I found this shit under my couch, these are bug eggs right? Am I fucked?

I found this shit under my couch, these are bug eggs right? Am I fucked?

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nah thoughs are the dragonballs

WHY ARE YOU ASKING IT HERE?

beddie bugs if theyre little white eggs

Those are turds
You have an invited guest

Get a cat, or bust out the traps

Where would I ask it?

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I suspect the black things are turds, what about the orange balls? I put some in a tube.

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i dont know what this is but its not eggs or shit i hate you all and now i have to figure it out

If dubs put one in your urethra

Looks like candy. Eat one.

the rats found them and brought them there. maybe they're air freshener balls... maybe they didn't like how their couch toilet smelled

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they're fish eggs

and bird food

Honeypot ant abdomens. It's a stash.

Black pellets look like mouse or rat droppings. The orange balls are the mystery here. Try and cut one in half. Describe its consistency and texture. Does it have a hard outer layer?

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No that’s mouse shit

it has a very hard outer layer and they're different sizes

the shapes are geometric so it cant be poop, unless its a wombat, they poo cubes

that's caviar

literally looks like air freshener balls, and trash. If bait, nice.

this has to be bait but im bored so ima bite

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Round balls are old silica dessicant you nigs.

Eat it you faggot

>old silica dessicant
extremely possible

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they're rock hard like glass

yeah im going to have to agree with

The mouse shit is mouse shit not the orange balls mice like to move shit around they found the balls and put them under your couch, you don’t have to worry about the balls at all, you just need to buy some mouse traps, there are some cool diys on YouTube but just get the snap traps cause it’s easiest

Also clean your place bud

I was cleaning my apartment and found this. I vaccum once a week but I only clean under my couch maybe 2 or 3 times a year, I guess that isn't often enough?

get?

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Seems like those BedBugs thru one hell of a party and left you with one hell of a mess to clean up.. Sucks to be you!

I'll bet pine sap, maybe from seeping 2x4s. See if one burns, and what it smells like.

Clearly, you've never opened a pack and looked at the contents. The beads are tiny.

that dog is way too large wtf

Looks like dragon balls, but there are more than 7.

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Those are rat eggs nigga, just wait till the hatch

Oh I expected It to be worse you just got a mouse dude nothing big to worry about

well I wanted a cat anyways so I guess it's time lol

>See if one burns
I don't have a safe way to do that in my apartment, I'll try outside tomorrow.

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