All right Yea Forums, I'm giving this one last try before I call it a day. I tried to do an AMA on reddit...

All right Yea Forums, I'm giving this one last try before I call it a day. I tried to do an AMA on reddit, but it didn't generate the amount of questions it should.

I think that this Yea Forums's community is actually made out of people who might have a bit more to ask, I still have time dedicated to fulfilling an AMA so I'm here.
I'd like to start this by prefacing the fact that I cannot provide proof of my identity, and I really don't think it matters who I am. If the mods want to contact me, that's fine.


I think there have been a few other instances of this type of event happening, if you are interested I'm sure you'll be able to find more.


My "thesis" to you is very simple- I understand the meaning of life. Not just know, I understand the meaning of what we call life. I'll try to create a username for privacy reasons, although I do not use VPN because I do not wish to be made absolutely anonymous, should anyone really look into the person behind these words, my guess is you won't have to find hard.
I have no intention of hiding, and I think the community of Reddit is the perfect platform for such a thing.
How do I know the meaning of life? Does it really matter?

How can you know if I can be trusted? You don't. If my answers make sense to you, that's great. If they don't, it's okay, take what you can from this.

What questions can I answer? Anything you'd like to know about the mechanics behind life, the universe, god, our purpose, aliens, illuminati, the families you call "elite", our planet, etc.

Am I going to answer your question? If I see that it means something to you, and knowing the answer will help you, then I will try to answer.
If there are plenty of questions, I'll try to answer the best ones in my opinion, given the time I have.

Who am I? I'm just a foreigner here.
Are you still reading?
Ask me. Even if I'm some crazy delusional guy, Yea Forums is for entertainment right? So entertain yourself.

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where do lolis fit in all this?

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Post your dick and balls

What is life OP?

Life is about being good, user. Try a bit more personal next time and I'll probably give you a better response. Good luck!

Why share your knowledge if you know life is ultimately meaningless? You won't gain anything

I like that, user. However, the good thing about Life is that it has a very clear meaning, and that Life doesn't care whether you think it's meaningless. It just is. Good luck!

Why do black people always call each other "Monica"?

Is God GOOD OP?

So what is its meaning and how did you reach that conclusion?

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Another direct question deserves another direct answer-
By using your word, "God" is infinite good, however what you call good is not what "Good" really is. Try more personal. Good luck!

General question gets a general answer- the meaning of our Life here is to be "good". Try a question that would make sense to you personally. Good luck!

So how did you reach that conclusion, if you're so certain you must have proof

For those born into serious misfortune, abused, neglected, gone into adulthood as a mix of bad childhood baggage, and spend most of their adult life trying to figure out how to basic function as an adult and in society...

I mean we'll never really get to where someone who wasn't treated as we were in life will be. We'll never be happy like them, and some of the things done to us will stay with us for life.

What's the point? I mean it literally feels like the "why are we here, just to suffer" meme. Spend a whole life digging ourselves out of the shithole we were born into only to end up at best where a normal person started their adult life as a fresh HS grad, already old, saddled with debt, maybe a family, etc.

can you write 'happy birthday john' on your leg for me

Trips of truth! And the reply was garbage. You have done it, user.

You have defeated redditfag.

Do men make their own destiny, or does the cosmic void play a balancing act?

What measure of good are we talking here?
>I just gave a hobo a Big Mac good, or it's good you didn't shoot all the store clerks?

You know user, that was a really heartfelt question, or monologue. I had to turn off my music to really focus on what you're trying to say here. Let me tell you that I'll give you a good answer, because this is a good question, personal and intimate. BUT my answer might not resonate with anyone else EXCEPT you.

You have to realize two things:

1. Those who are born in misery and abuse, being bullied in school, have accumulated vast amounts of suffering in their lives.

2. This is the perfect opportunity for you, though, because one of the rules of the thing you call Life is, the more you suffer, the better your potential is.

