Voice request thread

shutupyoubotbitchretardidiotstupidfuckingcunt

Rate my singing

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Who knew saying "you're already dead" can be seductive. Huh.

Op. How would you seduce a guy you like verbally. Give me your best shot (dirty talk in this case)

Or you could just ask her to moan dude

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Say you're a piece of subhuman trash. ;)

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winky winky

Thank you so much. That was actually really nice. Im sure you are a good judge of character :)

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"daddy please fuck my pink boi pussy and suck my feminine penis please please please please"

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Same guy here.

Have op ever considered dubbing anime or being a voice actress?

Wierd daddy/big guy strap on fetish but okay
Your moan is...well not really a moan but still pretty good. . um.. Heavy breathing hahaha

You have a nasally voice but still seductive.

Say
Bigi Pizdi

Can you sing and play a full song? it sounds rlly good

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OP pls say as many of these as you can.

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i have no idea why, but combination of red/crimson and black is fucking glorious.

also white hair + red eyes.

Can you please say
“I love you, jake”

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here

I knew it. Well is there anything i can call you. Ok. Im just gonna call you strap-on chan

Kek. You have a yt channel i can sub?

Heyyy your post got a lot of traction now.

>is there by any chance your name is Maya?

That was kind of you. Thanks.

Op please say "yanush"

Say
"Ah razumem tako sam i mislio umalo da me nadmudris ali pametniji sam od tebe"

Are you a trap? A transsexual? Would appreciate your response in audio.

As a trap

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Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

shit wrong reply

A trap that hates traps. Sounds about right. Good cover.

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you're welcome im happy to please.

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Say pls
"Jain is gay glory to Israel!"

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Give us a real moan

yeh give us a real moan

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Diamond guy here. A for effort.

cvnka strap-on sama. This is my thread. You can see me. Hurry b4 it 404

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If you could do a reading of this, you’d cement yourself into Yea Forums history—you’d be a fucking legend.
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

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fucking rip

"Gonna cry piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?"

vlassic

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there you go nigga

i dig it

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Oh shit it did hahaha guess you'll never see me...

Root cvnka strap-on yt femanon op

>Winks both eyes

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This sounds really good dude. wth
ty-ty for taking the time to do it.

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go be a transvestite somewhere else

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die away bot retard

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can you sing this

It's called a blink, dumbo. ;-; smh

My name is Clara and I love hentai

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who doesnt love hentai tbh

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"i hereby confess to murderingand kidnapping Danielle Imbo and Richard Petrone and wish to be immediately persecuted"

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Oh no please don't push that custard pie into my face, I just finished my make-up!

It's easy. It's like blinking with one eye, but at the same time lmfao

Here's me btw, this hat has 2 things, clover for Yea Forums and 'murica

>i came here to fap, instead i'm gaining a friend

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Say: "Drevolious won't let ants bother him he walks over them towards his dream, fools who oppose him have a death wish. " In a serious/cute voice

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Also you can just read my thread in the archives later 794857406

Say "Piranha Plant loves you, Krek."

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
SEND TO THE FBI
GET FUCD YOU DUMB TRANNY
fbi.gov/wanted/kidnap

Yeah, cause that will work.. Dumbass.

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it will sure cause you trouble...
proxy power

Amphetamine, NIGGA I want my shit NOW or I'm snitching to dant and imi! Loud angry voice

Nigga that aint me.

Nah, if you're here rn, it's not only friends you'll be making, you dumb degenerate ;)

Hey can you say "Hey you've reach Isaiah, he's busy fucking me right now, please leave a message"

still true

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or a raptor

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whats wrong with being a degenerate

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Hey can you say "Hey you've reach skay700, he's busy fucking me right now, please leave a message *moans*"

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someone teach me how to moan tbh

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You're good at this! Thanks alot btw!

Sure thing, you know where to reach me.

Nothin, we're all degenerates here :) i for one, is a massive armpitfag

Oh wow thanks. Imagine my gran gran calling and hears that. Kek

>post armpit pics and sideboobs?

Yeah post those sideboobs you dirty slut.

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do i?

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"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

"Imagine not being in the Hudson's bay company, only dumb fags join JESUS and NWC"

I know you would Cvnka root , you're awesome cause you deliver

Im gonna contact you later on yt

Hello,

Can you say : "Matthieu you will become a beautiful girl"

Thank you op

PopEyes customer here. You’ve made me very happy. I really can’t thank you enough.

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cya around!

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You're welcome!

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She's a nig, confirmed.

Say "*Ahem* Everyone I have an announcement to make. *clears throat* FUUUUUUCK JANNIES!!! BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY FUUUUUUCK NIGERS!!!"

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why did jesus sound weird

"im a stupid nigger im a stupid nigger im a stupid nigger"

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idk lol

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wow want my black pussy uwu?

