Greetings, Yea Forums
My name is Kumiho「くみほ」 and I am a servant of an Inari shrine near the woods in Osaka. I have been chosen as a diplomat between your world and mine.
We, fox folk, tend to not interact with humans too much.
Ask me any question and I will do my best to answer them!
いこ
How do I summon a fox?
how do i contact Omikami ?
Well, you cannot exactly summon a fox. But you can lure a one!
Use a deep fried tofu, we love it.
You need to possess a magical spirit. All creatures like yokai, kitsune and so on have one.
Humans however by nature - not.
i am a kannushi, i direly require contact.
Can i fluff your tail.
I will transfer your request directly to our priestess.
I am just a diplomat, therefore I am in no position to provide you support with contacting a god. Sorry!
Hello!
Touching a kitsune's tail is a sacred thing and according to our tradition it requires a marriage! Please do not do that.
Also, a tail is an erotic place for every kitsune.
how do i go about bringing monster girls to this world?
What do I do if I don't have a fox shrine near me?
How do I go about getting rid of my fear of confrontation and the unknown? it's seriously holding me back and my anxiety and ADHD are not helping me whatsoever.
Hello person.
In this world there are tons of so called "monster girls" as you speak.
They are however hidden most of the time. We cannot interact with humans at all and even if we do, an illusion spell is necessary.
You can travel through your local swamp. If you are lucky, perhaps you can catch a glimpse of one of my kind!
There are fox shrines all over the world, my human friend. You just need to know where to look.
They are prepared to not be found by a human.
Hello poor human
I am in sorrow because of your situation but try to think of each an unknown experience as a spark that makes you better. Every new place, person, memory makes you a stronger and more powerful being.
Then oh wise fox, will you MARRY ME!!!!
You flatter me, human. However we are forbidden from marrying a human. All kitsune are forbidden from doing so.
I am sorry.
dude what you talking about this is totally a spirit from another plane of existence
How do I get a kitsune wife
IKR!? The ignorance of some people!
>They are however hidden most of the time. We cannot interact with humans at all and even if we do, an illusion spell is necessary.
you misunderstand, kitsune-san, i want to usher in the day of the rape, throwing off the current balance of value between the sexes
Oh, okay i understand, wouldn't what to break any rules or anything. Would you at least let me fuff your tail on my death bed just once.
Who is your master?
Is there any kitsune that break the rule about marrying human?
Aren't there a whole bunch of legends of kitsune marrying people and getting caught by their shadows (since the illusion doesn't change the shadow), Oh well, know any cute Tanuki or Tengu ladies
Also got any recommended reading when it comes to Japanese mythology and folklore?
How do I find a kitsune during winter?
Hello!
It is a complicated subject.
We used to marry with humans in the past but that is no more. A kitsune may be a friend of yours at last, but it is difficult to achieve.
Tells us more about these rules breakers.
Well. Good luck with that my dear human friend!
I will think about it but right now, please do not die! Life is a really fantastic place.
Take me away and i will serve your foxy goodness till the day i die. I will be honorable and service all fox women. this attached picture is me.
A priestess is our master. She is a kami, a god to us. It is an only kitsune with 9 tails at the moment.
dont just wish me luck, tell me how to achieve this, surely you know someone skilled in creating portals to different worlds
If i can't marry a kitsune how do i go about adopting a loli kitsune
Say you'll let me fluff your tail and i'll live to 87 no higher.
A rule of not marying a human has a long history.
In the past, at the time of Feudal Japan, kitsune were pretty close to humans. We helped them in their daily life and activities.
You see, human. The thing about love between kitsune is that it is a strong, deep and eternal bond and the marriage comes with an ancient ritual.
We, fox folk are eternal. We cannot die. But we can be killed.
Imagine living thousands of years and your beloved human partner dies within 60 years... It was a crushing experience for kitsune.
They could not stand loss of their beloved one. Thousands of kitsune commited a suicide from grief. It was called in our history as a "Rain of red tears".
