ITT: we vaguely describe a Star Trek episode or movie, other anons guess
also, Star Trek general discussion thread
ITT: we vaguely describe a Star Trek episode or movie, other anons guess
also, Star Trek general discussion thread
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> Worf tries to kill the Candyman
For the first time in her life, Tasha enjoys data entry.
Some black goo kills a white woman.
dubs of truth and logic checked. Yesterday's Enterprise?
Skin of Evil?
> Troi uses her emotion powers to commandeer a romulan ship
a dude dies and an elf screams
picard and data go undercover to drink soup.
"Here is your chance to be a hero, Doctor. Now get moving!"
dubs of truth and logic checked. Turnabout Intruder?
Unification
The naked now
Reunification
either Generations or any of the best Voyager episodes, maybe Timeless? the best Voyager episodes either have the Doctor save the day, or they have closeups of Seven's personality
Should gave noted that it was the computer telling the doc that.
> 4 dudes in a room
> one is clearly the alpha in a group of betas
> make references normies would understand
> “bazinga”
> *laugh track*
Bet you fucking nerds don’t have the brain power to guess this episode
> Ricardo Montalban players a supervillain who uses mind control
pro tip- not The Naked Gun, where he also plays a supervillain who uses mind control
> john luck-packard and co. get stuck in the funny picture machine
> silliness commences
> Queue
nope
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
My turn:
>It's a FAAAAAKE!
>mfw Seth’s Star Trek parody is so good, he even had a Tasha Yar.
In the Pale Moonlight
> Enterprise Captain steals a sex slave
O'Brien gets cucked by Keiko.
Zap now I’m here wow it’s dusty here
TNG "The Perfect Mate"
that may be too vague, O'Brien gets cucked a lot
> conflict centers on disagreement over arithmetic
>that may be too vague, O'Brien gets cucked a lot
That was the joke: basically every O'Brien & Keiko episode.
close, but I was thinking of an Enterprise issue. the main conflict involves around genetic information
Uh. I was going to say “The Assignment” but now I’m not sure.
that time when the enterpris encountered a life form and Deanna had some useless insight about sensing they are hiding something and then data saves the day.
that's good
here's another hint- we meet Gul Dukat, but he's not Gul Dukat
>the ONE TIME Wesley did something badass and was cool
The episodes where other actors rape my childhood memories of Star Trek and especially Spock.
Always wondered if Wesley was getting molested on that ship
It's either "The Neutral Zone" where he was the first TNG Romulan, or "The Wounded" where he had that funky facial hair.
A Taste of Armageddon
>Fluff again with a bomb
i haven't watched any of STD season two, i assume it must be an STD episode
is that the one where he left the show? that was the coolest thing Wesley ever did
> LaForge tries to stop the heroes from saving the ship
it's Chain of Command
Trials and Tribble-ations?
> Picard kills Tuvok
Could also be Times Arrow.
Does anyone speak tlhIngan Hol? Or is it just Divi' Hol here?
true. the conflict over arithemtic is the number of lights, that's what i was thinking
> Quark finds out he will next grand nagus, promises to make Ferenginar great again
For those who didnt guess right
The Changing Face of Evil?
>The one when Vulcans can't tell what humans look like.
>is that the one where he left the show? that was the coolest thing Wesley ever did
No, the answer I was looking for was "Peak Performance," where he flat out cheats and beams over anti-matter so they can give the Hathaway warp capability.
>it's Chain of Command
Wtf? Dukat wasn't even in that episode and Marc Alaimo had no part in it.
> Picard kills Tuvok
Starship Mine! Fucking cool episode. It was like Die Hard on the Enterprise.
dubs of truth and logic checked
i liked Star Trek into bromance, but it made two big mistakes. first, it was a half-assed remake of Wrath of Khan. either make a shot-for-shot remake, or make a different movie. more importantly, it made Khan sympathetic by making Robocop the bigger villain. Khan was likeable because Ricardo Montalban was god-tier. he was a villain, but you liked him because he was so badass. into bromance traded god-tier acting for 'save my friends from Robocop'
I think Wesley was probably the one molesting the younger kids on the ship tbh. Creepy little shit.
remembner the episode but not the name of it.
Was TNG and his broither is named Mohg (SP?)
Shit, homie, that was 1st season TNG. Good stuff.
Fern Gully?
I’m looking for “Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest” but close enough. Kerchoo.
Only Divi' Hol, then.
FEDERATION SCUM
my mistake, I thought he played Gul Lemec
it was the DS9 episode where his brother Kurn asks Worf to kill him.
you mean the episode where Data rikers Yar?
> the one featuring cast from TOS, TNG, and Voyager
oh my bad
How about 'Tim Curry is Hexus'? yeah, dead give away.
soab. Worf, SON of Mogh. I feel like a jackass.
Man it's been a minute since I watched some DS9. Last time was a binge in 2012 when I was deployed. Need to get back into it...
