Let's get a faces of Yea Forums thread started!

Let's get a faces of Yea Forums thread started!

Bet you ugly fucks are too afraid to show yourselves

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You look like a technician. Whats your profession?

I'm the guy who wipes down the loads on porn sets

Sure thing, poster number 3

This is me and my qt girlfriend on holiday in Egypt. We're expecting to get married some time this year. By the way, she's only 13 I'm 20 so DEAL WITH IT jealous virgins xD

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It's actually load wiper #3. Thank you very much

I'm hungover in bed so I'll just post a pic of me yesterday before it all happened lol

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Damnit, Bob. Where are the tits!?

Boys, get em ready

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Fuck you, I'm chad as fuck

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Oh hey!
you remember me! Lol

And I told you before. You ain't getting no tits from me user.

When will Yea Forums duff him up?

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Eh I'm chubby but not a landwhale lol

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That is the dick suckingist face I've ever seen.

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If you aren't showing tits then dont post. Women and trannies don't belong nor have a place here.

You're fat with bad skin.

I wanna tie his nutsack into a knot and then swing his balls around like I'm at the Olympics.

(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) ... Eh hem, you look quite lovely.

Go cry harder user.

Been here longer than you anyway lol

I'd never forget you, or that sweet panty shot I'm waiting for.

This man has three hard drives full of gay paraplegic porn that he downloaded from the deep web to get off to. Truly a sick and perverted freak. All the men look like Stephen Hawking performing oral sex and peeing on each other naked and having wheelchair orgies.

Nah chubby with amazing skin actually!

you're pathetic

He banged a dog in the butthole and uploaded a video to youtube once.

you live in Hungary? Think I know you :D

Here you go.

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A little roomy in the hips perhaps?

soon we hope

Cringey but thank you anyway


Well looks like you're gonna be waiting for a long time user

i rly need to cut this stupid hair

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Roomy in the hips?
Never heard that saying before.

Not even chubby lol

>been here longer
Slut, I know you haven't been on here half as long as I have.
>roasties thinking they ever have importance in this world
Sorry that ugly women like yourself have to rely on a vietnamese basketweaving imageboard to get some attention. Please just continue getting drunk and get passed around by multiple cocks that will never love you. Your place in life is a cumsleeve and little more.

I hope your father feels nothing but disappointment in you.

why not

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.15 bitcoin for OPs name

I might be able to use you for my project.

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fucking hell you're a cringey cunt

Benjamin

C'mon, Bob. We've been together for so many threads now. No one will notice you accidentally taking a panty-shot and uploading it to a public image board.

naked body please

Ryan

how you paying

naked body please

Full name and extra .05 for home city

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alcoholic

It's a copypasta dipshits

Bon Jovi

This is me and my gf I’ve never posted on here before so why not

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Benjamin Broderick from USA

aw fuck i cant believe this

160 is pretty chubby user.
Guess I just hold it well.

Been here since 04 user.
But yea have fun with that neckbeard rage lol

Lol first off it was like 1 thread!
And also just no Haha
I respect myself and my bf

Get laid

Yeah I have airpods

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You're not allowed to be happy here.

Short for a copypasta, mate

Been here since 04 as well. Sad that a fat stacy still has to hang around here to think she has friends.
>implying i dont
Heres your (you)

Normies get out

Oh, Bob... I completely understand. Snap-chat?

Yes, I'm implying you don't

Lmao cuz you're a smelly fat fuck virgin who can't get laid and stinks of fish oil
your uncle sneaks into your room every night and slides his long cheese schlong in your boy pussy causing you to moan in ecstacy, faggot

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i could count on one hand how many times i've had a drink in the last year.

but im skinny and small looking, it looks gross

That's borderline obese.

your uncle bangs your anus

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Rate me Yea Forums. Am pain

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you faggots are jealous af

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your mother should have swallowed your fathers cum, you ugly little shit

when will Yea Forums duff this asshole up?

Why do all of you faggots have earrings? asymmetric disgusting bullshit i bet it has some kind of psychologic illness or some unsatisfied personal deficit as reason

Ever thought of shaving off your hair because of the balding? My situation is kinda similar and I'm thinking of buzzing it off

If you motherfuckers don't tell me WHO THE FUCK THIS FAGGOT IS AND WHY I SEE HIS FACE EVERYWHERE so help me god I'll dedicate my life to reposting log memes

I'd BAPE you.

>friends
Why on earth would I want friends here? Lol I'm just here for the entertainment.
Again. Calm your yourself neckbeard lol

Well I have snapchat but I dont add anybody that arent real life friends.

