Ask a Boeing 737 MAX 8 that hasn't crashed yet anything

Ask a Boeing 737 MAX 8 that hasn't crashed yet anything

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Feeling any fatigue?

I told my boss we shouldn't have ever let you faggots out of the Everett plant.

Little bit, not bad tho

Brad? Lol what a joker that guy is

Why did the Chinese government crash a plane full off its own citizens to sabotage any US/China trade agreement? I know I'm fucked for asking this but its fucking obvious you slanty eyed cunts

Why can't I turn my fucking ass in the lavatory

When are you going to crash ?

Put down the bong, son.

You're probably too fat.

Haven't decided yet. I think I wanna do it on the O'Hare - JFK route, just for body count.

Do you ever wish you could switch to a new line of work?

What do you think of 747's? Is there a rivalry and how does it feel knowing they're winning? Also what is it like pourpising?

Do you feel warm with all the passengers inside

Did you personally know the planes that crashed? Were you related, hang out as kids or go to plane school together?

My dad is an airplane, his dad was, it's kind of a non-starter in my family lol.

I have a lot of respect for them. They do very hard work even if they're not the smartest.

Yes

They were already delivered before I was. I heard the Lion Air one was a real dick tbh

Did you crash because you were an Ethiopian 747 and fuck those niggers?

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It wasn't me you dumb fag. Next question

What do you guys do at night? Do you really sleep on the gates at the airport? Or do you fool around with each a little bit?

You'd be surprised how much fucking goes on. Airbuses are basically whores, especially the older ones. 767's will do pretty much anything for fuel.

Is there anywhere you hate flying to?

Do you prefer to be taken control of in the heat of the moment, or you prefer to have the control?

my company grounded all our planes, its the only one im fucking type rated for so I'm out of work for a while

How do you feel about flight attendants? Went from being young good looking women to gay guys

Makes sense

Miami. Nice weather but too many Cubans.

I'm kind of a control freak lol

Sorry user

The faggots are cleaner tbh. Women get bitchy and leave shit laying around but fags clean up after themselves.

Ever flown when youve been way too tired? Or under the influence?

It's okay, you can fess up here. I don't think anyone will recognize you.

as FO i had a captain who was inebriated at best. I was the flying officer for the whole leg.

I usually listen to music though, which isn't the greatest but it's fine.

You r ctr

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