YLYL: Spam Good Memes Before Fags Ruin It With Porn and A10’s Edition
YLYL: Spam Good Memes Before Fags Ruin It With Porn and A10’s Edition
fully fudged
I wish this was real lmao
Thought it was. Think they deleted it.
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot (PBUH), emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
Where's the ugly, obsessed freak who stalks you and tells you to take your meds? I heard he left after you owned him and he even admitted to being a pedophile.
Oh fuck got me.
I don't know or care about that paedophile, hopefully he is hanging from the end of a noose or dying of cancer.
I also heard that his mother has an infection in her dirty cunt and the stench is toxic.
Found this some time ago on Dong's jewtube channel
TFW you realize it's the person's back.
Thank god the only thing my mum is going through is the advanced stages of decomposition
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
stop posting this same stupid ass story you fucking retard
>Damn you Clumbso! How many time am I going to have to clean up your messes?
Lost
dont respond. it lives off of (you)s
>the Great Horned Owl
i knew it was a voyeur thing
Ten bucks for a fucking straw.
Jesus.
theres a nigger skin for the villager though
lolz
What about this rapist and his 13 year old girlfriend?
source?
for reasons
>Girl
You could have the straw say "tenbucks"...
(was at a bar and heard a story about how some guy lost one of those crazy expensive gold or whatever drinking straws... I think he was white is the crazy part)
Noided from birth
And where the fuck ls Hong Kong Fooey on the list you spazztasticly flaming piece of displaced intestinal matter. If anyone is to be called it is mother fucking Hing Kong Fooey you got that. Jesus fucking disrespected goat fucking Christ and Mohammed in a a gang bang, how come you kids never respect the greatness of the...... fuck what was I talking about again.
checked
Nor did you call ghost busters, either version dont really care again just call. And WHAT ABOUT BLONDIE, she specifically said Call Me. I mean Tracy Chapman but well shit do you really want to call that anytime?
>finish bottle
>put note outside fridge
>add on own sticky note
>"Keep it coming"
NO
checked
>(((facebook))): KFC
source?
Mr. Game and Watch?
Hmmmm...who think was him..!?!
>don't ignore me you rancid swine
every fucking time
frig off rick
i get it
Lost at shidded
I don't please explain
Ganondorf too
A show called trailer park boys.
A guy named Ricky always demands smokes from 2 retards in the show youtube.com
Holy shit, lmao.
Thanks for the sauce
Normie tier memes.
Still better than the hentai spamming cunt or that anime goatfucker propaganda
Copypasta!
>not copypizza but original comment
Fuck off!
SHAN'T
LEAVE TGT ALONE YOU NORMALFAG
And get me some chicken chips.
>rancid swine
Always loose to this. Wonder what became of this kid?
not kek'd
this is a ylyl, not a cringe thread
this.
i wish i could filter that nasty shit out
First I thought that was a curandera fucking dead chickens in a Voodoo ritual.
>My son, I am disappoint
i was confused at first until i saw that that planes isnt the enola gay
Fuck you
When I walk on the streets, If I see a child alone, I am going to kiss it. Children should be kissed and tickled and licked by grown ups. It's natural. When you see a cute little 4 year-old girl, You get those feelings, You just want to touch her. I want to kiss a pretty 4 year-old girl and lick her cheek. She is a little lady who likes to be kissed, And tickled on the tummy. Some people say this is very bad. Are they accusing me of practicing love? To that crime, I plead guilty. For I have given my love to the little girl I found sweet, And in her company I found comfort that not all humans are evil.
i-is this copypasta?
wtf is that
scrabble only has 7 letters
timeless classic
>#wastemytime2019
>#nocrystalnocirclejerk
g l o r i o u s .
shoujo ramune
that's a pedo, son.
lost
fucking lost
this is a real account, unsure if this particular post is real though
...
kektar
Just like their Kirby's Epic Yarn wallpaper with the Fornite watermark? ;-)
100% confirmed real true unironic boomer meme god those 30yos are gross
So looking forward to when my fiancee starts lactating! :9
Jinkies!
Oh no you don't
If they didn't, someone who knew the local history would have been like, "THAT DOG WAS MALE" and raised a big stink about it.
Judge: Mr/ Mouse, I am afraid I cannot grant you a divorce on grounds of Minnie being insane.
Mickey: Haha, no your honor, I didn't say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofy...
Literally getting screwed.
*lying
Jesus fucking Christ. Learn to English.
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Use Truecrypt or Veracrpyt. That's how I hid my porn from my wife!
Back to the future
Nailed it.
the happening
how dare you?? he's a loverphile
So not strong? Because those things are super easy to break.
she's fucking Goofy
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! DUDE, HOW IS THAT NOW BLEEDING?!
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.
