New YLYL.
New YLYL
Eli Jackson
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
pornhub.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
m.youtube.com
youtube.com
youtu.be
amazon.com
youtube.com
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtube.com
twitter.com
Robert White
reply or mom die
Lincoln Gomez
Abandoning thread
I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.
I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking orange and that accounts for all spam.
To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.
You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.
Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined Yea Forums
Fucking losing my shit.
Jayden Powell
六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre
反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward
文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution
人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system
民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行
法輪功 Falun Dafa 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗
胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨
獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 肅清 活摘器官
黑社會 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩
台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama
新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 東突厥斯坦
Jason White
no u
Colton Gutierrez
What the fuck do you just fucking said about me, you little bitch? I’ve had you knowing I graduate top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’d be involve in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I having over 300 confirm kills. I are train in gorilla warfare and I’ll the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces. You is nothing to me but just another target. I did wiped you the fuck out with precision the likes of which having never be saw before on this Earth, marked my fucking words. You thinking you could getting away with said that shit to me over the Internet? Thought again, fucker. As we spoke I is contact my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP are be trace right now so you better prepared for the storm, maggot. The storm that wiping out the pathetic little thing you calls your life. You’ll fucking dead, kid. I could been anywhere, anytime, and I could killed you in over seven hundred ways, and that’ll just with my bare hands. Not only are I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I woulds’t use it to its full extent to wiped your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you can has knew what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment are about to bring down upon you, maybe you did has holding your fucking tongue. But you canst, you doing not, and now you’ll paid the price, you goddamn idiot. I do shitting fury all over you and you was drowns in it. You’d fucking dead, kiddo.
James Hill
William Mitchell
Landon Foster
Dominic Green
Oh fuck is this gonna be the new copy pasta that floods ylyl threads?
Parker Jones
六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre
反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward
文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution
人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system
民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行
法輪功 Falun Dafa 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗
胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨
獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 肅清 活摘器官
黑社會 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩
台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama
新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 東突厥斯坦
Justin Taylor
Chase Martin
Julian Taylor
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
Cameron Morgan
>new
Fag
Benjamin Fisher
Joshua Ramirez
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Josiah Bailey
Smoking is literally the best thing that has ever happened in the history of the universe. Not only did smoking invent happiness, but it also is the reason why kittens are cute, beds are soft, and why houses keep you safe from rain and giraffe rape. Every cigarette you smoke makes you stronger and your dick bigger. Hitler was a non-smoker and look at how that turned out, he was only able to kill about ten thousand Jews. His non-smoking made him weak and foolish. The guy who invented shoes learned how to make them from a cigarette. Every time you do something cool it's because someone in the world just smoked a cigarette. Simo Hayha killed 700 Russians with seven cigarettes tied together with scotch tape, historians claim it was a Nagant but that is incorrect. He also survived an anti-tank round to the face because the cigarette he was smoking deflected it. Fist of the North Star was created when the writer saw the artist smoking a cigarette and said "Hey, awesome cigarette. That gives me an idea, let's invent Fist of the North Star." Demonbane was originally intended to be a cigarette but the author felt it would be too mary-sueish so he downgraded it to a significantly weaker omnipotent god-machine. Cigarretes are made of air, water, bread and joy all put together. The reason we go to heaven when we die is because it is a cigarette. Studies conducted by people better than you prove that there is a direct correlation between not smoking and being a gay nigger. Don't be a gay nigger, smoke. Smoke everything.
Wyatt Butler
yeppers
Jonathan Hill
This is the story behind the Ray Pist meme.
Robert Roberts
you post this every day it's not even remotely funny
Matthew Roberts
thanks for the (You) but I really don't give a fuck
Blake Russell
Check'em
James Reed
Chase James
checked and confirmed
Anthony King
checked
Isaac Diaz
Eli Morales
You didnt day i had to so im not gonna, faggot.
Robert Reyes
Levi Hill
Logan Kelly
Chase Morgan
Jose Kelly
Ayden Taylor
Aaron Walker
File name
Matthew Russell
Gabriel Bennett
Cameron Davis
Kevin Morgan
CHecked
Kevin Foster
i need to hear that
Jacob Butler
Singles of truth
Jordan White
Worst ylyl I've ever seen
Really didn't think it would ever get this bad
Fuck this thread
Dominic Harris
Yikes
Adam Allen
bnm
William Miller
*guerilla not gorilla you troglodyte
David King
Ryder Gonzalez
We can't outperform the bots.
Benjamin Ross
Colton Rodriguez
Did you just get here from Reddit?
Isaac King
Joshua Peterson
I dont understand this. This is dumber than bananas.
