this makes me genuinely sad
Another day in this life...
We can do that here. There's plenty of people raiding ancient ruins in egypt as we speak.
no monsters to slay though !
Jihadi rival raiders
i like the way you think, however life is unfortunate and not as eventful as anything we'll ever fantasize about.
the sad reality is sour
Ancient dwarves had a lot of free time after permanently removing all elf heads from shoulders
Honestly, if fantasy was really a thing, the world would pretty much be anything from Goblin Slayer to Warhammer 40k
Dark, horrible, and probably somewhere you wouldn't really wanna live in.
Oh so you're boring or a child. K
>drink health potion or touch blessed symbol
>instantly cured
Better than any health service we have
Why build a big impressive facade like that and only have a shitty trail going up to it?