Since that time, we are stricly forbidden of marrying a human. The consequences are drastic.
I hope I helped!
How old is the average Youkai Fox? And an elder one?
It looks same to me
what the fuck is pic related!?
Try in the mountains. Kitsune love wandering around deep woods and mountains.
it me geg
Kitsune are mythological creatures, and Furries are degenerates. it's pretty clear to me
Humans are not capable of using magic, so you cannot do really anything.
How do I acquire eternal life so I can spend it with a kitsune?
We do not give away our children to humans. It would be silly.
Would any Human ever have the pleasure of meeting one of your kind again?
Or are we doomed to the lonely self destructive fate left by our ancestors.
This entire thread is probably the gayest thing I've ever seen on Yea Forums and that includes a laundry list of shit that'd make the most cock-thirsty faggot blush
thats a WOLF girl you goddamn lying fuk
Can I hang myself in your forest?
What about hermits?
eh, Text roleplay vs being an irl furry.
this is the equivalent of playing a coop zork or learning some lore from a game
It is a knowledge I do not posses. But if I find out, I will tell you someday!
>Imagine living thousands of years and your beloved human partner dies within 60 years
>They could not stand loss of their beloved one
>Thousands of kitsune commited a suicide
But what if I find a lost one, can I adopt it then?
Hello human.
At this very moment humans are left to no future. You make so much pain to each other. Hundreds of years of war and misery.
Kitsune are watching. Perhaps at the end of time, we will intervene. Who knows.
>imagine kitsune
Are you some kind of weeb degenerate boy
The pictures I attach are quite random. I made a research and found out which kind of pictures please humans here.
Please do not do that human. We are still yet to find where your souls travel after death.
>please humans here
> isn't posting more degenerate shit
>fake kitsune is fake
I just like Japanese mythology
To the Yama for judgement as far as I know
I hope that someday you will find Christ.
My apologies human!
I must have made mistakes in my research... I still try to study human nature.
Please give it back to the nearest forest. We will take care of her from there.
Thank you!
Nicee! one Elon Musky..
Hopefully, cant live on this planet no more.
Do you like Jazz music?
Yeah, your forest is probably full of hanging body already.
Human music is amusing in general. However, I am really into rock music!
can you go back to /x?
It is a depressing view, however we kitsune are used to death. It is an element of the cycle.
How can I be friends with one of you if I don't live in Japan?
Kitsune are actually all over the world. Try your luck and walk around deeper forests, swamps and mountains and maybe you will encounter one. However it is highly improbable because we tend to avoid humanity.
Why do you have a computer why does your internet connect to are internet how do you find this place are you a neet
>all over the world?
There's different types?
Hello there.
I am in a division called KuroKitsune, which serves as somewhat a spy. I use an illusion magic to live between humans and study them. You would not tell the difference if you saw me.
Therefore I am at one of the hotels in Osaka. They have a pc and an internet connection. By the way, your human inventions are amazing.....
Do not try to look for me.
What's something about humans you don't understand or would like to ask?
want me to visit you? i'll be in 大阪 in a couple of days.
Yeah. Since Edo, we decided to expand from Japan to other countries and continents.
To answer your next question. Yes, there is a black-skinned Kitsune.
Yes hello to you as well
So you are stuck gathering information from societies bottom of the barrel here
>I use an illusion magic
>You would not tell the difference if you saw me
I have my great grandfathers camera and a set of very particular skills passed down through generations
>I am at one of the hotels in Osaka
>By the way, your human inventions are amazing
You are about to see how amazing they are
Do not try and run
Yes. I don't understand human violence. You have been on this planet much shorter than us, yet you spilled much more blood.
It is something I cannot comprehend.
You don't visit a kitsune. It is a kitsune who decided to visit you, young human.
We're an angry bunch. If someone has something we want, we get angry. If we don't understand something, we're filled with anger. Hell when we see anger we sometimes get angry.
I wish it was different buddy.
