All they do is shit post and repeat whatever you say to be "mean ironically" on Yea Forums because that's what the kewl kidz do.
Nathaniel Fisher
Not telling, another thing about me is I do about 400 situps, 20 min on an elliptical to keep a flat stomach + plus I have a freewieght routine that I do everyday (well I skip a week here and there) but I'm fit.
Jason Kelly
Fucking samefagging old ass OP. Just let the thread go grandpa no one is interested in consensual age legal vaginal intercourse here
Levi Evans
im guessing the touch is picking her up then?
Anthony Watson
No, it's an intimate touch, but not too much, like i don't just grab the chicks ass. It's something to let her know you want her, but not too over the top. You have to know a woman's erogenous zones and when it's okay to touch them there as so to speak.
Blake Russell
Pic related?
Noah Price
Come on man, just tell us
Jason Evans
Kek, no pun intended
Hudson Gutierrez
No! It's my thing, I discovered it, It works every time and I don't want it played out so women know its coming like an over used pick up line.
Samuel Miller
If I end up greentexting bonerless sex fails at 50 on Yea Forums I will literally fucking kms and you should too
Xavier Young
Nah, she'll be back, you're just a dumb young cunt...
Owen Moore
And when she comes back, I will make her a nice dinner. I won't get drunk and I will get some good 9/10 young pussy...
Jack Ortiz
Jaxson Lewis
Kevin Stewart
I actually want to post the pics, just for bragging rights, but I'm gona wait to see if she sticks around first. I've had quite a few women in my life but few as good looking as this one.
Luis Ortiz
Commit die lol XDNo nigger Xd
Cooper Reed
*CRACK*