Liam Morgan
Nathan Campbell
Parker Sanders
Benjamin Reyes
Jace Reyes
Daniel Perez
Gavin Rivera
Easton Wilson
Jackson Evans
Gabriel Adams
Still better than actual true story inbound
Eli Gonzalez
Nigga
Gabriel Russell
no
Jason Ross
This is the first time I actually thought “fuck it, I’ll read it”, and I didn’t even understand it & I really can’t be fucked reading it again so there’s that.
Alexander Ward
Who is this Tony Zolezzis, and why are people trying to dump eggs in his ears?
Tyler Thompson
get in here faggots
d scord .gg /cezCX5
Parker Garcia
gtfo
Kayden Sanchez
also voting for new pasta
Bentley Hill
Scum
Ethan Turner
Watch at your own risk
Jacob White
Yikes
Levi Bell
So downvoting makes a post disappear? I don’t go to reddit or is it like a thumbs down button
Robert Long
Is cat not dolphin
Stupid file name
Kayden Price
RAPE
Nathan Gray
I think it's automatically hidden if people don't like it. Helps keep up the status quo.
Caleb Diaz
Jeremiah Powell
So it’s the equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears, closing your eyes and humming
Robert Gutierrez
>Posts copypasta from c. 2014 if not older
>Thinks it's YLYL worthy
Shut the fuck up you inbred cuck
In other news this thread is shit Yea Forumsros
Jayden Ortiz
Sir! It is an enlightened, progressive discussion salon!
So, yeah.
Jaxon Brooks
nigg
Christopher Diaz
This thread is awful
Really took a nosedive
Sage
Jaxon King
test
Luis Mitchell
Not funny but good to know.
Joseph Jenkins
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
Gavin Green
reddit is a fuckin weird place. when I look at certain posts, I think "someone must have said this, or though about x". Sometimes the best posts are bottom of the page. things that should be obvious responses or questions. Usually it's mostly smartasses explaining things and tipping fidoras.
Carson Flores
fuck you nigger
Cooper Hill
Make sure you include this post in the screencap
Evan Morgan
>le meme
Jackson Wright
Haha where did you find this?
Wyatt Thompson
Asher Price
Nihgrr
Aiden Hall
Matthew Hughes
>image preview of rickroll
Nice try dickface.
Noah Harris
This gif is funny because the canine has no understanding of its mortality.
Jose Hall
A'l le bon-fresh memesqué!
Christopher Cook
Man jumps over speedig car.
Eli Reyes
its actually decent mashup type. i like it
Jack Gomez
Anthony James
Jacob Perez
Not sure if this is YLYL or a good subject for a caption contest
Charles Ramirez
nigger
Ayden Thompson
>trying this hard to get this thread 404d
Josiah Thompson
Aiden Wright
Nailed it.
Evan Perez
Austin Rogers
Logan Robinson
That’s the least funny thing I’ve ever seen. Total cancer. You should consider killing yourself.
Justin Thompson
Fuckin vampires.
Jason Nguyen
Mark shekelberg
Robert Mitchell
1
Ian Brooks
What’s going on in the last picture
Jordan Davis
2
Lincoln Flores
Dude, wtf are you talking about, it's hysterical. You must have missed a part
Isaac Garcia
3
Wyatt Cruz
4
Parker Barnes
>tentacle rape .jpg
Jonathan Brooks
Ill give you credit for using a picture of the old Boneless Wings promo.
Anthony Ramirez
Oldie but a goodie
William Gutierrez
Ethan Brooks
Angel Sanchez
Nolan Perez
They say every 17 seconds a child dies from no clean drinking water. WHO IS FUCKING EVERY 17 SECONDS in a place you can't even wash up properly before or after? That's more disgusting than it is sad. I watched 60 Minutes and they had a segment about some new nut based paste that could feed all of Sudan but they can't get it past the warlords. And they show this woman who's starving and said "This woman lost her first 4 children from malnutrition and she's afraid her new 6 months old twins will die...but if we can get this nut paste past these warlords-" Who's going to say "Fuck nut paste, kick her in the cunt until it doesn't work anymore! That woman is a sociopath. That's the slow, ritual torture murder of children. How many bulb headed skeletons have to go limp in your arms, lady? "Ohhhh this one's not working, let's try again!" At what point does cause and effect kick in and make you go: "uh, I think this is bad!"
William Ramirez
Dominic Wilson
Jonathan Anderson
forever unclean!!!!
Brandon Bailey
Jordan Stewart
Lucas Moore
its fake faggot
Isaac Gutierrez
Really? Could’ve fooled me.
Michael Bailey
Gabriel King
>pretty
>sameface with longer hair
I still don't know how such mediocrity have survived all these years.
Adam Cook
kek
William Williams
It’s funny. Almost as funny as this.
Elijah Martinez
It wasn't funny years ago when I first saw it, it isn't now when a edgy newfag posted it.