Ooo... A kitsune hunter? You are more than welcomed to try.
it's because of our short life spans, we crave more because there is so little time to have, and we because we have such little time, it's hard to learn and pass on our knowledge.
we are changing, inventing, surviving, surely eternal creatures such as youraelf have seen our improvement.
I wish it was too. The behavior like this is highly destructive. And eventually humanity as a race can vanish, because of their own selfishness.
Hello Kitsune-sama. I am a follower of the shinto faith, and i want to ask a simple question. How do i make an offer to the Kitsune that (hopefully) live near me?
i meant the shrine, of course.
i could even throw a couple of those round, flat metallic things, you know.
Hello dear human. If you want to make a safe offering to a kitsune, grab a small pouch and fill it with rice and tofu. You can throw in some coffee beans too and something you consider valuable. Tie it up and throw it to the river. We will find it, you can be sure. Just the river needs to be in a distance if civilisation signs.
Have you interacted with this cutie? And how do I do about getting my own kitsune waifu who's willing to spoil me?
Thanks for the reply, what about other youkai tho (I'd stay away from kappa since they just want to eat ass literally) and about my other question regarding literature?
Hello human.
Well, I do not recognize this kitsune and I explained before why you cannot marry one. However, if you don't value your life, you can get raped by a kitsune. It is a way we suck off spiritual power from human. Not all of the kitsune do that though.
>black-skinned kitsune
Oh God no.
I cannot say for othet yokai young human, because every spiritual creature in the woods is different.
Literature... Nothing comes to my mind. But maybe Handbook of Japenese Mythology by Michael Ashkenazi?
Lady Kumiho, i'm the guy who asked for the offering. Is there a reason for rice or coffe? Also, will this be our last chance to talk to you (or one of your kind)?
how can i signal that i'm willing to give my lifeforce to kitsunes
Hello again, human.
There is a really specific reason for these kind of seeds. Rice is heavily connected with Earth, it carries Earth's life and pain. The same ingredients that makes up our planet, help rice growing. It helps us in our rituals and offered rice has a strong spiritual power inside.
Fear not, I will appear again. I was told to gather information on humans and interact with them anonymously. I know how troublesome your life is, therefore I am more than happy to make it better.
Naturally, some day I will need to say goodbye when my mission come to an end.
Dear human, I can assure you, kitsune are picky. They prefer humans with a strong will of life.
well shit, can i at least exchange a little bit of life force for headpats, my will to live is as strong as my love for fox girls
>can't marry kitsune.
Guess I'll just marry Okami then
Then a paranoid fuck like me has a chance. Awesome.
I want to have sexual intercourse with a magical fox.
What happens when a kitsune falls in love with human culture and indulgences in it (video games, movies, internet, books, etc.)?
I see you too are a man of culture. uwu
Headpats are good for the soul
Do you know this place?
Uhmm... This place, I mean. I'm too tired to be posting.
This manga is so fucking wholesome. So glad it finally got an anime next montj.
Another clue
Here's one of your cousins from Hokkaido.
What does marijuana do to you guys
Another shot of same one just chillin' on the banks of the river next to the bomb ass onsen I was at.
One more clue
Hello Human,
Let us just say, that from a sexual intercourse with a kitsune, nothing good comes for a human.
Priestess, bless my heart as I did not expect so many answers from you. I will try to answer all of you one by one, humans!
How do I go about creating/maintaining a shrine?
That is an interesting case, human.
You know, not a lot of kitsune have the chance of knowing a human culture and traditions too well, mostly because our race isolation.
I was the one to be chosen to do so and I will probably be a victim of such a thing. Kitsune like these are usually ostracized by our society. On your terms, we would call them "nerds".
However, your world is a really magical place... Except lack of real magic, of course, hehe.
What happens to ostracized kitsunes?
Could it be... Inari Shrine in Fushimi? Or is it Chuo-ku?
Kitsune do not use human drugs.
It's funny because I was actually at Fushimi Inari and there are no foxes to be seen at all.
Instead the place is crawling with cats.
I am curious about this too
Glad they did not bite you!
