Secrets and Confessions thread!

Secrets and Confessions thread!

Post things that barely anyone knows of. Like crimes, kinks, nuclear codes, sex stuff, etc.

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Niggers disgust me.

I sometimes fuck guys. Nobody would ever guess from lolling at me or talking to me. I'm not attracted to men, I just like to have my dick sucked and I like the dominance I feel fucking a guy's ass. Feels good to bust a huge nut in some dudes ass. I prefer women, only fuck dudes when the mood strikes.

A gentleman

I'm a bisexual leftist/commie who secretly desires to have a conservative guy force me to suck his cock and fuck my ass. I also wanna see them totally dominate my leftist women friends as well

come over

Yes please where

oh shit that was quick

Lmao, I'm just thirsty af

where you at

im slowly deleting all the hores (girl friends) from my boyfriends fb xD sometimes they try to come back. but ill keep doing until theres only male friends.

im a trap and i really wanna find a pervy user to show off my body to x: anybody on kik?

Got a couple so I'll start with I used my ex as a fuck toy knowing full well she never intended to stay with me and was only waiting for a richer person to come along in her life so she could leave because she was a lazy piece of shit that only wanted to spend money and not ever work cook clean or do anything besides play games all day. I made her suck my dick and swallow loads daily, ate her out and fucked her often. She always used to try and fight off the orgasms I gave her which only drove me to get better at finding out how her body worked to make sure she always had one knowing full well she didn't want them because she hated where she was only because I wasnt making money fast enough for her to spend. Everytime she came I'd always kiss her and tell her how much I loved her in a voice she knew was serious but I only ever did it because I knew it would fuck her up, shortly before she left it was starting to show that I was breaking her down and after she left I got a message from her some years later telling me how much she hated me and loved me for being able to make her cum so hard while her husband has to work at it like his life depends on it just to get her wet.

I'm afraid of tall buildings because I'm worried I'm going to throw myself off of one.

This was me in college. I always had a girlfriend, but a sissy dude used to buy weed off of me and use his asshole to get a discount. It wasn't really a discount...but he didn't know.

hey you perverted trap girl
i dont have a dick but would love to see some of your white butt. discord?

cringe

Hey Yea Forums let's like this tweet please : twitter.com/violet_delta/status/1105770991504900097?s=19

That's not a secret. You're just bragging about something stupid.

Traded her sweet white ass for a whole rack of E at spring break after she lost her wallet

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>and I lied about it.

What does that even mean in this context?

"Hey, did you just fuck my wife with your gf in the next room?"
"...uh... ...no."

Or

"Yes, and I was adequate."

I fucked one of my best friend's now fiance multiple times since they started dating. He would run trough girlfriends so fast that I honestly thought he was just gonna break up with her like the others and it would be no big thing. He proposed a couple weeks ago. Now I feel bad.

He said he used a condom.

please continue

I made a girl suck my dick in kindergarten at the age of 6 for some fucking reason, and we've been going to the same school, I'm senior now, and she is still my classmate somehow. She still remembers it as clearly as I do, but we dont plan on telling it to anyone anytime soon. We get along and fuck sometimes, and (fortunately?) we are probably gonna end up on the same university as well.

pic related, her ass.

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Said that to who?

Any person he could name only raises more questions.

How did you know about blowjobs in kindergarten?

dunno bro. I havent seen anything pornographic til like the age of 10 or so. instincts I guess or some shit like that

interesting

I like the cut of your jib, done the same.

The same thing happened to me at Kindergarten. The teacher walked up so I ran to my car and got the hell out of there.

Milo Yiannopolus called...

Me n two bulls rode that pussy all week. Her parents have a beach house dwn the shore so we had a place to kick it too. Nutted this obedient bitch raw

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dude XDDDDD

>fbi warning, took my picture and all

You do realize that was a scam site and wasn't actually the FBI, right?

Tits or GTFO.

Agreed.

Once upon a time I listened through the bathroom wall to my roommate getting her ass fucked by her boyfriend while they were in the shower. I shamelessly jerked off right in the hallway and several times after, thinking about her moaning and imagining it was me stuffing her backdoor.

I have a severe fetish for really slutty high heeled boots especially when its teenage girls wearing them, but its so hard to find pictures of girls actually wearing them

This reminds me of that time when I went on Yea Forums and read this really cringy wish fulfillment fantasy story about a guy who pretended he knew his girlfriend was going to leave him for a rich guy so instead of refusing to waste his time on her he played some kind of psychological Machiavellian bullshit to make her do sexually satisfied that once she left him for the rich guy she'd be unsatisfied after that and it was full of run-on sentences and it never giving happened anyway you stupid gay nigger.

>literally every human ever

The reason why I never want kids.

I'm on Yea Forums at work while I should be coding.

omg you monster thats crazy

did you use the burn tool in photoshop to write those scribblings?

Doesn't matter. I'm the guy that should be maintaining your network... ;-)

FYI all these confession threads are obvious bait from that edgy Bulgarian Foursquare leak gypsy.

