What would you do if the world had giant crabs?
What would you do if the world had giant crabs?
Connor Gutierrez
Ethan Morgan
Offer a better resolution of that great picture.
Colton Morales
Make a shit ton of crab rangoon
Austin Wilson
Buy a giant pot
Gabriel Hill
Attack its weak point for massive damage, obviously.
Fucking noobs.
Jonathan Price
I would buy giant crab insurance
Blake Carter
it would be crushed under the weight of its own exoskeleton
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Nicholas Kelly
Tame one and use it to take women and use them as sex slaves to my new crab regime
Isaiah Mitchell
There's literally an entire storming book series about this already
Christian Jones
Crab legs, boys.
Brayden Bennett
I can already tell how trash tier it is with that fantasy sword.
Isaiah Lopez
I will kill it using my kitchen knife
Robert Martinez
Not that guy, but even the people using the swords pictured acknowledge that they're ridiculous. Cause they're made from dead faeries or something, I can't remember. Great books though.
Lincoln Gomez
>Build flamethrower
>Melt butter
>????
>Profit
Dominic Gutierrez
Ok, I'll bite... What do they do with the giant crabs?
Nathan Howard
Hunt them to near-extenction because they grow giant gemstones inside their bodies.
Other than that, they try to avoid them as much as possible
William Lopez
Noah Brooks
Probably a nice crab bisque.
Facilitated by a GM6 lynx.
If .50 BMG doesnt do it, then an excavator might. Theres a CAT 365b going cheapish near me, so thatll probably be big enough.
Joshua Mitchell
Sounds legit
Ian Perry
eat lots of bisque
Henry Turner
I have to imagine there'd be some sort of Crab Resistance League. I'd probably join that
Brayden Scott
scratch a lot
Blake Johnson
The people here are too young now to remember that meme.
Robert Nguyen
I would fight it while saying I've fought mud crabs tougher than you
Noah Evans
Buy an extra large bottle of Kwelada lotion
Protip *Only nasty boys who stick their dick in filthy wimmen know what I'm sayin'
Jace Peterson
Tame one then build a home on it's back, free walking real estate.
Logan Gomez
Ok
Hudson Johnson
Rip fiero
Josiah Evans
If that were the case, I would be...
Pretty Crabby!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chase Price
Crab time
Ryder Stewart
Ok
Jeremiah Thomas
You mean literally giant crabs or do you mean cancer?
Btw, 50% of males will have a cancer at some points of their lives.
Brandon Rogers
This is more scary than some fucking giant crabs.
Cooper Anderson
That's not real crab lol