Fushimi! The first one is from the top. Too many stairs!
I'm going to Japan soon how to make friends pls
You need to have a tori gate. It is an actual portal between your world and the spiritual world.
The shrine must be all in stone, no metals, no wood.
All four corners of the shrine must have a Yin-Yang sign to preserve balance.
It needs to have a water source and prepare to grow a lot of rice.
It is a ton of work and I am certainly no expert to that.
They are usually forbidden of entering the shrines and attending the meetings or marriages.
Also, they are often bullied by other kitsune, being called as a 'human slut'.
It's not man made drug.
It's just like coffee beans and rice. It grows in the ground. That what I'll put in the bag, big bag of weed.
Keep in mind that these shrines are not our work. These are human construct.
I am actually amazed, how much in your culture we are portrayed.
How can I maintain a relationship with a kitsune without breaking her heart when I die
In Japan, you don't "make friends". Friendship comes by its own.
how do kitsunes deal with mental health issues if they even have any?
That is something even I do not know, dear human.
Hello Human.
Hmm... The closest I could describe is that we usually in "difficult times" move on a pilgrimage. To a far away lands, to snowy mountains, forests without an end. We revalue everything we have on these journeys.
;-;
I've got the deep fried tofu, a bear trap, a dog cage, a pair of handcuffs, some tranquilizers, and a box of KY jelly.
Together we can catch and rape all the woodland creatures
a fox servant?
SHOW ME YOUR FRILLY PANTIES YOU BIG TITTY BITCH
Would your kind ever consider a romantic relationship with a human? You don't have to marry them, so I no problems with it. They're even portrayed in some of our media.
Sounds like some crazy commie nonsense o3o
Gib friends
Human, I adore your confidence, but the woods hide much more secrets, than any of the human can endure.
See
, brother.
They can't marry us because of love, which would go along with romanticism
Human, I am no servan to anyone.
Please show some respect.
Dear humans,
I literally cannot imagine losing a lover. 100 years in a kitsune world is a blink. We do not perceive time as you do. It is impossible to imagine, how does it feel if you lose someone, who you love with your whole soul.
>o3o
genkou?
I will find a kitsune and I will find a way to be by her side forever!
Many have tried in the past.
It always ended with a completely devastated heart of a kitsune.
You cannot trick death.
This makes me sad, but at least I can admire you from afar.
If kitsune are real then there has to be a way, I will become a kami if I have to
In some future when we could transfer our brains into computers or have other ways of prolongued existance/immortality, would you trade somone's biological humanity for their preserverance?
If a human technology will be capable to do that - yes! I would sacrifice everything just to be with my partner for eternity.
I have been thinking about it and I came to the conclusion that humans do not understand the concept of eternity. Human teenagers use to say "Forever together" and it makes me smile.
Eternity is not 10 years. It is not 100 years. It is not milion of years. It is always. Forever. It never ends. Kitsune when married to each other are truly forever together.
ouch
Are there more female kitsune to males? I would hope you have men.
I guess the better question is, do you reproduce?
No sorry user owo
Sounds familiar though
We do have kitsune males. However, it is true that majority of the kitsune are female in proporition 30:70.
In kitsune society, we have marriages, almost like humans. When two kitsune marry each other, they perform an old ritual, which ends with a specific event.
You know these days, where at the same time there is sun shining and rain raining? Humanity named that phenomenon 'Kitsune no Yomeiri'. A fox's wedding. And it has a reason.
A ritual is a really old magic capable of manipulating weather.
We also have sex with each other like humans.
What's the worst thing that can happen if I make love to a kitsune
You can die a painful death, human.
can you go into detail?
im going to kill myself soon, please reincarnate me as a mushroom in your forest, thanks
How do I go about getting/creating a Shintai, and is that what should be stone or the entire shrine surrounding it?
Kitsune, if she's not holding back will drain your life energy from your orgasm. Our aura makes a human orgasm 100 times stronger, releasing a lot of energy we can feed on.