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I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I dont drink
I dont cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna eat where the white folks eat
cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

We dont screw like the white folks do
we just screw til we get through

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white more and more
so i can bitch at the nigger next door

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm glad this tune came along
we done wore out one nigger song.

"Traps are in fact the single straightest things in the known universe according to recent studies"

yo op post your discord

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lmao my voice is dying brb getting a cough drop
also clearly i should pretend im a nigger you guys like this raceplay stuff aparently

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"No, I'm not Drevolious, but he's my master and he's fucking me in the ass while I'm typing this for him. UWU "

ill do this after my cough drop.

Cvnka#6666

Small break while it dissolves in my mouth

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Isaiah here, i, no we, still wanna see those armpits and pussy tho,slutgirl

Come one cvnka,deliver

Say using a jewish american accent "O-Oy vey Goyim! The Holocaust was real! I was gassed 6 times myself! We are God's chosen people!"

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aallll wrooooong
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nigga dont act like anyone actually knows that shit

ok Yea Forums
who knows that shit?

Still sucking on this hecking cough drop. Sorry for the delay.

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Don't apologize you dumb slut, jesus christ.

me

Don't post to yourself you fascist fuck.

You be sucking on that cough drop now

But deep down you wanna suck everyone in this thread, dontcha strap on bwuhahaha

>be me
>browse Yea Forums
>not knowing Johnny Rebel

Wtf OP you not gonna do it

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Dick, don't samefag me.

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im not re-doing it :p

s-sorry

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hi hi only doing a few more requests, respond to this post to get your last requests in

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be a slut, slut

Wow, so convincing..

"Traps are in fact the single straightest things in the known universe according to recent studies"

You'd like that dontcha? You don't have to decide if you're a slut, you already are submissive af. All you gotta do is show us.

Imagine, your mouth sucking me off while other anons here take turns on your pussy, like a meat booth, you'd like that don't you

Now be a god slut and show it to your daddies

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i use my right to request and pledge against, this dont do it

Not OP but I still hope this convinces some closeted faggots

Make sexual moans and say "Paul please put your dick in my sweet sweet loli pussy"

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i guess i could take a timestamp and start whoring instead of talking.. idk if thats what people want though.

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Dropped the link like a retard lmao
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Why not both?

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only doing 1-2 more itss getting harder to talk lol

"Katie, I love you!"

start whoring, it's exactly what people want, am I right anons?

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hmm probably make a new thread if i do that though

This is amazing. Love it.

Hahaha i almost choked when you say degenerate, its sounds like vinaigrette. Kek

Ofc you don't actually do it like fr. Just send nudes and requests here ;P

>i low key love your voice cause it's like my own, eternally clogged nose in a cool way

Might be unusual but.. I'm a bit desperate.. Any words of encouragement for someone with strong pedophilic attractions that's constantly struggling to be a decent human and not give in to temptations? I've been extremely depressed over it lately and I honestly can't afford mental help considering I barely afford food. I've been struggling a lot lately with these desires, more than usual lately and I'm terrified of them.

"dumbass nigga huh? want die nigga bitch nigga? drevolious is my homie so dont talk shit about my bitch nigga... "(Angry voice and do it like that without proper grammar please!)

Idk I just figure maybe hearing a human voice with thoughts or advice or encouragement will help? The human voice has always had a massive effect on me and I can't exactly tell others irl about this..

I don't care who does it, but I want somebody to recite this in the most badass voice they can possibly muster

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!

can you say: ching chong bingbong motherfucker dingdong?''

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kk my voice is now dead. no more requests sorry friendss.

Feel free to add me on discord if you like.
Cvnka#6666 I'll be doing another thread tommorow

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Post the thread number here

Lets gooooo do it come on, have to rest that voice

I'd be ok with anyone doing this, I just want this to be done

Not OP but I also have pedophilic attractions. It fucking sucks user. I have tried to kill myself multiple times but once I found out my brother tried to rape my sister I was crushed. If it weren't for her asking me to be there for her while she was going through therapy I know for sure this time I would have gone through and ended my life. For the first time ever I feel needed more than ever and that's what's kept me going as of right now. Hope you feel better soon user

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Thanks.. just even that little bit is a vast improvement from nothing. I wish you luck too in your temptations.

Fucking hell... at least you have an anchor that's keeping you from both offing yourself and acting on these desires (assuming the sister was underage). I hope she is doing better now though. I sure as hell aren't...

Well idk about that, mines a milder case tho. My head voice is actually higher than my actual voice (like i get always shocked when i hear my recorded voice, its so diff)

Some days i have clear nose. But when dust or any allergens hit it, id go to a sneezing fit for hours

Id honestly choose a sticky snot than an irritating runny nose with water consistency

Can you say “Cameron the stupid dirty nigger said to the barber. Just fuck my shit up fam. now poor cameron is being bullied for being a stupid jew cunt”

if you can say "hoo what the fuck are you doing" i'l gladly keep it in a usb drive somewhere as collector mate

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