I love women and pussy above anything else. But I also like from time to time a strong guy, forcing me on my knees and pushing his dick down my throat to the point of me crying and gagging like a cheap pornstar in a cheap throatfuck scene.

I slapped my dick on a dead girl's face while working at a funeral home.

Lol sorry, it was the perfect setup for a joke

>Was fucking trannies before it was even a thing.
>Had loads of unprotected sex with an exes mom. Her sister and most of her friends as well
>Gave dope to a 14yo meth head who'd let me fuck her anyway I wanted. I miss you.
>Fucked another 14yo girl who secretly had a 34yo bf at the time. This went on for years.
>Fucking my niece since she was 13, but only when she needs something my brother won't buy.
>Used to pretend to be an underage girl online to bait pedos to send me money. Worked like a charm

how gay are you ?

nah bro no worries that shit made me laugh so hard.

I used to image search on duckduckgo search engine because the site says it doesnt track anybody, then I realized it was most likely made up for stupid people who think they cant be searched.
You know like incognito mode on your browser.

That was years ago. Still paranoid bout that shit.

Straight guy all the way.

So instead of being a nice protective uncle, you ravaged your innocent 13 year old neice because she wanted something like a new album or a cheeseburger. How in the fuck can you watch and help raise a child of your own brothers only to hurt them later. You are a sick sociopath.

Shes going to be fucked in the head as an adult. You are probably looking at jail time soon as she realizes it was wrong.

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Bingo.

No wonder our apps don't work! XD
You keep blaming me, and I'll keep blaming you. If they call us both in, we can say we talked already and figured shit out together.

>Shes going to be fucked in the head as an adult.

Specifically the mouth.

I want to tell my story. It's been years, but I hope you can understand why I took so long.With the #metoo movement, and the uncovering of so much sexual misconduct, I feel like I am finally as close to safe as I will ever be, in order to tell my story.
I was raped by Trayvon Martin.
I am creating this Twitter account as a throw away. I might come back to answer questions, but probably not. I dont think I can handle the backlash that will probably come.
I use to befriends with Trayvon. In 2011, we went to visit his brother J at FIU. There was a party and of course there was drinking. One of the reasons I feared to get in trouble was because I was drinking too and I was under age.
He told me not to worry about the older college boys he'd keep me safe. We ended up in a upstairs bathroom in a house. I don't even remember which one and it waseight yearsago.
Trayvon started demanding "respect" and "reward" for "keeping me safe" at the party. He started putting his hands on me up againstthe sink and I pushed him off but he just grabbed me and pushed me back against the sink again.
He reached up under my dress and tore my underwear and started touching me. Then he put his hand over my mouth.
"You ain't gonna scream are you? You know I didn't keep you safe just to hurt you now."
I was terrified. His eyes looked crazy and angry, likehe was looking for excuseto start beating me.Through tears, I just shook my head. I couldn't move.

He dropped his pants and then raped me on the sink. It hurt and I just cried during it. After he was done, he just acted like everything was cool. I was still shaking and I was just numb all over and I didn't know what to do.
He stuck by my side and led me around like everything was cool, and then we left the party later. So much of it was just a daze after that. He walked me home and then he left and I took a shower. I was crying and I was afraid of waking my mom but at the same time I was hoping she would hear me and I could tell her everything. But she didn't.
We saw each other at school but I tried to avoid him after that.
When I heard about the shooting on the news, it was disbelief at first. I was like there's no way that was him. But of course it was.
I hate to say it... I was relieved. I knew he could never hurt anyone else again.
I know how I'm suppose to feel. I pray every day for forgiveness for being happy he died, and I still think it was wrong that he got shot.
Before, I'd been afraid of nobody believing me. Once that happened, I knew nobody would ever believe me. But now, I hope maybe somebody will see the truth in this.
And that's all. That's my story.

>Implying I mentioned time frames
>Implying it wasn't her idea
>Implying
>Implications

I wanna suck of my lil step bro and worship his feet

I once got cornered in a gay bar by two tall but cute guys and got groped and choked by them. I could barely move I was just frozen in fear. They rubbed my crotch for a minute and insulted me but then let me go. I've been jerking off for weeks imagining them doing more to me, feel so disgusting but at the same time I cant help but love it.

From the now-suspended Twitter account archwillow

I want this happening to me

People should never let me work in an dog shelter...

That's a still from a common cuckold porn vid.

Why do you assume it was anal?

Elaborate

Tell more about pedro scam

Need more info on that

Well back in the times of Myspace, AOL and Yahoo chatrooms (AOL was infamous for cp, in case you didn't know) if a young girl sent you a pic that took two hours to download you could then use that pic or series of them to bait pedos to send you money for a "visit". Runaways aren't as common today as they were then. Now everybody has reverse image search, plenty of pic verification options, and multi pixel cameras built into their phones. The pedos realize this too, so the scam has long died. Was fun while it lasted.

He is 14 and last summer we went to a local pool and he seemed to be pretty hung. I don't find guys attractive really but big dicks just do it for me
And he has cute feet which I want to worship just to be a sub for him

Would you let him fuck you? How big you think he is?