My snapchat name is bran bam. Bitmoji is of a redhead of course.
But just a warning. You wont see any interesting snaps on my end. Mainly just selfies and snaps of my dogs

Oh well lol

draw eyes on your big fat belly and squeeze it together to make a mouth then say FEEEEED ME

Slit your wrists, kiddo

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He's just some random faggot that had a young girlfriend.. It has the same depth as the log, milhouse and other shit-tier memes.

The name is Ray.
.
.
..
Ray-Pist.

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Why nobody ever respond to mine in these threads

He's some faggot edgelord always shitting up threads on Yea Forums with his hideous face saying how he hates niggers and being a sexual pervert so cringy and disgusting

I see tight asian pussies in your future, my frien

No I’ve never thought of shaving my hair if it falls out more I will but I’m pretty happy with it’s I can’t control it so why worry over something so trivial

he's a member of the KKK

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>My snapchat name is bran bam
>No results found.
OOF.

Lol nah I'm good. But that's funny.

Really? Try nyancat89 then

That's weird

this nigger living under a rock his whole life smh. his name is ronald t. bergenstein the fifth you idiot

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That one worked, Brandy-Bob.

Lol yea I got it ROSS haha

Oh, shit. I've been outed.

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Just me looking ugly as shit
no wonder im a lonely faggot

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You wanna be saying my name so imma say yours lol

Also I just posted a snap actually Haha.

it could be worse

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Sup niggas

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trips logged,
throat clogged

>Bran Bam
I just guessed at yours though. :'(
I have a cousin named Brandy.

I guess. This was just taken yesterday.
How fucked am I anons?
I have come to conclusion woman find me repulsive

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Well that dont matter Haha.
You still guessed it

Are you doing that with your eyebrow? or are your eyes just that fucked

Sup niggers,i'm back

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suuup

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you don't look bad at all. hair is good, maybe it's your cologne or something :/

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Nice smile
Young Orson Welles/10

Oh, your eyes are just fucked. Feels bad

Hmmmm...who think was him..!?!

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You look good wtf are you in pain about faggot

my eyes are pretty much fucked.
curse of being a mongoloid

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oof
Bob'd again! There should be compensation, in the form of a discrete panty-shot.

You look better than me though, stay strong brother

Keep trying Ross but it ain't happening sorry

>Keep trying
I shall never give up, Bob! Did you go see Captain Marvel?

Yea I did. Wasnt the worst but it wasnt anything I'd watch again.
Just meh....she had no real hero moments and changing mar-vell into a dude was pointless and was just because they wanted to add femmy BS to it


Also the skrulls being pussy ass refuges was lame

Thats what I've heard for the most part. I was going to go see it, but I ended up skipping out last time.

Can I not show my face, but attention whore myself and show my body? Am a femanon

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You look like a nice guy honestly, there's nothing horrible looking about your face. If you really want a GF you aren't doomed there. You need to work on yourself personality-wise, maybe physically too. Get a good physique and do some activites that includes normies, if you can project yourself in a healthy masculine manner, you'll get women flocking to you. That or any other commmunity based activity, find mutual interests and come off as an open guy.

You know the rules

I ent scared u mug

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Norbert?

you look creepy as fuck lol

cool dress but that yellow thing doesn't fit, making it shit. Crye baby

u are a good adviser

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Ayy lmao.

Dont care

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I'd stick it in your ass for sure

Gallagher rolled a Trip 9!
That means he's gonna smash some watermelons!!!!!

Where you from?

your sister is your gf?

UK, why?

Wan sum fuk.

Thats....flattering...?

....NY mfers. sup

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Wat

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Soge

Exactly.

Bob Ross 2.0

I'd even buy you dinner too

who the fuck is this piranha

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yeah cheers btec jack whitehall

Sry 4 the quality. My phone fell in to the toilett. Nows the camera all blurry and shit

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Jack Whitehall is a first

are you a priest?

ahahahahahahahhaa muthafakin faggot

This isn’t reddit, fuckstick. No one cares what you look like.

ugly as idiot lmao

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Kekd

I care

...

you're down with opp.
and hiv from the looks of it.
stay gay, coast trash

Fags

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daym

not as old as i look

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Thanks I suppose lol

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cute

Omw to work quick post

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How is styles?

where from?

norcal

Idk who styles is but id like to meet them

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Whoah you're so handsome
I look like you

that shit was mega fucking corny. that joke almost seemed dated. lol i bet your the type of nigga that throws tropical fantasy bottles and empty bags of chips down the elevator shaft.

>gay hair
I know

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I guess

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wait wasnt that the guy who fucked his 9 year old sister or something i think i rmeber this cp video damn it was amazing

>fat
yes i know

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Did you cut your own bangs wtf

o thank u. im curious though you got a pic?
you've got really pretty eyes

whod up Yea Forums?