It usually means a horrible, painful death for a human.
What are some taboos that you have? Like we have racial taboos and sex taboos.
Do any of your kind ever go out and seduce humans for sexual purposes? I'm assuming the nerds do.
I regret asking for details, never knew I wanted this
That's exactly how I want to go out so that's fine with me
The entire shrine. There mustn't be any other material, because stone is the best contractor when it comes to life energy and spiritual magic. A different material could make it unstable, being it unable to be a really kami shrine.
Well, in kitsune society there are a lot of bad kitsune too. They usually feel the satisfaction of seducing humans and raping them to death. In addition, human life energy helps us grow in power. One of the condition of growing an additional tail after years of experience is possessing a fresh life power, best if sucked from a living being.
We have a lot of taboos concerning activities with other yokai. I have heard that some of the kitsune are fond of werewolves.
Please humans, value your life. You live on this world much shorter than we do.
I do value my life, that's why I want to dedicate it to my love for fox girls
My whole life I've dreamed of having a foxgirl. Why not go out doing what I love? I value life but for that opportunity it would be worth it.
tits or gtfo
Fuck is this roleplay bullshit?
Where you belong.
I don't value my life and I don't want to value it. It's like a free trial of a barely holding together, not well enough develeoped game. It isn't a fun buggy mess like it was 200 years ago and it's not a complex and interesting system like it's going to become 200 years later. It's all just "developing" phase and I hate it all. Fucking blow my brains out, I don't want to see this same bullshit anymore.
Life is however, dear sad humans much more than you claim it to be. Do not rely on one thing, describing your life. Do not value yourself based on your failuries - they also, define who you really are.
There are thousands of people to meet, thousands of places to see and thousdands of memories to make. You don't have much time, therefore try to use it. As much as you are able to.
There's nothing more than I'd like to do than travel and meet new people and see places. Instead we have to waste our lives away making money that we may never get to use.
I will marry a sexy fox lady anyway
Do kitsune have the concept of being 'poor"?
I, also, was once in life in a hard situation, where I rather doing something else. But I needed to endure that.
It is important to carve a target for yourself and an estimate time of completion. It doesn't matter if it takes you a year, two or five. The thing is, as long as you have dreams and strategy, there is a posibility that something will eventually change.
We do, dear human.
But we are never truly poor, as we value different things in our life.
We work hard in our lives to eat the fruit of this labor after. I think our worlds don't differ that much in that case.
I wanna fondle your titties.
Don't you die only if you are killed?
Does every kitsune expect to get killed eventually? What about suicide?
Has a kitsune ever committed suicide to be with her human lover after he/she has died?
How exactly do kitsune work?
Hello human,
Yes, we die only if we are killed.
Every one of us have at the back of his head a thought that we may someday be murdered or die in accident. But we live long enough to not care about death. A kitsune can commit a suicide.
Yes, there was a case. I described it before.
We have a pretty simple, but organized society. Some of us care about food from the woods, some of us take care of the shrines. Some of us study humans... We do not have money. We exchange goods and services equally between each other.
Can you have a relation with a sexy succubus like me?
can I trade a little bit of lifeforce for something, also what does lifeforce actually imply
>We exchange goods and services equally between each other.
Exchange or distribute?
Also do you have a leader?
tfw I've already had loli kitsuna sex more times than I care to admit (in my fap bank)
Hallo there
Would you guys ever consider doing adult work for humans? At least in a way that doesn't compromise yourselfs.
At what age is a kitsune eligible for marriage and lewds?
how do i leave this world and go to yours it must be better than this
also, how long do the fox folk live?
>how do i leave this world and go to yours it must be better than this
Not him/her but you're living in it they occupy the same place as you humans do it's not like they are aliens
> how long do the fox folk live?
Very long it's almost unheard of one dying of old age (it can happen but it's kind of voluntarily) they are more likely to die by disease or being killed by greedy humans (eating the meat of a Youkai is said to turn you immortal, it doesn't you die a pretty gruesome death)