I regularly post pictures of my wife all over the internet naked. Someone that recognized her messages me but nothing came of it. I’m terrified it’s gonna ruin our marriage but it is so hot to me knowing thousands jerk off to her naked body.

Anon0567

Yes that would feel amazing
Idk but probably already bigger than me. so +5"

wife passed out from so much booze. I was able to fuck her in the ass finally. Felt great, she struggled just a bit so I went slower until she was mostly ok with the action. It took all my concentration to not buy in her ass instantly it was hot.
Later hit both holes again. She drunkenly got up you use restroom and I watched all my cum dripping down her legs and ass.
I raped her several times. She’s never mentioned it.
All the pics of her pussy and me fucking her hard while she passed out. I still fap to it even tho we not together

I probably wouldn't jo to her. What's her cup size?

He knew

So you are a little sissy. I bet he is taller than you too

sometimes i pee sitting down

If I’m super tired or drunk why not

That he is. And better looking. And a nice body. Would do everything he tells me to

I always pee sitting down so old pervs can't touch my dick.

i took pics and videos of my girls little sister while shes sleeping, mostly of her feet and legs, then i jerk off and cum right next to her, felt amazing

How old? Did you touch her pink slit?

Mind showing? My ex also had a little sis but I only ever stole a pair ofher socks and took creeps under the table

post kik for more info

Hi NSA

Testing

anondovey

I got a ban for letting a guy send his pee pee to girls I know on Snapchat. You should spank me Op

Don't have one

True_caim

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Any one else fart in their hand and smell it?

in high school I was my friends sissy bitch, one day his dad walked in and slowly backed out. didn't say a word about it all day. later that night when my friend went to sleep I sneaked into dad's room and woke him up with a blowjob, it went on for years.

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I used to call random numbers until I found a grandma.

I'd pretend that I was their grandson and talk with them.

Sometimes I felt like I made their day.
But mostly, I just wanted someone to talk to.

no, my farts have great power and to do so would cause brain damage.

what u wanna know

Teach us your ways master

I raped my college gf. One evening I wanted to fuck but she demurred. I just kept going, wouldn't take no for an answer. I had no impulse control. Forced her legs apart and fucked and came in her. Thought she would come around once we got going but she didn't really. She just accepted it. We never discussed it.
Also, cheated on her with my h.s. gf during trips home during vacation breaks.

Age. Build. Hairless or not?

>be me at work
>getting bullied by an asshole
>i had enough with this shit it's war now
>get all the information about him and his sexy wife everything fuck she is cute
>the asshole have trust issues with wife
>used it against him
>i started a rumor about me fucking his sexy wife
>people start talking
>and now for the final BLOW
>i told him right on his fuckin face I AM FUCKING YOU WIFE saying her name over and over
>he freezed like a bitch
>trying to call her no one answer
>thin he start running to his car going home
>he crashed that day
>as time goes by he got divorced
>later he killed himself with a 9mm
>fuck that escalated quickly
>i am only sorry for the wife she did nothing yet becuse of me her reputation is fucked
>she got all the blame for everything
>his friends at his unit know the story and what
i did and told her
>she came and confronted me
>i said to her my war was between me and the asshole and i am sorry for what happend to you
am i in the wrong hear? becuse i did not start this shit . he did for like six month

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15, average height and nice and thick, and yes hairless

I bet she dreams of sucking your cock. Just show her. If you haven't already.

Used to post on CL for "rape" role play, then meet and "rape" women who wanted the experience. Different scenarios from rough stranger rape to mild date rape. Miss CL.

Sucked my first adult cock through CL.

you should shoot the wife in the head with the 9mm and then fuck her lifeless body until it goes cold.

and yes you are in the wrong there.

Shut up and do the truffle shuffle!

she woke up once when i had my cock in her face so i quickly turned around and walked away, she has never said anything about it, i doubt she remembers

>woke him up with a blowjob, it went on for years

I call bullshit. How do you make a blowjob last for years? You'd have to stop at some point.

When I was in middle school I would wait for my parents to leave the house on the weekends, and then I would strip naked and walk around outside in the backyard and let my neighbor see and watch me. He would drop over a $20 each time I did this for him.

Hi Max.

when I was 16 y/o there was a family that lived next door.
they had a daughter that was 12 y/o
I would pay her to 10 dollars every time she gave me a handjob/blowjob

KEK

I have systematically stolen nudes from dozens of girls I know, and when I was caught I successfully framed another guy

Girl or faggot?

Cheated on every gf and both wives. Cheat on the women I'm cheating with. Sometimes have 3-4 women I'm fucking on the side. Occasionally fuck them raw back to back on the same day. Never got caught. Never got an STD. Lucky me. Love fucking married / taken women on the dl. Seduce them and give them the kind of sex no one can have in a LTR.

I'm a dude

for a "str8" dude, I suck a lot of cock.

I made out with my gfs mom when i was like 16 or something. noone ever found out. still fap to the thought of it every now and then

When i was like 4 or 5, this disturbed kid next door used to talk to me thru the fence, he would press his ass and dick up/thru the fence and pretend to have anal sex with me and docking. at the time i had no idea what any of it was and i stayed pretty innocent for a many years after that but looking back its just some fucked up shit that me nor my parents have ever spoken about.

edit: no penetration by lots of rubbing on each other.