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Hey Michael

yeah dawg i fucked it up
hnng

Give me ur worst

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You remind me of an ex, had huge ass boobs, was chill and all around fun to hang out with. Too bad she go sup r self conscious and started offered to spend 10 grand to buy me own car and other weird clingly shit.
Dont do that, if a guy is dating you he likes fat girls not doorstops.

You look very built post body

Baby you are down down down down ......I
But nice smile makes you look sympathetic

You from eastern Europe?

wish i had 10 grand

LMFAO.

Post fuller pic

Just drive your car into a ditch? That's what she did.

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Show your vagina

Yes, you're right. The city in the photo is Zagreb actually.

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Only good looking people so far

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Won't dare to put my real name in here, hold your searches

im a guy

hey uhhhh you working on a new album with the rhcp? still though you're decent

kek

Nationality?

Thanks for the compliment . I'll give it right back to you .

>Posting your actual face on Yea Forums
>ISHYGDDT

You deserve everything you get for being this retarded.

ówò

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Rate me Yea Forums
No fags for the love of christ

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Are you trying to compare me to Anthony Kiedis?
Also thanks

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Id fuck you but im a guy so

I get where you coming from but what should I deserve for showing my face . I'll never be famous and probably never going to meet anyone from /b and aslong as you keep your personal info to yourself and dont have social media like me whats the deal?

i am

sick tats

decent, when you don't enlarge the photo you look like a child though

You Midwestern?

My face, hehe

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This isnt /fit/
Thanks dude

pepper is that you

People making fun of you for starters, though I guess if you were that thin skinned than you wouldn't have posted yourself in the first place. Not everyone has high self esteem or confidence in their appearance.

This is like /r/ roast me or whatever where people post their face and have others roast them.

PEPPER IT'S ALIAS I KNOW IT'S YOU

Looking like a closet faggot yourself so better be careful .

R8 and maybe ill show face

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Hehe

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holy fuck man, how the fuck did we meet on Yea Forums?

Smol/10

underage/10

hi carlton

Is that a gorillaz sweater I see?

I see your a woman of (music) culture

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Test

Trips post body

It's my Jewish genes. Well atleast I'm not a fat nigger cow

it’s a tshirt yes

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you know you just said you're jewish on Yea Forums, right

Who tf is Carlton

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Dog says hello Yea Forums

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Fucking jews

banks

Shit what are these incels gonna do Doxx me? Telegrass got busted I don't have a will to live.

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Four eyes.

Age?

Except I dont have purple hair anymore, it's just brown now.

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I was born in Israel but I moved to Holland. And it's not like I'm practicing, I think it's a stupid religion like all religions.

Kike faggot

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Jesus even worse

Ayyy

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How tf is that worse

>Israel
>against own kind
>still a filthy jew
Its in your greedy blood

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Can i see nipples

Not saying I'm against my own kind but fucking hell did you ever see the inside of the parliament? They are all acting like niggers in the zoo. It's so bad one guy held up a sign calling some bitch a hoe and threw water at her..

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No wonder jews have such a bad reputation

Obligatory "tits or gtfo"

sup faggots

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Here ya go

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Hot post boobs

Marko is that you?

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Thanks bb

Checked

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I know

XD

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Devils number

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Another jew detected.

hot totally my type

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Tyler Cassidy I love your music man

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Time stamp or not you

Kek

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You a girl, boy, or a trap

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Brie Larson, looking good.

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What school you shooting up?

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Would go on killing spree with/10

Do it user

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i join with you 2

who?

This looks like it could be used as evidence in a rape case

I'm obviously a guy, spastic freaks.

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Jesus christ

Age?

>missing the joke

Chum lee looking, not good.

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Ive seen you post here before. I think youre cute.

>obviously
obviously not obvious faggot.

>being this ass-blasted

You might be a funny mother fucker

This is a mistake...

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Who is that?

I used to have a girldriend that looked like you except she was blond and had big ol tiddays

show tits

hi

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No thanks.

4 eyes.

I'm chill, brother.

stuck up

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10/10 would marry

Why would anyone give a damn about the opinion from a stranger

Punchable faces thread?
Punchable faces thread.

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Fucking kill yourself

Ugly faggot

When was the Bar Mitzvah?

so should you. The rules state that only girls announcing they're a girl without the need to should show their tits.

>I'm a girl who also like sucking andy sixx's log of shit.
could just be said as
>I also likee sucking andy sixx's log of shit.
You don't need to announce you're a girl

Get fucked kiddo

Im an attractive white male. Do you wanna get to know me? Not a white knight, just lonely.

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there's no need to imply anything if you literally out yourself as a girl

now post tits or gtfo

doesn't matter this is Yea Forums

not her.

what exactly did she imply?