Interesting
I thought zoomers were 45-60 years old
those are boomers. Zoomers = Gen Z
>so simple a chimp has done it
Well he's not wrong
Search for "hidden city" on Google. You will find many results for a hidden picture game. Search for "secret city". You will find either a TV show or references to airline fraud.
Funny, isn't it? It's almost as if these terms are "coincidentally" difficult to track down in this era of information.
There are cities out there called "secret" and "hidden", massive population centers that don't show up on maps. They evade detection by private satellite and aerial photography. Perhaps the governments of the world know where they are. Perhaps they don't.
Every once in a great while, an outsider will find one. Even more rarely, a resident is able to escape.
If you are ever tempted to go looking for one, don't. You just might find it. And no matter how bad you think your life is now, you have no idea how blessed you are.
The Glass Camera Project was the clandestine effort by the CIA and the FBI in the 90s to create truly non-detectable surveillance tools, particularly a camera and microphone system. Now, according to classical theories of physics this should be impossible, as you need something to absorb the light to record it, and that absorption of light makes it visible. It's the same reason a full invisibility cloak would make anyone using it blind... at least in theory. It's believed however that using their research into remote viewing and physical projection the CIA was able to train humans to not only remotely perceive a subject, but also project this information to a camera with the person to create an objective recording of the event. But the camera doesn't just record something, it's an integral part of the viewing technique and allows the viewer to channel their focus and view images to a much greater degree than through traditional remote viewing means.
It is believed that the sheer psychic energy to accomplish this goal puts immense strain on the viewer's body, which almost always results in death after chronic viewing experience. In addition remote viewing is known to cause increased mental degradation and disassociation disorders in the viewer. Because of this it's highly suspected that Glass Camera operators were actually abducted by the CIA and forced to participate, or were lied to about the true nature and risks of their projects. One of the people suspected of having fallen victim to this fate is Robert Golf, a somewhat prominent psychic from the 1980s that disappeared overnight and is practically unheard of today. The Rumors are speculation on what may become of him, and one the main ones is that he was abducted by the American government for use in their various psy ops projects, including Glass Camera.
quit lying on the internet
What sort of weird shit are you into that its gotta be hidden from ya wife?
buff plantoid
Ray Pist fucks his dog.
Fake. Holocaust never happened.
>Jews conducted the entire slave trade
I demand an Obama broadway show for equality's sake.
Damn look at tough guy over here
Actually, I've met Teller in person after one of their shows, and he does talk. So I do know his voice, pleb.
So much this
New ylyl thread.
Imagine not knowing about whitetube LOL
It looks like a human dick
Solidarity with England.
Wrong board bro
I don't get it but I wish I did
Anyone who wasn't her. The fact that I needed something to jack off to because she wouldn't have sex with me for weeks on end sometimes. (Longest was about a month.)
My gf now doesn't care if I look at porn, but I haven't had to since we fuck almost daily, although it's dropped to every couple of days now with the nausea from pregnancy.
Just a couple o' godless degenerates up in here! XD
Computer generated image. It doesn't really exist.
Maybe it's because you have that retard strength.
My gf is a lesbian. Can confirm this is true when she's not riding my dick.
Should've replied to that post...
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Epic win
Wait... is this loss?
I dont remember how anymore but I used to hide shit inside photos. Like a family photo or game screenshot would be 15GB and hid porn inside it. Nobody in my family knew how to check file sizes and even if they did they wouldnt have thought it was odd.
I can't identify a single thing in this picture.
based japs.
lmao
He talks on YouTube. Look up tellers favorite magic trick
Disappointingly accurate
smoker hipster dudes always wear houndstooth to be ironic.. or not.
What a fucking nightmare
Every fucking Time
They did a few shows called "Conversations" where Teller did most of the talking. I'll be damned if I remember what he sounds like though.
Was it a rar file hidden inside? I remember people used to embed rars in pics and upload them here until they put a stop to it.
Let's make like trees and get the fuck out
Then it's already too late for you. I'm sorryrryy. I'm so, so sor sororryoryryyyyyyy994374189 KING COME DOWN
>YLYL thread
>posts cringe
you searched for "prayer" beforehand, it's in bold.
This thread sucks
>sororryoryryyyyyyy994374189 KING COME DOWN
What ? Did you remember to take your pills today?
Lost
what would you do if I told you your Pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looked like an egg?
Microsoft customer service center
The post, along with the picture, just radiates insanity.
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
Why Ayden? Is it like a race thing?
>vocaroo.com
You sound fucking disgusting
fuck you nigger
Image limit reached after ten hours... And it's the fucking banana. Maximum kekkles. Well-played, user. Well-played.
Yeah, honestly. Most of the wammen in that pic aren't dark enough.
But beyond that, or just kind of fits. I didn't post it, btw. But I kekked my ass off when I saw it.
I guess you just have to know that type of chick...
>when you cheat
So put one on, faggot.
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