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My ex was absolutely convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that I fucked her older sister. I didn't. No matter how much I denied it or her sister denied it, she just wouldn't believe it.
She moved out, but not before letting my cat outside. He was an indoor cat all his life and he was 8 years old. I never saw him again. I know it was her, but I could never prove it.
Her sister died of a heart condition a few years ago. She was actually a pretty chill individual, unlike my ex.
Now, I sometimes call up there ex at the debt consolidation agency she works at and "remind" her of how I fucked her sister. Dubs gets the agency's number.

I sleep with my gf's sister more then my gf. I'd be with her if I could. My gf is completely vanilla in bed but her sister is amazing, mostly because I trained her.

My friends Viet gook has been blowing me occasionally for 3 years now and she even let's me record it all. I upload it on my porn account to have fap content.

How?

What does getting dubs on a 'dubs gets...' post mean?

show

Here's a collage

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have a loving faithful gf, i am a faithful loving bf. Been a social outcast most of life but have really great circle of friends. Basically Yea Forums, bitch in uni has offered me sex, tempted to take up opportunity. worth it? or nah?

If throwing away your relationship is worth fucking a random girl then sure.

is she maori or pacific islander?

He said she's Viet, read the replies you autist.

pretty have no idea what another girl is like tho, the thing is is that at this rate my only sexual experience in my entire life will be with one girl

Um... you are GAY. just deal with it.

I love pissing on my chubby gf face and boobs. I have her lay and i pee standing.

I also do that to my landlord. He is 56 has and a uncut 8in cock

I think she's Vietnamese or a hmong never really asked her, got more pics and I can't drop my account too.

Having only one sexual partner is fine. If being monogamous is too much for you to consider then do as you wish.

Just think in the mindset of if it would be worth throwing it all out just for this quick fuck with some slut. Puts in into perspective a bit.

so fucking retarded, just use task manager to close the browser next time dumbass

numbah 9 here

honestly think its like hormonal autism or something user. thanks for the advice. its just days where people do stupid shit i reckon.

I guess that means I give you the number for noticing that!

+1 (8 66) 5 37-3838
Ask for Megan

Fake & GAY

I'm sitting in my car, listening to Rush Limbaugh, and eating Taco Bell.
And the worst part? I mix Kickstart and Baja Blast.

You know (((they))) don't want this to get out.

Never, ever turn down (attractive) pussy. Never, ever tell anyone.

>Valentine's Day 2018.
>Find out one-i-tis has a secret boyfriend (long story)
>Fall into a deep depression.
>Open up Grindr for an ego boost.
>Decent looking italian guy messages me, and he tries to talk me into hooking up.
>I tell him I'm just there for the ego boost.
>He insists.
>I delete app.
>Hours pass and I'm bored.
>I download the app and he messages me again.
>We started talking, and he tells me that I am not the first straight guy he has done stuff to do. That nobody has to find out.
>I find myself telling him to go to the restroom on a lonely building on campus.
> I am frozen.
>I go into the restroom and he's already there waiting for me. Our eyes lock and my head starts swelling.
>He smiles and motions me to the handicap stall.
>I take an eternity to begin moving, feel like running out but I would feel awkward to do so.
>I feel like I'm going to pass out. I am not in the stall and he sees that I'm motionless.
>Goes for the belt buckle and starts removing my underwear and jeans.
>As my underwear goes through my legs, I feel so vulnerable.
>His mouth begins blowing me with precision and experience.
>This feels good, but I still can't believe I'm doing it.
>Start thinking of all the people I know and what they would think.
>He starts raising my shirt with his palm, and starts kissing my stomach and chest.
>"Wtf is going on"
>I suddenly feel his hands squeeze my ass.
>My penis begins feeling warm.
"Your ass was meant for fucking, user" he says.
>He gets naked as I'm trying to not explode all over myself.
>I turn around and I can feel his head rubbing on my ass, playing around with my emotions.
>He grabbed my sides and I shuddered.
>He began to position myself, and I suddenly felt his hands reach for my shirt and began to remove it.
>What followed was initial pain and discomfort only for it to be replaced with grunts from him and a surreal feeling on my part.
>I still have fear approaching women. Never did it again.

i honestly think im like a repressed bisexual because that made my mouth water

stupid fucking astrology quote on the wall. what a dumb whore I’d hate fuck tf outta her

show them

ew lol

you look retarded

Yeah she's a hard 5-6 but her bjs are proo

>As my underwear goes through my legs

Ubisoft says their next patch should fix these clipping errors.

My wife has been fucking my brother behind my back. She doesn't know that I was the one that told my brother to try and get some pussy out of her. Now I kinda regret it.

>5-6
She is at most 3 dude. I'm sorry.

I've eaten out multiple girls, but I've never actually fucked one.