2/10 kiddo. You are mediocre even for Yea Forums standards
Nathan Gutierrez
>>image preview of rickroll
>Nice try dickface.
Wow... did you just reverse, back-hand rickroll yourself?
Nolan Hernandez
fuck you
Tyler Wilson
>Had a neighbor with a few dogs that wouldn’t stop barking all night had 3 of these sent to his house in his name a week later atf took care the problem.
Jace Wood
Fuck this bullshit thread
Jason Sanders
Has anybody ever filled their bladder from the outside before? Recently I've been in some hotels and have had the opportunity to do so. It's an amazing feeling literally watching your bladder grow in seconds and by pressing a shower hose to my peehole then peeing it all out only to refill again and actually I broke my old bladder record doing so. I managed to get a little over 1600 in there by filling from the outside whereas normal holding I barely managed 1400. Does anybody else have any experience with this? Just curious. And I know its possible to get a UTI from this but I've done it now several times with no problems. Anybody know any potential problems I might suffer that I haven't thought about?
Kevin Roberts
>tfw no son
Jeremiah Robinson
You know what fuck off, Indians are people. They are proud and prosperous. Thousands of years ok? Culture has existed in India for longer than many western societies and you just come here and pick and choose to steal some of your favourite then mock others.
Yoga? Chai? Indian meditations? Our spices and dishes? You even put our Gods on merchandise to sell and our religious symbols on handbags and think oh I am such an enlightened Westerner acting like such big person but then to turn around and say haha pooo pooooopy pooooooo in loooo hahah like so very funny well it's not funny.
India was raped by the UK and if not for the setbacks of colonisation you would never be laugh very funny mr haha. SO fuck off.
Brandon Williams
Andrew Martin
Brayden Jones
Nathan Nelson
one thing i've learned from the youtube videos where guys call indian scammers to fuck with them is what kind of people they are. it's actually unfortunate that they share their true dark soul that. it really is raping them and making them open up. pay attention.
there's a guy who had a lot of fun getting fake microsoft tech support in india to remote connect to silly versions of windows like windows 99 or 97 or microsoft bob and they're like "what is this?" eventually, he starts talking shit to them in their language, and they go crazy. sometimes he tries to reason with them and tell them that they're terrible people but this is what happens...
they start to laugh at him because he's whining about being victimized. they use phrases like "i am your dad, i fuck you". think about it... they come from a mentality of pathetic dominance and laughing at you as they hurt you. they are deeply evil, anti-social people. it's disgusting. they seem not only godless but heartless and love to hate and hurt. i know, i know... they're phony romantic "lovers" and celebrate that bullshit act but inside, they're more evil than we could ever imagine. chinese are the same way. overpopulation, struggle of life... they are world class anti-social hate.
Brayden Brown
Pete Best is still alive, and he's not a fruity vegan.
Matthew Cook
You're doing God's work, user.
Hudson Foster
>guy who had a lot of fun getting fake microsoft tech support in india to remote connect to silly versions of windows like windows 99 or 97 or microsoft bob
Name of this guy plz I love a good scambaiting video
Carter Cox
Jace Wright
Christopher Taylor
Camden Torres
Jewish vampires.
Camden Gray
>white writing over a white background
Kill yourself
Luis Ramirez
Carson Lewis
A view is still supporting/bumping the video...
Nicholas Price
Gee..............
Ya think?
Liam Stewart
Isaac Lee
>things that never happened
Your a complete faggot.
>if it’s a legal item for sale in his state he wouldn’t be breaking the law by ordering them
>in order to secure a search warrant they would have to prove he had most likely used them in an illegal manner
>they would have to prove he probably ordered them
>so in subpoenaing the necessary records they would find the faggot fucking neighbor had actually placed the order
Landon Miller
same with this one
Ayden Collins
Caleb Wilson
based hi, how are youposter
Jordan Ross
Jose Rodriguez
Owen Gutierrez
Eli Cruz
Blaine
Adam Cooper
Isaiah Gomez
Mods Mods Mods. Violence here. Tear this thread down
Luke Brown
Mods Mods Mods we need you
Charles Miller
Dylan Diaz
G
Kayden Perry
You’re a bastard
Angel Perez
Mods tear this apart
Ethan Bailey
Fuck you
Checked
Fuck you again
Luke Howard
Fuck you
Liam Johnson
Leo Davis
Mods come on and do your job
Thomas Ramirez
This thread would tear itself apart if you would stop reviving it from the dead.. Dumbass.
Grayson Thomas
Fuck off, manbaby
Christopher Campbell
East a dick
Jason Diaz
So relateable.
Christopher Gray
No U
Aiden Edwards
Sage in all fields
Leo Gonzalez
David Johnson
Blake Rogers
Lost hard
Nolan Sanders
Nicholas Nelson
Luke Hill
Jaxson Martinez
Angel Gray
That's because you're a fag
Jack Ortiz
Lucas Turner
Levi Gray
ok
Christopher Rogers
Easton Bell
...