3. Entertain me for a second- imagine that the more you suffer, the bigger your potential gets. Imagine a game, a game like Diablo 3. You've played it at least once right?

4. You get a weapon with a damage output of 1000 per second. That's what the screen shows you. This is the only thing you see at this very moment, your 1000 dps weapon. You go into battle TODAY and see that there are people with a 500 dps weapon (which in this world could be 3rd world countries), there's players with 100 dps weapons (which here could be African starving children), and then there's you.

5. Just 1000 dps, but hey, you're a bit better than those noobs with 100 dps sticks right?

6. However, you start to see people with 1500 dps swords which hit much harder than yours, and you say to yourself- "GEEZ that guy got lucky in the game".

Part 1 of 2

7. What if I told you, just entertain this for a second, that your weapon can roll different every time you strive to achieve it. The more you finish a greater rift, the higher your chance of obtaining this weapon.

8. Hear me out, you with me still? Good. You're smiling, aren't you?

9. Your weapon can roll from 800-2000. BUT you need to grind it out, fella.

10. You need to grind the GRs until you get another one, which might be 800, but it might be 2000.

11. So why, user, are you worried that you only got 1000dps and others have 1500dps swords, when BECAUSE you got this roll, this weapons in your hands (which represents your life), has dropped for you with stats from 800-2000.

12. Go, grind it out, see yourself with a 2000 sword, or stay where you are, by saying the words you just told me and this board. It's your choice, user. Good luck!

A void can't 'play' anything, let alone be cognizant of actions, contemplate the impact, then miraculously counteract each action with a proper action of itself.

If you believe God exists, then seek out truth.

If the meaning of life is being "good", explain what you mean by that. How can a person be good? What things do you have to do? Why is that your reasoning?

I like this one as well. user, too general pal, but you'll get there.

Men and women make their destiny in different ways, there's a reason men are men and women are women, along with all character and animal traits common with the two genders. Don't dwell on destiny and genders though- there's only 2 of them, and there's only 1 destiny, which you'll never fully grasp.

In regards to being good the big mac way- sure, try to do that. But then try to reeeally listen to your heart, and do good. Good luck!

so whats the point in this shit thread? i tried to read your bs but it didnt go anywhere

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How can something as subjective as being good be applied to finding an objective meaning to life?

I have a couple.
What is the meaning of life ?
Are aliens real ? And if so what do they look like and where ?
What or who is god ?

user, I know only some of the Truth, but what you call truth, is something else. However, it really doesn't matter whether you believe in anything or not. If something is there, it will continue to be there, right pal? If it isn't there in the first place, why should it be there, yeah?

So stop wasting your time writing me this reply, and go out there and seek the truth yourself. Good luck!

>I understand the meaning of life
Life has no meaning save the one the individual gives it. The meaning of YOUR life would not be the meaning of mine. Your cancer is guaranteed to get (you)'s though. Sage goes in every field.

You sound like a gnostic, OP.

See, user, I really like your question here pal. It's general but personal for you at the same time. So, entertain this possibility for me please:
You know that good is a subjective term, yes? Yes.
You know that life is objective yes? Yes.

However, you are not correct. Life is just as subjective as Good, and Good is just as objective as Life, in more ways than you can imagine. You just have to try and figure the top two sentences out. When they start to resonate with you, you'll know you're on the right path. Good luck!

>Full of yourself
>Rejected by Reddit and runs here
>Think we care about your identity
>Make poor attempt at seeming important
>Offer advice expected to be humurous
>Actually role-play your shitty backstory
>Provide advice and insight worse than daily horoscopes

Kys

I plan to become the greatest man in history and so far the biggest thing I can think of is defeating God in hand to hand combat. OP, do you think this is a good step and if not what would you suggest.
Also, would you agree that some people are born on a "special path" as in their actions are not so much predetermined but their very being is determined to be great so their actions hold greater impact on the course of things?
And congrats if you can answer this

See, user, in your hate you actually said something that is completely true. The meaning of MY life is different from the meaning of YOURS. That doesn't mean Life, as Life, does not have a meaning. You are contradicting yourself, and I hope you get rid of that hate man.