Well can't stop your opinion. In the end she's not my wife lol just some jungle gook blowing me :)

Towards the end of high school and into my early 20s I used to contact very old men from craigslist and go over and let them suck my dick and I would suck theirs. Never have fucked or been fucked by a guy but tons of dick play is what they wanted. One 70+ yo dude in Reno would shoot me some extra cash when I got there if I would spend the night and sleep with him. Another dude past his 50s would have late night jacuzzi circle jerk sessions in his back yard I would do that from time to time as well

i love sending pictures of me naked

maybe, it's the area of taboo.

After we both finished, my face turned red and I felt my head become incredibly heavy.

I immediately left the stall, without even cleaning myself.

I sometimes wonder how my reaction would have been had I grown in an overly liberal home.

Kek

Trick question, if you grew up in a liberal home you'd be a transexual woman by now.

Lestic. With the period.

TCS
Technical Cuck Status

You must be a leftist

gb2/pol/

shes a 1

I can't stop myself from sleeping with my young employees. It's such a thrill! I've almost been fired a few times and despite that I still hit on them and fuck them.

Here's a story I've never really told anybody
>be 16
>going to all boys secondary school because that's the norm where I'm from
>get to do a musical with a girls school this year
>spend most of the year generally failing at being charming
>talk to this one girl I stand next to in the chorus
>holy fuck she's more autistic than me
>she starts talking to me on fb every night
>mostly she wants to talk about anime and vidya
>I usually haven't watched the show she's talking about or played the games but I humour her because it's cute
>tells me about her naruto fanfic on wattpad
>a lot of stories about being abused by various father-figures
>one story about "the good guy" that helps her think about something other than what's just happened to her
>ohshit.zip
>ask her to seek help
>hear nothing for a few days
>turns out she nearly killed herself
>her stepdad skips the country and she's taken out of school by her mom
>turns up a few months later and messages me
>just wants to talk about vidya like we used to
>decide to get the game she's talking about so we can play it together

cont pls

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That's sweet.

I'm stalking a girl I've wanted to fuck since high school. I cum to her 3yr old nudes daily, send pics of my cock with said nudes open on another phone, messaged her tumblr where I mentioned her address and asked to fuck. I've been doing this for the past 3 years and she doesn't have any idea who I am. I don't know why I do this anymore other

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Contplx

Been up on meth for a few days about to fuck someone so hard

>same boat
>hrt for two years
My nigger

Whan I was in college my roommate had a slutty girlfriend who was really an exhibitionist. One time they asked me if I wanted to watch them fuck. I said yes and after that used to watch them all the time. They did everything. I was never asked to join in but it was OK. I would fap and cum buckets. One time she sucked my dick when roommate wasn't home.

How young? Where do you work?

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14+ and fast food. Although I haven't slept with a 14 yr old in years mostly 17+ now

I pissed in my little sisters mouth when ehe was like 4 years old. Im 10 years older than her. Onestly i would die to fuck her...

Not much to continue with
>played a bunch of games together throughout the rest of school
>she had a hard time at school because nobody really knew what had happened and she was already a social outcast when this went down
>she stayed over at mine a few times and we stayed up all night playing horror games
>we experimented together a bit when we were alone but mostly she just wanted to cuddle
>both 25 now and in different places in life
>still play online together sometimes

did you saved the video?

Glad to see I’m not alone, thanks user.

So you are a rapist?

What’s the most
You’ve ever done with her?

Ray Pist has a 13yo gf and he's a Nazi.

Elaborate, gentle sir.

I boil some boiling water in the kettle get turned on by the boiling water for some weird reason take it to my bed pull down my pants and poor the boiled water onto my thighs while I do my thing.

>Crush of many years ghosts me after a conversation (she had previously moved)
>This was in 2014.
>We are scary compatible, but I'm a beta and she can't date.
>2 years pass and still no response.
>I use her pictures, modify her name, and create an account on OKCupid and other sites that don't require verification.
>Talk to guys, get off by people wanting to bang her.
>Catfish but don't do anything serious. Just chat.
>Have been doing this for 3 years.
>Part of me feels remorse, but the senseless male ego part of me is still angry.

I have done a similar thing, albeit not as extreme. Aren't you worried about her calling the police tho?

You're a fucking retard

Why cuck?

do go on

My friend's wife just kinda texted me out of the blue with some random shit... not something she'd normally do. She's kinda been different with me ever since we had a fun evening together tripping balls at a festival. I was really out of it and I don't think anything went down. (both married) But... I'm kinda starting to wonder... she's super cute. No titties, but a smoking bod.

Were they all or at least mostly virgins?

My gf is 28 her sister is 16. So I cant be with her. My gf is loving and amazing but the sex is amazing. Her sister is just as loving but also amazing in bed.

Nooooooo. The trick has always been getting them to hit on me first. I make personal connections with all my employees so they've never had issues talking to me about personal things. Once I have that in I can subtly flirt, and wait for them to openly flirt with me and then it is on

This was me and a coworker. We didn't go to a festival or anything, but we got along really well, connected really deeply, and had an undeniable chemistry, which we both of course tried to deny. We were both married, and she was married to a woman, presented herself as totally lez, so "no go", right?
Well, three years later, we're together. She's divorced and I'm getting there.
Small tits, which I fucking love and always have.
Gauge how important your marriage is to you and how much you really, truly, in your heart of hearts love your wife.
In the end, I realized I never should have married mine. She's great, but not whom I belong with.