Jayden Cook
reply
Jace Martin
Tyler Williams
reply
Jason Brown
Joshua Nguyen
Hunter Green
James Scott
Elijah Russell
Joshua Lee
Lost
Evan Watson
Bitch was so loose, dude had to put a pussy inside her to make her tight again.
Hunter Rodriguez
Dominic Richardson
Lost
Aiden Allen
Julian Morris
:-
Carson Wilson
underated
Tyler Mitchell
William Jackson
so play 12 billy joel songs at once
Nathan Long
Nuggar
Isaiah Ward
listen to youtube.com
Jason Williams
_=-
Henry Adams
k
Eli Moore
Hunter Kelly
Fuck off faggot
Caleb Richardson
Jose Cruz
STOP posting this in every ylyl thread
Grayson Long
James Gutierrez
yo dawg, we heard you liked pussy
Zachary Wright
Nathan Brown
Landon Thomas
Clothing changed and added jewlery.
Fag
Christian Brooks
>the bigger the yare
The harder the daze?
Evan Bailey
that's beautiful
Kayden Ward
>feel bad for feeling bad
The guilt a whirl is my favorite ride with how often I ride it. Doesn't help that my another, after talking to a friend of mine about his depression when we were teens, told me that people with depression never talk about it. If you ever express sadness you aren't sad, you just want attention. Also an uncle expressed sadness once and the whole family got violently angry at him "why would you do this to us" "how do you think this makes us feel".
Noah Jones
How about some animal gore in ylyl for once
Liam Rivera
Adrian Lopez
Inter-generational trauma
Jonathan Flores
7 Hours? This must go to sleep.
Ian Scott
Joseph Myers
Jaxson Morgan
Aiden Morales
Chase Watson
Asher Jackson
Nolan Hall
Ian Hall
Caleb Collins
Sebastian Cruz
Brandon Ross
Carter Reyes
Fuck off. Nice dubs though.
Landon Thompson
Owen Turner
Levi Stewart
Ryder Morris
Colton Brown
Owen Nguyen
Jayden Morgan
Ryan Bailey
classic kek
James Sanders
ok this is oficialy over...
sage goes on all fields
Blake Hughes
Cooper Martin
Thomas Robinson
Bentley Martinez
Jaxson Scott
Landon Moore
Brandon Scott
Nathan Moore
Brody Bell
Robert Rodriguez
Oliver Morgan
Liam Price
Fucking lost
Grayson White
i wonder if ultra giga nigga could even lift her
Andrew Morgan
Fuck off
Jaxon Lewis
>don't you speak like that to me or my son li...
>Wait nevermind
Joshua Hall
Don’t talk to me or my late son ever again
Nathan Torres
lol epic ylyl
Michael Miller
dissension, then you would have to use a cathidar for a week
Ryan Hernandez
Get help faggot
Dominic Parker
reply for effort
Caleb Watson
Kys for liking this faggot
Liam Ramirez
Lost
Andrew Collins
Fuck you
Sebastian Robinson
I know this; Germany!
Connor Jenkins
Fugg
Jace Morales
>why houses keep you safe from rain and giraffe rape
so.. is smoking the cause for the giraffe rape or is smoking the reason why houses protect us from giraffe rape?
Xavier Sullivan
Holy shit haven't seen this copy pasta in ages.
Jeremiah Hall
story?
Leo Murphy
ok.
Matthew Jackson
Kz
David Gray
Rip
Jaxson Price
Is it wrong that I wanna break that 80 pound bitch?
Aaron Long
Is he ok?
William King
This is even funnier with your bad editing skills.
Evan Hall
1
Ethan Mitchell
2
Dylan Lewis
3
Jaxon James
4
Oliver Perry
5
Nathan Rivera
6
Nicholas Price
7
Logan Sanchez
8
Kevin Martinez
9
Luke Hernandez
10
Isaiah Walker
11
Christian Cook
this has never been funny.
certainly not good enough to be posted as many times as it has been
Jackson Gomez
12
Lucas Myers
13
Lincoln Ross
14
Daniel Sanders
Cunt
David Richardson
15
Sebastian Evans
Whats the last anime?
Nathaniel Miller
lost
Cooper Martin
No u
Ryan Nguyen
7unu
Christopher Adams
As a 35-year old who has suffered with (actual) depression for over 15 years, this is EXTREMELY accurate. People who think it's about sadness suicide and angst don't understand true depression.
Also this
Josiah Allen
kek, lost
Jace Hall
Today on things nobody had to see
Noah Anderson
Boku no pico
Christopher Hill
Your mom's house
Josiah Bailey
Fucknu