YLYL - post something funny or your mother will get cunt cancer edition

YLYL - post something funny or your mother will get cunt cancer edition

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-Yea
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Jackson_Lee#Space_program
youtu.be/v7XXVLKWd3Q
youtu.be/illB4EBsdQ4
youtube.com/watch?v=Obgnr9pc820
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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wp

Landed on some guys dick cos I was thirsty. Next thing I know the based mother fucker has shoved me up his ass.

Gave him aids.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Because fuck you.

Worst YLYL ever

it's the best i can expect here so cool story bro

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The school shooting in Brazil is Trump's fault

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Forklift>

Proves there is no collusion.

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>remembrance
does he know this word or these translators are kick-ass?

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There ya go

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No one cares about forced meme

dudes got HIV that he caught from a meth head hooker in Seattle that he was fucking after his ex killed herself. you heard it here first. screenshot this post

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You fuck. I lose.

Reported.

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Lost

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Joke's on you, my mum already had cancer of the cunt.

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How come you never see black kids shoot up schools?

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I love this planet

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Kek

This is funny to me

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Because they do everything else.

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>ylyl
>posts Jim Carrey
kys.

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Because blacks don't go to school.

Doesnt look like her faggot

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lost

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Go rape your mother OP

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Girl has some nice itty bitty titties

Im gonna fucking nut

>triggered the boomer

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Pics

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Why does he look like his head has foreskin

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faggot

That is adorable.

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I'm pretty sure that my aunt doesn't have a 14 inch penis.

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I actually want sauce

WOULD YOU?

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六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre
反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward
文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution
人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system
民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行
法輪功 Falun Dafa 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗
胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨
獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 肅清 活摘器官
黑社會 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩
台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama
新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 東突厥斯坦

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Looks like Scooby Doo.

errrrrr now you are asking its years old i THINK it was a porn parody on xvideos ( they have a search box )

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No

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I found it, first result. Thanks mem

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FUCKKKKK!!!YOU!!!!!

Glad to be of help user

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that cant be real!

Delete this!

>largest spider on the chart is smaller than a match head irl
gg

I dont get it

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This ain't Scooby Doo XXX

It is from This Ain't Scooby Doo XXX

thats a girl hahahaha

The suicide rates among trannies is huge apparently telling people their mental illness is normal doesn't really help anyone

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I'm with this dude,
My mom's already been there and done that.

Just ignore them until they comit suicide?
Problem fixes itself.

*tips hat* Howdy partner!

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The chicken joke was extremely on the nose but otherwise this was an excellent loss

Not sympathizing with trannies, but I'd imagine that if I had the feeling of being born in the wrong body being a tranny wouldn't make me happy, either. I'd still hate the fact that I'm abnormal, no matter how tranny I'd feel.

Yeah but the suicide rate for those that have gender changing surgery is even higher the whole subject is unsolvable

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Still wouldn't make me any happier. I'd still feel defective and I'd also have mutilated myself.

>not manually flipping bits with a very tiny megnetized needle
top pleb

Bump

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well at least all this is theoretical and defiantly doesn't apply to a well rounded self confident individual like yourself

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I think in a more modern show this scene would've caused major outcry

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Yup modern sensibilities have ruined everything

youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q

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...

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This is the worst YLYL I have seen in months

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i only get this because i had an arcade by my house growing up

So in other words, the worst one you have seen in your life on Yea Forums?

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Abandoning thread

I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.

I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking orange and that accounts for all spam.

To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.

You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.

Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined Yea Forums

Fucking losing my shit.

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If that chick were my GF and she said those things, I'd be going down on her all day long.

Howdy

my left shoe won't reboot and now i can't do my laces

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>Princess

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Ikr. ACTUAL SPECIFIC GUIDANCE instead of trying to decipher subtle changes of inflection in various grunts and moans. You'd be a sex god in no time

But an actually happy woman will get depressed pretty quick THEY DONT LIKE IT

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Then contribute you double nigger

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Who cares? SEX GOD

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But it was the wrists.. not the hands..

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amazing picture. sorry to hear

>(suck as ky Brand)
You had one job, faggot.

Wont help given the nature of women

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Fuck you... you black gorrila nigger man

But, they're both real...

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Dude...

That...

Seek help...

Its kinda strange that the best actual evidence for jests really existing is the fabrication of the nativity

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Lost

This actually tickled me a little

That FF7 remake sure looks good.

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i can multitask given enough motivation

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actualy lost. thanks, man. i hope you lose your siblings more often

Stole my digits, nigger.

reminds me of

youtu.be/32uUNUypjYs?t=247

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leave the house kid theres girls out here

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very clever

I don't understand programing languages so what am I looking at

Are you sure they exist?

At 4:07

A really retarded and drawn out method to check if the number is a prime.

ethnic cleansing.. get it?

gay

That actually kinda turns me on

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Yup and somewhere among them is one who thinks you are cool and is willing to suck your dick you just gotta find her

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Finally someone evolved from the now common Yea Forums nigger and remembered how to do this gag rightly.

Also, fuck you.

I'd go outside, but I already logged 10 miles on my fitbit.

Thanks

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Based on my recent job hunting efforts every employer has started doing this

Treadmill in front of your screens ?

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Your existence UwU

Nah, around the stadiums. Its a great spot when there is no games going on.

It's a fucking reddit meme but it made me laugh so fuck yourself

Have you tried not being white ?