Listen, fellas, I know we can say anything, but you hardly realize the consequences of your spoken and written "words". Keep that in mind, and since I DO understand the impact, I'll say this- let's not swear here and let's not wish people ill. Trust me, just don't :)

We have to figure it out? Why not enlighten us with the truth and save us the trouble? Sounds to me like you're just tripping balls and wanted to sound philosophical

Exactly, I don't see why I should keep reading this any further if OP fails to prove what he says

Not OP, thank God, but the last part of your message is something I have come to believe over the past years.

I think I grok what you're saying. I've played D3 but I dropped it before rifts and other post-release content became a thing. Tried playing it through with my kid once but he just wasn't feeling it.

Problem I see is that I'm 90% occupied with brokenly keeping up with the day's activities, and get maybe a 1-3% opportunity for recuperative efforts. Being so broken, I cannot sacrifice that or my baggage causes me to act out and malfunction.

I don't have time to grind AND competently keep up with things, I sheerly out of how busy I am slowly grow and raising kids themselves has healed some trauma, grown some skills. But at the end of the day I look around at all that needs to be done and its clear I'm fucked.

Every week or two my wife will be reading news and come across an article about this or that and realize that my tough, strong facade hides how fucked I am, and she doesn't resent me for it but is shocked that I made it to adulthood with all my teeth, (thousands of work done and months work building proper habits everyone else takes for granted) or she begins to understand the self neglect on how I can cook food for everyone but myself, or why I'm so comfortable socializing but really prefer to stay in the house, or any number other factors.

Her realizing comes with compassion but it also means now there is visibility on the issues at hand. In some arenas it takes it from her adding stress to a region where I have no development into support. In other areas she knows I can grow and increases stress because she sees it as something I should be doing.

Full disclosure, coming up in an abusive, neglectful home I have natively acquired some of the skills you are claiming to have via obfuscation here. I learned to read people, see pain, be able to say comforting or charismatic things on the fly. I have had about 15 young men dependent on me for general sorting out their life, pre-jordan peterson but same basics.

I like what you're getting at OP. It's nice because even if you're not giving people specifics, you're spreading positive vibes with this thread.

I'm just wondering how I can keep getting more knowledge for the things I love. I always seem to spend my time on things that distract and numb me. I wish I spent more time actualizing the version of myself I admire. It's become depressing.

Anons, I need to take a couple hour break at least, I have to run some errands. I won't be answering questions for a while, but listen, hey, do me a favor, yeah? Go ahead and just don't respond to this thread if you don't have a meaningful question for you, trust me it's for your own good. Just don't write anything or sage it. Let it die. See you around, maybe.

As for your question, user-

I won't answer the first bit because you know that's nonsense.
Your actual question, the one with the ? at the end, however, I like a bit more.

I do not agree that people are born on a special path, at least the way you're thinking about it. The reality is simpler- free will exists in the most full way you can imagine. You're free to forge your own life, and trust me, the extent to which you can succeed or fail, is entirely up to you and a bit to what I call "Karma" (not the same as your meaning for karma). You can be a genius of a generation, and a dead-by-od-20-year-junkie just the same. Good luck!

I'm a young man

Wanna sort me out?;)

>You know that good is a subjective term, yes? Yes.
>You know that life is objective yes? Yes.
He's found Shangri Lautism

What motivates you to "enlighten" people on /b?

Why should I be?

Also, why are you a faggot who has nothing better to do?

Do you want to see my ball sack ?

hard drugs

>cont
But those dudes I thought I was helping myself through helping them, it was just helping my ego by me feeling like I've done some great good in giving them platitudes.

