I have created a delicacy now, named it the Vegan Dream:

I have created a delicacy now, named it the Vegan Dream:
It contains
-mushrooms/shrooms
-salvia salad
-worms
-cockroaches
-grasshoppers
-various other insects.

No animal meat in it, but loaded with valuable nutrients, and tasty.

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awesomeness

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More worms pease!

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Insects and other invertibrates are alive, therefore they are animals.

No, insects are not animals.

And plants are alive too.

insects, worms etc are absolutely animals

Well, scientists agreed that:
animal means a vertebrate animal, and includes a mammal, bird, reptile, amphibian and fish, but does not include a human being.

so this means that you can eat human then.

Insects are animals
Mushrooms are not plants.

Yes thats why semen is vegan

animal means "of the kingdom animalia"

"Animals are multicellular eukaryotic organisms that form the biological kingdom Animalia. With few exceptions, animals consume organic material, breathe oxygen, are able to move, can reproduce sexually, and grow from a hollow sphere of cells, the blastula, during embryonic development."

Agenda 21 at it's finest, here lessers and plebs we can't have you eating meat cuz MUH ENVIRONMENT.

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saged
newfags feel free to take this tasty, tasty animal free bait

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Secondary dish:
-Venus fly trap, well fed
-oyster mushrooms (fed with human flesh)

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Vegans don't eat bugs, dumbass

They are 100% animals

Mushrooms and plants do, anyway

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Jesus son. Your breath must be toxic from eating that garbage

We will add human semen instead of Caviar, thanks for suggesting user!

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Humans are not animals, so Vegans CAN eat human.
Here is our Vegan dessert:

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Mushrooms have complex neurotransmitting systems and their abnofixious fungix-roots. That basically means they're fully comunifectuous beings and are same like any other animal.

Salvia plants are highly intelligent beings too. When they are in danger, they can send signals to other plants about coming threat. Same chemical compounds are produced in them as in our brain, but they have much more complex intercumtus veins with billions and trillions of connections to each other.It's believed they have many answers to the secrets of the universe.

Insects are also animals. So your just fake ''vegan'' and should not post such misinformation. Pathetic.

>in the year 2000 well have flying cars
>2019 I eat bugs on a stick

wow its like eating modern african food except you cooked it

Yea Forums used to be a degenerate cesspool, but it created new, unique content. Now it’s just repetitive garbage.

African's have utilized fire already. They are cooking their mosquito burgers with it.

>vegan
>insects

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> Vegan Dream
> it contains
> various other insects


Being this much a dumbfuck trollfag in 2019 lel