Aus fag here. Which state in the USA should I move to?

I got family down there. One of them already opened a store.

As you should be well aware by now:
Fuck
Off
We’re
Full

Oi?

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> detroit
that's not even a fucking state. i heard amerimutts were retarded, but i thought they would at least know the geography of their own country.

> kentucky
that could work. bourbon is pretty great.

> ny
too many kikes and niggers. not enough guns and cheap shit.

> hasn't stuck his dick inside a raw turkey

> oklahoma
i like the sound of that

> southern accent implies niggers
:( what about some parts of texas?

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He wants southern thicc sluts that will cook him bbq and go shooting with him and you reccoment commiefornia. The fuck is wrong with you?

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>sticking your dick in a raw turkey
I wonder if that'd give you salmonella

Little Rock, Arkansas

Wisconsin. Northern/midwest accent. Tons o sluts. Piles of dank (if you know where to look) some dank ass bbq rib joints too. winter sucks cack though

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i'm not a towel head, you silly redneck. here in the land down under, we have almost wiped out our native/nigger population. you could learn a thing or too.

also, i would gladly kneel before a sharp shooting hussy like you have pictured.

fam, you good people

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Arizona?

Brownsville, Texas

White is right.

Saint Louis, Missouri

Aussies get a free pass to the land of the free in my book. They're basically oppressed Americans with sick accents. I fuck a girl from upside-down land occasionally, she's fun as hell.

NO MORE MELANIN.

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Montana

Tallahassee

> thots with southern accents
> bbq
> weed
> guns

its called Florida...fuck off we're full!

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If your worthless ass leaves then there is room for him.

Florida or texas sadly your going to have to lose one thing from that list depending on which you choose

negative, we have a surplus

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N'olans

Traitor.
If you must leave home, move back to Mother England to help them through Brexit and to re-establish the true English nation, don't go to those terrorist rebels.

Literally everything you want is in Georgia. Just stay away from Atlanta and stick to the outskirts of the state. Southwestern Georgia would be best.

texas like in the stix

Don't move here. If you hate Aus then you'd really hate U.S.

He clearly said no niggers you potato

>Ctrl F Utah
>0 responses

Utah OP. As long as you don't mind the Mormons.

>Literally everything you want is in Georgia.

Wife is from Georgia. Doesn't sound right to me. Her hometown always seems darker than not.

FUCK OFF, THEY'RE FULL

Nigras are everywhere now. It's horrible and senseless but, inevitable.

Bro can I come with. I want everything you want except weed

>move back to Mother England
Sounds like he wants more freedom, not to live in an even bigger nanny state

Mother England needs us.
You treacherous dogs need merely bringing to heel.

>Texas...
Mexican niggers

Hey...nice..Elon Musky..

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Getting arrested for thought crimes? No rights to self defence? Sacrifice after sacrifice of her own blood on the altar of PC? Fuck Blighty, she's turned on her own children like a feral dog in desperate need of putting down

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That's why she needs help

The rot is too deeply entrenched, user. The gangrene is well and truly in the bloodstream now. Anything short of a full-scale revolution is a Quixotic half-measure. They have all the guns, they have all the money. Game over

Then the Empire must continue without England, till she be brought back to the fold. Only Canada and ANZ seem appropriate to the job. America is treasonous, South Africa is a mess. The other dominions have gone their own way in their granted independence.

Chicago

Shut up cunt, England has fuck all to do with us

With Australia?
It's our motherland. We share a crown. England made Australia what it is.

boomer memes

OK has all that plus a really low cost of living

Who is "we"? There is no american race.

This is America.. if you want southern accents you have to get the niggers that come with it.. georgia especially the northern areas have plenty of thorns all with a southern drawl
But for every thot in the whole USA there is easy 1500 nogs

Can we organize a thot exchange program with you blokes? The yank backpacker girls i've shagged always act like porn stars so I'd be happy to swap. Niggers need not apply obviously but big titty beaners can be approved on a case by case basis.

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I'll say it again. North ga.. the sea ghost love guns they might bbq for ya too.. but they're southern bred thick bitchs for sure

> arkansas
the best thing about AK is bill clinton, and he's a sexually deviant war criminal.

> wisconsin
> tons o sluts
aren't they all obese?

> arizona
i hear the spic food is pretty good there

> texas
i do love texan women

> st louis
i hear the bbq there is great. i don't know much else about the place.

cheers, fam. i'm glad you've found a dun aussie lass. most of the ones i come across in sydney are pretty lifeless.

> mother england
yea, let's move to some god forsaken hellscape which more closely resembles pakistan than anything my forefathers left behind. not to mention the shitty weather, crap meat pies and chavs with hideous teeth. that being said, skins was a good show.

> georgia
i heard that place is filled with niggers. also, the best wings are to be had in strip clubs.

mate, where are you from?

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He's likely not a disabled ex terrorist shitskin serial child rapist so they probably won't take him.

No one cares cunt

Becoming a yank would fix the "not a terrorist" bit.

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You know this shit is obvious right? Does it really drive up your engagement numbers?

you mean Bill Clinton is a fucking rapist

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North Florida is what you are looking for. I'm in Tallahassee so I'd know. As for the moon crickets, they are highly avoidable.

Lol you guys are racist. Great job sucking the authoritarian dong.

that pussy looks like a spider

also her clit looks extremely well guarded with meat

If your whitenstay in Australia we're being overrun by indians and need all the help we can get
If not
Fuck off asap

cant have southern accents, bbq and guns without niggers.
i'd suggest alaska but even there lately has been filling up with niggers since they added direct flights.

Because everyone knows, black people only fly direct. No layovers for browns apparently.

Mate this fucks aussie, and pretending. Mericans dont say cunt. Aussie detected