And yeah, where Yara gets unlimited Data
no worries, they were the House of Mogh. the surname is more important than the first name
nice
> Brent Spiner's progeny turns against him
The Measure of a Man?
Wait, you said Brent Spinner nvm. It’s Brothers
all of the Brent Spiner episodes are great. i was thinking the Enterprise three parter where he makes the augments, and they turn against him
Oh that’s a good one too
You mean his son that he named 'Lol'?
fucking kek
>Picard see's Riker as a father figure.
hilarious episode, btw
> Daughter
> “Lal”
>Rascals
Grand Nagus went through the wormhole and the clestials altered his thinking.
Was good because Pookie was at his side.
>Makes it funnier
i've been watching some of the Enterprise episodes again. Enterprise didn't get consistently good until halfway through the third season, and by then it was too late to save the series. but it did a pretty good job setting upTOS and TNG. T'Pol added a lot the background on Vulans. the series explains why humans are the dominant species in the Federation, even though it's subtle.
good decision making involves emotion and logic. the standard example in decision making theory (grad student here, had to read up on decision making theory for economics) is that you are being chased by a lion. you have a 25 second lead over the lion. there are two paths, one will lead you to sure safety in 24 seconds and the other will lead to relative safety but takes 22 seconds to reach safety. if you decide instantly you are in good shape, but if you take more than three seconds to decide the lion gets you. a quick, intuition/emotion response is better than a slower logic response.
Enterprise shows that Vulcans are not all perfect creatures of logic and wisdom, and shows humans learning by trial and error. it sets up the later series pretty well
is that the one where Kira and Dax make out?
Don’t Rom and that inquisitor dude try and eject him out of an airlock then?
>A vulcan dances
is that the one where Tuvok goes undercover as a drug dealer?
Binged it and can't recall clearly.
>Haven't seen ds9 since 2012 user
Ah, Liquidator Brunt. Love me some Jeffery Combs.I believe so, but I may have got my episodes mixed up. The one where Princess Bride dude goes throught the wormhole is the one where he re-writes the Rules of Acquisition. Quark becomes Grnad Nagus in another episode. Alos invloves Pookie and Rom because why TF not.
correct vulcan, wrong episode.
it's been years since i've watched most of the Voyager episodes. Voyager had some great episodes, but most were meh. the show had so much potential, but it had a lot of lazy writing
> Garak kills of bunch of Federation redshirts, Bashir is giddy
Well there’s 2 eps where Quark is named Nagus. The one where the Nagus “dies” to go on vacation, and then the one where the Nagus becomes nice and Rom and Brunt try to murk Quark.
Empok Nor
yes. it's great because they basically made the Babylon 5 episode where they make a field trip to Babylon 4. and it's great because Bashir's two bromance buddies go on a field trip and try to kill each other. Bashir is really happy at the end of the episode, given that like six or seven redhshirt Starfleet engineers got killed
It was the episode where Neelix leaves Voyager. Tuvok gets his attention and sticks his foot out slighty and twists it back and forth.
I wanted to love Voyager more than I did. I{ agree about the potentional but they drug it on and then had to wrap it up waaaay to fast.
Got me
I'm not the guy you were originally talking to but I don't remember Bashir being giddy, it was the first half of the clue that gave it away.
F U L L Y F U N C T I O N AL
You should have put two spaces between the Y & F
That one where they blew up the giant space station and saved the little teddy bears planet.
Muppets in Space
the whole Maquis/Federation thing could have been a two or three season storyline, but they wrapped it up at the end of the pilot. they could have explored the Prime Directive, but sometimes the Prime Directive mattered and sometimes it didn't. they could have explored interspecies romance as season-long story arcs, but different species hooked up and it didn't mean anything. the Borg went from being awesome villains to being second-rate background villains.
i love Empok Nor. it's funny that at the end, Bashir seems more happy that Garak and O'Brien tried to kill each other and Bashir doesn't care that a bunch of redshirts got killed
> a senile Klingon saves the day
I think you're confused
MFW
that could be Return of the Jedi, but the wreckage from the space station killed all life on Endor within a few weeks
Once More Unto the Breac
yes. the scene with Worf and Kor before Worf is going to transport to the other Bird of Prey is awesome, and the singing at the end is awesome
According to the Memory Alpha biographical page on Kor, there were six other Klingons on the Ning'tao, but not on the Episode's own page.
dubs of truth and logic checked. i think Worf said they could transport most of the crew off the Ning'tao because it was a suicide mission, the other crew aren't named in the episode
> Riker leads a suicide mission
I can't think of anything
the DS9 episode Defiant has Tom Riker leading a suicide mission for the Maquis. and Will Riker kind of leads a suicide mission in the one where Picard runs around stealing Romulan archaeological treasures
>create
This fucking kid has been rehashing the same jokes. for over a decade. Ran out of new ideas in 2002, and liberals lap it up.
Smug little faggot, I would like to punch his chiclets out through the back of his stupid head.
great thread anons. as Spock would say, 'live long, prosper, and keep hangin' and bangin'