Trust your gut when it comes to attraction signals, even if the women throwing them your way don't even admit their feelings to themselves.

How did it start with you and the sister?

3 out of 5 were most likely virgins. The other two were very clean and had delicious cunts with a bush. I would never eat a girl out if she looks dirty. I really did want to fuck and even date some of them, but I didn't manage to for varying reasons.

this nigga knows

We were making some paintings for my gfs birthday, and we got a little flirty and touchy. The tension was super intense finally she just grabbed me and kissed me. I didnt even realize she was a virgin until I was inside her. She was super aggressive

When I was 14 my moms friend broke her ankle at our house and my mom had to drive her to the hospital. They left me to babysit her daughter. Everything was fine and she was playing outside so I played video games. Then she came back in covered in mud and grass. Including all over her face. She said she had been playing farm animals. I called my mom to ask what to do and her mom got on the phone and told me to run her a bath and that she would try to get out of it but I needed to make her. But she went out of her way to say not to yell or be angry at all and to be extra nice about it because she had had a bad experience. I didn’t get it but I knew I had to get her to bathe. She ran and screamed and cried begging no to take a bath. I finally got her in the tub and was getting her the stuff she’d need. After I got everything I asked her if she was ready. She had solemn look on her face and nodded. I turned to grab a cloth to hand her and that’s when I felt hands up the legs of shorts. I was so startled I froze. She had put both hands up my shorts and was fondling my junk. No one but me had touched me before and I was shocked confused but mostly aroused. I pulled my shorts to my ankles and she took me into her mouth. Didn’t say a word, I don’t think I could have talked if I wanted to. She could only fit the head in and she just licked and sucked on it while jerking my shaft. In no time at all I yelp and wince and flood her little mouth with cum. She swallowed some and spit the rest into her bath water. She then asked me if she did bathtime good and if I would wash her now. I still didn’t know what to say and I just washed her with a cloth. I was to much of a pussy to really fondle her more than just a quick touch or two and nothing else happened. I spent the feast of the day and week really paranoid she was gonna tell and I would be dead. But she didn’t.

Yea, I've cheated in the past before my wife... but I'm too good with her to cheat. Still kinda fun to feel that rush after 12 years of marriage. Plus, his husband is a huge flirt with my wife... so maybe it's justified.

Bah! Her husband.. .not his.

Example

ok

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and i just got the the division 2

Fake and gay.

Pasta

>wanted to do a threesome with my gf and another girl
>other girl wasn't down for a threesome, but was ok with fucking my gf and allowing me to watch
>good enough
>watch them go at it for a while, have the best orgasms ever
>after several months of doing this on a regular basis I get a text from the other girl
>says she wants to charge me for the show
>lolno
>get another text, this time she tells me to pay her or she will "tell everyone about our arrangement"
>again, not really sure, don't think I've done anything very humiliating, only slightly worried that she might twist the story or something
>end up paying her $300 to fuck off
>gf doesn't know why the arrangement has suddenly ended
>secretly kinda wish the whole thing could've continued

This one girl was talking to me about needing a few weeks off as she was having family issues as well as her bf breaking up with her. She kept saying she wasn't good enough or pretty enough. So obviously i kept reassuring her. Telling her any guy was lucky to be with her. She said she wished there wasnt a big age difference between us. I laughed it off. I asked her if she wanted go go to lunch and vent some more. I picked her up we went to lunch and then on the way home the rest is history.

When I was 15 I found out my BFF cheated on me at a party. He didn’t know I knew so I planned a huge break up. I lured him over promising a blowjob. I sucked his dick until he was gonna cum and then I took a ball in each of my hands and squeezed as hard as I could. He squealed and kicked me off him. He foot left a bruise on my chest. He was curled up on floor crying and throwing up when I told him I knew he cheated. Then I left. About a week later cops show up at my door. I guess I really hurt him and he was gonna need surgery to fix one of his testicles. His parents wanted to press charges but I told police during the interview that he was abusive and tried to force me to blow him. I showed them the bruise on my chest and said he hit. They believe me and charge him with attempted aggravated sexual assault. He took a plea deal and got no jail time but had to register as a sec offender for 5 years. They didn’t successfully save his testicle but it wasn’t removed either it was just damaged and won’t work correctly or something. I have felt guilt for this since I was 20 and really started thinking about it. I know I was wrong but they didn’t need to get the cops involved I’m mean he did kinda deserve it for cheating. Just not everything else that came with it.

>am being stalked by Taylor Swift no JK
facts for the newfags she is a 4chaner

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How old are you?

Ah, 3/5 rule... TCS rescinded.

I stole some pictures off a student's phone one time. Kik is Jeffool if any questions. I'll answer what I can

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I seent this pasta already!

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That's like saying The Room is so bad it's good. Why bother saying it? Everyone already knows!

