if you post a picture of a cat that isnt OC, unedited, and cute you are a CIA nigger. All these people posting cats that look like celebrities or have slightly altered faces, they are all psyops used to set off sleeper cells and push people into madness.Stop fucking posting that cat that was shopped into looking like ron perlman, ive never seen anything more disturbing despite frequenting gore sites.
If you post a picture of a cat that isnt OC, unedited, and cute you are a CIA nigger...
Noah Reyes
Jace Howard
Actual OC incoming
Lucas Campbell
>imagine being this paranoid and schizophrenic
Jack Hall
I found that my main motivating factor was evading bordedom. Irregardless of what anyone says i can or cant do i just dont want to sit around being bored and a wate of space.
Cameron Moore
you might not be bored anymore but youre still a waste of space.
Bentley King
good cute. just idk whats gonna happen with all these ron perlman cat posters. ruining this site. they already caused mass suicides on /x/
Nathaniel Peterson
Aww cute kittie :3
Alexander White
Thanks. She turns 9 in September.
Jack Perez
They're basically space aliens and inter dimentional child molsters. To put it simple, the moon is covered in dust but what they don't tell you is that it's just all water, and all the Martian bases frequencies are bouncing off the aurora boreal is, back to the moon and its creating a massive subterranean signal for the rest of the alien fleet. Listen is saw a documentary called "the fence" it'll blow your mind, they never finished it. Anyway these extra dimentional cunts, they are everywhere, some call them aliens, some all the ghosts, some call them moos but regardless, they are all CIA niggers
Adrian Cooper
good goy. the space aliens will rape your kin after the child molesters in your government school and office do first.
Bentley Baker
cat
Kevin Cook
I know the kitty is the main focus, but the girl is cute too
Elijah Watson
kot
Nathan Torres
That's a demon, I'm telling you that's not even human these people are not frickin human, god damn space aliens, with their long coats and smart phones, do you expect me to believe that space is even real?
Owen Hernandez
Nah bro she looks psychotic as fuck
Joshua Richardson
i expect you to believe we are more smart phone than people at this point. the shit i see strutting around. only makes me wonder how absolutely disgusting and removed from humanity the ones who dont leave the house are. everyones begging for the brainchip at this point.
Gavin Morales
Just give a fake name, and go fucking nuts. Best sex you'd ever have
Ryan Clark
Jackson Morales
accept feet for payment?
Adrian Kelly
Tbh I was just fucking around, but yeah. Agree kinda. Let's not ruin a wholesome cat thread
Jackson Lewis
its not wholesome anymore. this absoulte faggot posted whatever you call that ^^
Hunter Rivera
Jackson Lopez
my cat in a box
Jacob Cooper
Crazy bitches always follow u though that's the problem, and also they say shit like, "I wish I could cut u open and live inside u" or "i want to rip ur face of and wear it".... Now ain't that some fucked up love
Eli Torres
in what way?
Adam Diaz
Nicholas Ortiz
Away with ur legs man
William Gray
I can see it, there shit going on in her head that isn't right
Dylan Martinez
>man
Cooper Stewart
...
Jose Gomez
Of course it's a man, look at the calves and shit
Leo Thompson
either way i hope she posts more pics cause shes got a soft kind face with a doll nose
Matthew Moore
teespring com/terry-davis-templeos
Nathan Lopez
I mean, as a virgin whose only sexual encounters were extremely one-sided (she'd force me to finger her and never completely reciprocated) and happened before Elliot Rodger's mass killing spree, I'll take what I can get
John James
Fuck, bro I met my first love at 20, don't give me that incel shit, u can do better for ur self keep ur head up and carry on also improve ur self
Eli Baker
I ain't no fucking incel, you fucking retard. I take full blame for my lack of romantic success, I don't blame that shit on things I can't control like my genetics or the behaviors of others. That's all on me.
Alexander Diaz
Right okay but there's no need to call me a retard, I was just trying to help out. Specify, exactly, what advice u need?
Liam Diaz
Sorry for flipping out, dude. Brought up traumatic memories of some faggot who bullied me in high school calling me a school shooter because of all the stereotypes surrounding mass shooters that I apparently fit in his mind.
I just struggle to meet girls where there's mutual romantic interest. Whenever I find myself falling for a classmate of mine, I always find out she's either already taken or isn't interested for whatever other reason, and respond more often than not by just trying to be a friend, but that doesn't always work out. Tinder is out of the question; nobody I know has any success with it that they didn't already have, so most people I know use it for ironic shitposting to a person's face. I actually had a separate thread for advice for my situation. What do?
David Williams
For context on the other thread, because it's about to 404, I basically asked this:
Yea Forumstards who have had sex before, did the girl match your preferences? As a 20 year old virgin, I've always had preferences for:
- Girls roughly my height
- B to C cups
- at least 1 belly button piercing
- musically inclined
Being a music major, that makes the 4th one on the list fairly easy to fulfill, but finding one who fits all 4 is like finding a goddamn unicorn.
Jayden Parker
Okay mate, for a start I've been drinking whiskey, lots of it so I hope this will help u. I didn't mean to call u an incel, (fuck those creepy cunts)
Just be urself and be tidy and proper, u know? I know it's hard mate, but if u want some thing u have to work for it bro
David Morgan
Also I'm sorry for bringing up memories, u need to learn to become dead to those memories. It's the past what ever happened is done and gone, so u can't correct it u just need to move on bro
Luis Cox
>Just be urself
I understand you mean well, but this is nebulous advice. How much of myself is enough of myself to not scare her off? Do I just come busting out of the gate like "HI I'M A MUSIC MAJOR I PLAY HORN YOU'RE CUTE COME BACK TO MY PLACE AND FUCK ME" because that technically is me being myself; a lonely, desperate virgin.
Nathan Walker
No just be easy with it all, just talk to her, I know u must have a lot of energy in u but don't give it out at once, just chat, have a good time and there u go :)
Justin Lopez
Certainly doesn't help when I've only had 1 private convo with the girl I've had my eye on for at least a month now, and even if she doesn't have a bf, I doubt she'd
a) want me as hers
b) have time for a relationship in the first place
She fits 3 of the 4 preferences I have here , but IF I can pull a relationship with her out of thin air, getting her to get a belly button piercing shouldn't be too hard.
Jack Nelson
Sorry I'm 26, so I dunno how much my worldview will help, but just try to follow my advice.
Didn't mean to call u an incel bro.
It sounds like u need love or someone to be with u? There's nothing wrong with that mate, the first step is talking more with ur parents, then ur friends, then get a nice job in a cafe... Or some shit I dunno
Isaiah Scott
I wish I could talk to u in person mate, I'd help u to get the life u want... Well to the best of my ability
Ayden Richardson
It's fine,. This is really the only aspect of my life I can't fucking stand. Everything else is perfectly fine though
Joseph Green
Yeah, it's shit eh?
But u can make urself better by having a job, having a social life etc just giving ideas bro
And don't make it the only aspect, there's far better things to live for
Jack Rivera
I do have a job, I just don't work during the school semester because I don't have my car on campus and I need all the spare time I can get. And I do have at least one group of friends, with whom I haven't spent enough time in a few months
Noah Parker
That's a start, now u need to work on other things, lik aspirations, personality, and ur job. Trust me, I'm elevating u above me right now haha
But in short just be a happy cunt, and be good in ur work
James Lewis
Thanks dude. Have a good whatever the time is wherever you are.