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>Surprisingly quick erection

Ah, lost

You fucking psycho.

Ah but do you go to any games ?

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Lost hard

Howdy friendo

I... Think I just discovered a new kink.

Get this Instagram shit outta here you whale sized faggot.

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lost hard

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I would but I don't wanna get lynched by the hair dye brigade

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But jobs are for minorities now

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Howdy bro

Not often. Its 40-60 bucks just for parking.

lool apex fun game for me and my 12 year old friends

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This real?

What a waist

Parking but you just said you jog there

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>leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck.
Fuckin died

howdy

Its Yea Forums friend the only truth here is that op is a faggot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-Yea Forums-members-age-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet-family-six-years-later.html

>kick-ass
Personally, I think it's the hat

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Has anybody ever filled their bladder from the outside before? Recently I've been in some hotels and have had the opportunity to do so. It's an amazing feeling literally watching your bladder grow in seconds and by pressing a shower hose to my peehole then peeing it all out only to refill again and actually I broke my old bladder record doing so. I managed to get a little over 1600 in there by filling from the outside whereas normal holding I barely managed 1400. Does anybody else have any experience with this? Just curious. And I know its possible to get a UTI from this but I've done it now several times with no problems. Anybody know any potential problems I might suffer that I haven't thought about?

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Through the hand of course.
He's holy after all.

Great, now police are to kick my door

I dig it

If this is true it would make my day, maybe even my week

pfffffftttttttttt turning the other cheek and loving your enemies is pure masochism

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about halfway down friend

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Jackson_Lee#Space_program

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ahahha yes this is one of my favrite

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Actual Jesus had some pretty strong things to say about lying and bearing false witness

or at the top

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you did
fuck im glad i'm 35

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...

In that book written a 100 years after he died and revised a hell of a lot ?

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That's fucking great. And from just below it:
>Jackson Lee complained in 2003 that storm names were too white. "All racial groups should be represented," she said, and asked officials to "try to be inclusive of African-American names
At least she's in favor of making known the natural destructiveness of her people

howdy

Whatever your views on its authenticity the point still stands

Each stroke as you jerk off is not the same as a step. Reset it and do real steps

another classic haha

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Oldie

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You know, I must have seen that picture 1000s of times.
And every time, I have thought to myself... why?
Just fucking why?

Who wakes up and thinks... you know what I want to do today? Hang upside down from my knackers and old chap.
What the fuck is wrong with some people?
Sure as shit, people didn't do this type of shit in the medieval period.

we've all been there

obvious shoop

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You’d be surprised
Also, BRAPPUposter is back!

kek the point of the joke is it really doesn't

learn2history

Its the total lack of empathy that gets me

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Fucking degenerate

True but i suspect some Greek said it better about a 1000 years earlier

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humanity was a mistake

aww, cute little birdy

This thread is awful
Quiet possible the worst ylyl ever

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Lost quite hard, wanna see the doorhouse now

cant you complain any louder ?

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howdy

Want something to laugh at go look in a mirror.

Your only remaining option is anhero

that gave me autism

dont be so mean his mom still loves him

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but she's got cunt cancer

HAHAHAHAHA LMAO

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howdy

Actually responding

honestly toss it in a fire especially if its my child

Wtf am i looking at?

Thats a shame but he didnt reply to the post so i guess it was inevitable

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honestly this guy is living his life,actually kind of jealous

looks fake

AI gone wrong ?

Seriously ? this still counts as masturbation

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Kek

I'm kinda glad for your son, he may actually have a better chance in life without a father like you

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Ok. Which one of you sick fucks is immediately saving this pic for later use?

hagraven.jpg

>I would have lost with this filename

Cunt now i feel bad about posting it

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This isn't a gore thread you fucking sicko.

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Are you the one who has the cool pictures of dolls? I remember there was one with a sniper, looked pretty sick. You got it?

God fucking damn that's a rough image. Can you imagine the emotion you would feel when you get that post-nut clarity, and look down into those innocent, hurt looking eyes, as your cum drips slowly down the face. I think I would immediately kill myself.

Howdy

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Nah i am guilty of much but not that

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5'4? He's a fucking giant

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it's real

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Wow, these just keep getting worse/better, huh.

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Well it would make a legendary Yea Forums meme

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>IS THIS THING ON?!?

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Asians are tiny dude

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Lost.

You should post that to reddit and get a downvote.

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kek

who was that kid that we sent to join isis ?

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I might just do that

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Nintendo fans sound off!

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Clearly you can’t friend

wait where's his unit

he has stones but no unit

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Calm down. I hope you get your kids back, but Yea Forums won't ever change. Too many kids, eternal NEETs and brainlets for the spam to ever disappear.

cunt cancer?

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sure i can right now im looking sexy and lost both at once

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Howdy partner

Nothing is real in the bowels of the internet

>on the ground
>still calls it a "post"
yeah, I'm the retard

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youtu.be/v7XXVLKWd3Q
Did you know islands can capsize?

For any Opie and Anthony fans this is classic

youtu.be/illB4EBsdQ4

>the things that incels consider losing their virginity

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google his name

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Howdy

the suicide rate among troops is also really high, ergo being in the military is mental illness

>can't into irony
>can't into humor
>can't into Yea Forums
>is the actual autist incel
>yfw this backfired and you've been found out

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No ptsd is the reason for that

youtube.com/watch?v=Obgnr9pc820