Doesn't sound at all plausible in the first place..

That’s the thing about real life. It’s often stranger than fiction.

Son, this is a secrets thread, not a pasta thread.

It can’t be pasta if I just wrote it faggot. Try being less jaded.

Fuck my step daughter. Part of the reason she called off recent engagement (besides everyone telling her getting married right out of high school is dumb) was because her beau just couldn't compete with me in the sack

I fuck my wife's best friend when my wife is out of town.

Not sure who's saying this, but it's true, tbh.

I wrote a story back in 2010/2011 about a slim, petite brunette with small tits who thought she was totally gay, but ended up falling in love with the main character. It was fantasy wish fulfillment, but the denizens of Yea Forums liked it at the time, and there was more to the story than that, of course.
And now, here I am with my fiancee, a slim, petite brunette with small tits who was "totally gay" until she met me. We left our wives for each other.
Details in the story differ from real life of course, but most ppl will tell you that shit never happens. I didn't meet her until 4 years after I wrote the stupid story.
I know there are lots of factors and coincidences and shit, but talk about truth being stranger than fiction...
TV Tropes has one called "Reality Isn't Realistic".

Johndoesixty let's trade pics

scrolller.com/r/Boots

Hmmmm...who think was him..!?!

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Then you must be the guy who just posted it a day or two ago and got dragged for not being in control of your hormonal 14yo virgin self when a 7yo gave you you first sexual experience, by an absolute moralfag who swore he'd never do such a thing.

Doesn’t know how many she fucked says stopped counting at 100.

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How old was the girl in that example?

Yeah, well you think you're so clever? What you don't realize is that your wife's best friend is fucking you too!
Yeah! Intellectual checkmate!!

How old was you and her then

She was 15 I was 27. I was a little surprised she was a virgin she had had a few boyfriends. She was kind of nerdy but not ugly. She had a decent body but she did wear alot of baggy clothes. She was super aggresive with foreplay so I had no idea. I probably wouldn't have fucked her if I knew

They’ve been posted here before. Usually in the sleep pass out breds. I’d throw one up but phone fagging

Nice!

14

>nuclear codes
Nice try, China.

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I always act like a normal happy guy who loves everyone but really i just wanna kill myself and im in actual pain all the time

i roll smart with a burner phone number in an area code from another state, fake accounts, broken english..i never attempt irl contact, im in a relationship and dont care too much for severe attachment anymore...but theres something about her pussy

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Is she into it? Did she sent you these pics or did she upload them to tumblr herself?

I've managed to discuss sexual stuff with the girl I follow om tumblr, but I have never managed to get her to post pics of herself.

>Be me
>11 years in Shitty Marriage
>stay in said marriage thinking it’s me all fucked up and for the kids too
>wife is confronted about her controlling nature and anger issues
>she freaks and loses her Shit, throwing things and talks about suicide
>I want divorce
>has knife and threatens suicide by knife and pills
>I call police and escort her out of house
>next day she’s back and wants to work on marriage
>still refuses to go to counseling and take medication for anger and anxiety
>following thru with divorce

Like what in the five levels of hell does she NOT get in Fucking done with her ass?

Lost my virginity to my family's female doberman. Been hooked on beast ever since.

How does your gf not find out

I get off sharing my buddy's milf ex. Dumb bitch would be beyond humiliated that anyone has seen her naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt. My kik is sunnymanner if interested

Elaborate please

My gf works nights I work days. So when her sister gets out of school she comes to hangout. My gf thinks I like clean and warm towels fresh out of the shower. That's why she thinks I'm always putting them in the laundry

Dont feel like green texting. Basically be young and have unlimited access to internet. Start playing with my Dobie on the regular after I discovered zoo. Fucked her every chance I could get after that. Now I prefer sex with dogs tbh.

Bmp

Shoulda called her bluff.

Why? What's so good about it?

How did that start? Is she hot?

GF dated some chad before we met
>6'3, jacked, "8 inch cock" (according to her)
>Apparently all they used to do was fuck (She said there wasn't much else to do
>Fap thinking about that

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>be me 20 yes old
>at a friends house drinking
>its me, my best friend, my lesbian friend, and her gf.
>laying on a king sized bed
>I'm laying back with my eyes closed.
>the two girls start kissing fooling around
> my friend jumps in
>I can here kissing and fingering
>I peak over and see he has some fingers inside one of them
>I'm to beta to do anything
>I pretend to be passed out while they fuck for hours. I can feel the sheets getting wet around me.

Go home next day and tap like crazy.

Do you use protection with the sister? Are either of them on birth control?

The first time what positions did you do, what was she wearing and and did you cum inside her?

Probably. I paid her because she started annoying me mostly. I also started to feel a bit like a cuck watching her rail my gf. The thing I was most worried about was that she would post some weird stuff on social media about me.

I m a horny teenage boy that wants to know how it feels to sex chat with a female? Any female wants to help me?

>umad whiteboi?

