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Daily TUCKER CARLSON Thread.

New rule, since this fag dominated the board so much, we'll tribute him daily, hourly, minutely.

What Tuckerisms can we create?

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My favorite thing about Tucker is that he's living proof that low carb diets don't work. He's very vocal about eating low carb and look at him. He's a pudgy little fucker.

at least that faggot gave up the bowtie.

probably cause jon stewart embarrased the shit out of him

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He's fine, he just has zero chin.

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Also, how is this a real haircut?

Greatest moment on TV. Tucker tried so hard to trigger John Stewart but John was cool and collected. Tucker looked like a huge 'tard on live TV.

Switched to Fox so he can talk over soft spoken people and "debate" opponents. That assfucking by John changed his life

What's wrong with his bowtie?

He looks like a grown up, private school dropout tbh.

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Weak jawed, smooth little pudge. I'm a conservative through and through but u don't understand people's fascination with this cuck.

Never trust a """conservative""" who don't lift and can't grow a beard

"Sometimes, when I'm alone, I make my wife wear a hijab. Then, I fuck the infidelity out of her. Right as I'm about to orgasm, I put on a George Bush mask and scream "9/11," push her off the bed, and ejaculate onto her while she lies on the floor."
-Tucker Carlson leaked audio