Using videogame references, and asking if I am smiling, that's capitalizing on the very cheapest aspects and using your ego to guide instead of your bank of predictable responses people may have, which implies you need more practice.

Understanding that you're basically doing cold reading here combined with just low-tech people-watching psych understanding, I still ask from you because I both need to rubberduck, and genuine curiosity.

You see, your pain as well comes through in your replies and shows your needs, and in some of that I can of course see myself which in term helps loneliness and the sense of futility. I have a feeling there are more of us out there than we can ever know, these broken, borderline sociopathic but mostly harmless breed.

I had to stop years ago legitimately helping people as some were just outright leeches. Calling me all hours of the day, getting pissy when I was busy, not talking to me for months before calling me or emailing me or messaging me online out of the blue to dump about how their wife was a dragonkin etc.

A void call do all sorts of things to the psyche. You don't seem to understand the world.

tl;dr
look guys i took a few tabs and read a budhist "how to life " post on facebook and now i want to garner some attention on net to make me feel important cuz u know i understand life

Your looking for user.

If you're capitalizing life in certain instances and then not in others than you have a different connotation of it depending on the circumstance. In general, life would have no meaning if you can't affect another's destiny since we can never control free will. People are free to choose. That means the outer lives that surround us have no meaning.

He called out someone for spreading what he called hate which true or not will only cause offense. Those aren't positive vibes.

Alright so I think I get it
>Act enlightened
>When people ask for evidence just say "it's subjective" or "ask something important to you (Because I know better than you what matters to you, obviously) and when you don't feel like answering questions say you're going to run errands
Well done OP, you wasted all of our time, so I guess you succeeded

My personal philosophy has always been "the purpose of life is to find purpose". I like it because it fills a rather large area of ideologys.

One man who is "good" may spend his time working for charity, picking up trash where he may find it, and helping out random people.
He may think that the more good he does the better the world will be. That's his purpose.

To contrast, you may have another who enjoys murder, who is a bit of a sadist, and likes to manipulate as many as he can. He finds his gratitude in prying the very "life" from people. That is his purpose.

Then you have the people who say they have no meaning. This puts them right back at square one.

My question is why is being "good" the only way?

>P.S. Once you found purpose you can change you meaning of life accordingly.

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How about your personal philosophy be to do well and be well. There's no need to extend it beyond that.

Okay Ms.fritz, ima bout to head out

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Free will is real.

We all have different attributes and situations.

Some are born as asshole princes that have immense power without their own effort.

Some people are born in poverty but become self-made millionaires.

To some degree we all encounter chance. We also make a choice of effort.

In the Bible God makes it clear that he specifically chooses certain people for specific tasks, whether they perform it or not (see the books of Jonah and Jeremiah).

there is no free will

Go back to your Depak Chopra videos on how reality and atoms are conciousness, and deny the fact laws of physics and neuroanatomy litterally denies any change of free will

Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole and down your throat?

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Even the non porn threads on Yea Forums are pointlessly boring and gay as fuck the mods should just delete the the whole entirety of Yea Forums

I'm glad you chose to tell us these things instead of eating Cheetos during your bate session

What can we possibly do with infinity?

implying there are cheetos where I live
not everywhere is america retard, just confirms you retards love pseudo science

Why don't white people care when black people are the victims of police brutality or discrimination?

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because its an over inflated and sensationalised statistic

and black disproprtianatly do more crime than the rest of the population

Over inflated and sensationalized statistic. You know you could just admit that you're racist, Cletus? Wouldn't that be easier? Just admit it's code for racism.

Im pretty sure he ment any cheese snack stop trying to sound smart your on Yea Forums

again, i dont live in the US, and cletus is just another sterotype for a redneck, nice double standard there tard

>stop trying to sound smart
the fagggot OP litteraly says he knows the meaning to life

But black people of commit more crimes
Im black its just the truth

I wasn't responding to op tho

thats nice

do