When I worked night shift I had to find ways to stay awake on weekends. Started doing coke with work buddies. Coke gave me a ravenous craving to suck cock so I used to find young asian guys to suck off. Sometimes old men. Also I was married at the time. Now divorced.

Stopped doing coke and have since fucked dozens of girls. I'm snipped so I bust inside and get off on seeing them freak out. Bored with women and life in general and just want to go to cambodia and fuck a bunch of 14 year olds until I stroke out.

Kek she's Indian.

I mean I'd be lying if I said the taboo of it wasnt a factor for me. Generally dogs are tighter and much warmer vaginally. Just feels better imo. Never said I exclusively have sex with dogs though.

No protection. I had planned on pulling out but it felt to good and I lost my load inside her. A few months after we started fucking she went on birth control.

The first time she had some Jean's and a tshirt. Her bra and panties were a super basic tan color. The first time we only did missionary. I felt weird about taking her virginity. After that though we experimented alot

I'm still in love with my ex. Sometimes she posts here. I love you, Marissa

Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Anonandon777

Used to steal bunch of stuff with some friends, it seems I always escalated shit, though. At first we stole change in cars, enough to play pool and buy some weed. We escalated to car stereos, and other shit. My antics made the front page of my small hometown quite a few times.

One day, however, my friends escalated shit quite a bit. They decided to break into an old man's house and steal his money. They heard he was hoarding tons of cash somewhere and they wanted it. They went in with duct tape and baseball bats, taped him to his bed and scared the shit out of him. They made off with around 14k.

They wanted me in, but I refused when they didn't want to let me know what was up until I had agreed to be in. They got caught, only served a few years since they were all underage at the time.

The old guy died a few weeks later, and they found out the real money was in the shed behind his house, hidden away in mason jars.

Still think about what would have happened if I had agreed, not sure if I would have followed through, "loyalty" meant a fuck of a lot back then, it seems.

I recently got with a very cute girl; small framed, great body, intelligent, kind by nature, calm.. social all the good stuff, very good in the bedroom as well.

I don't want to tell my friends because they're kinda racist.

i lie in these threads.

also, i am a girl.

I was molested from the age of 7 to my last assault being at the age of 15. I was able to realize i was being groomed and the person i thought of as an older brother and friend was just another manipulative monkey like us all. I wish i could have never been born and i still don't talk to my parents and will never forgive them for birthing me and putting me in the position to be abused for years. They will never know the abuse happend because they don't deserve that pain i have already hurt them enough. No one will know but reddit and Yea Forums, and some of my sexual partners that i have had panic attacks with during sexual encounters.

so... what you are saying is that you liked it but feel guilty about it because it makes you cum so hard you think its a panic attack?

>got it.

It's only our choice about how manipulative you are. So not of us are. You were born into the world to overcome all kinds of shit, and you survived this one, although you were injured. But injures can be healed. You don't live for nothing, and your survival and your kindness to your parents proves it.

>you survived

#metooooooooooooooo

Thank you, ive never recived such a nice humbleing reply on Yea Forums, haha. Most replies are sarcastic or crudely humorous which I like most of the time.

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kill yourself professional victim.

I was abused for most of my childhood, beaten and locked up.. my childhood is a fucking nightmare.

I'm not that kid anymore, I'm a functional adult. Sure I do suffer from panic attacks but it doesn't ruin me, I have a beautiful family and I have so much happiness. I was even able to forgive everything, sincerely.

We can all change, all we have to do, is let go of the past.

And then you don't have to compare and hesitate about your choice. It's better that way.

Things which help people recover in a healthy way aren't bad.

>Im no victim right, i loved every second of it. From the second he moved in it was pure bliss.

finally some truth.

but, tell us all about it. in graphic detail so that we can prevent it from happening to anyone else ever again.

rolling for lucky numbers

only based anons get dubs

I have no idea what to tell here. Everything seems just average, and my partner knows most of it. They don't know I get angry at them more times than I show, but this is dull.

is your hair purple/blue/or pink by any chance?

I'm killing myself at 4:30 am, i just dont want my school to go batshit insane at my death and hold a memorial n shit.

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Ha ha how funny. No. My hair is average.

They surely will, so get your shit together and seek help among psychiatrists or something.

>My hair is average.

t. pink hair.

fuck off back to tumblr Munchhausen cunt.

Assistant Director at a summer camp. Fuck some of the younger staff and older campers

I'm a high school teacher and I get social anxiety attacks almost every time I leave the workplace. I get hooked at the flow during the lessons, then left empty and disgusted by everyone including me. I don't even know the subject professionally and just get my topics together during the weekend by googling. I didn't keep it secret from the students tho, they're not amazed but probably used to it enough to suck it up. What I'm afraid is that I'd get overwhelmed with anxiety during a class.

Average is dark or blonde, you first world privileged dweller.

boys
or girls?
> :D
haa..h
.-.- ! "asking for a friend..!"

May I ask what exactly triggered the tumblr reference? Was it they?

the whiny victim-like intonation in your words. its a fucking cliche at this point.

>fuck you faggot

My gf was abused. I want sexual details but she won't budge much. She doesn't know it makes me diamonds. She lets me abuse her sexually.