ITT we suggested items to be put into this Time Capsule which, once closed, won't be opened for another 500 years

This... This so fucking hard.

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Donald Trump

fidget spinner

A dead hobo. Then scratch the date on the wall and make scratch marks around the seam of the door and leave some human shit etc so it looks like a hobo somehow snuck into the time capsule and was accidentally locked in there

50m pictures of pinnacles

A freshly killed person.

here is a better one: a midget spinner

just lock a hobo in there fuck

This drink

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fill it to the brim with shit

I want it to be cliche and there's no telling what a real hobo might do in there

winrar

And God forbid he actually figures a way out of that thing

Smallpox

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how about something logical to put in

a PC set up. Tower, peripherals, display, speakers and then they can know how we lived like and what technology was around 500 years prior

how about we lock one dead hobo and one alive hobo and see what happens

OP's brain

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This guy

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Literally one copy of HL3

Million of mutated spiders

>working in archival storage facility
>hear strange banging noises coming from the time capsule room
>investigate
>hear loud crash as you open the door
>the time capsule is open
>a man climbs out
>bearded, wearing rags smelling of piss, shit, and rotten meat
>holding some kind of crude tool made from what looks suspiciously like human bones
>he's muttering to himself
>"500 years...500years..500years..."
>Jesus.

Ops dildo

rolling

a live human

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dozens of fursuits

A collection of Bad Dragon dildos

anthrax

Literally this thread

donald trump's tax returns

Nice, if dubs I want your clone thrown in there

OP's preserved penis.A microscope is included

Every user's waifu

2lbs of gold, and a note describing the "50lbs" of gold that should be in there.

A list of items that didnt made it to the time capsule

Waste of dubs

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Well, get a load of this.

Another time capsule inside that mini time capsule

cave crickets and a mechanism to provide them with some food/air

Colonel Sander's secret recipe

Wouldn't fit

Swarm of invisible mutant hornets

The Spanish Flu

Some skeletons with party hats on, a table with a petrified birthday cake, and banners that say "surprise!" and "happy birthday"

binders full of unfunny memes and the knowyourmeme articles explaining them

we should put a few sets of wasted dubs in the capsule

This shitty hat

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user's chastity cage key

broken restraints, remnants of something alive in there, claw marks on the walls, and a hole in the side of it punched from the inside outwards.

My jar of cum

preserved DNA samples from currently threatened or endangered species

dubs

A note that says 'if you read this,you will be locked inside this capsule for another 500 years

A live human child, girl flavor.

Just 1 soy bean

A vial filled with semen

opened can of tuna

Half of a yukon gold potato.

A box full of shitty games

Weed

Lube and a strap--on.

Smallpox

a single poop

100lbs of mold spores

A video of Mr.Hand getting sodomized by a horse

125lbs of mold spores

1 Mcnigganugget

150lbs of mold spores

143.7 lbs of mold spores shaped like a cock.

175lbs of mold spores

A used up onahole

500 gallons of salt water and a pristine condition 1955 Studebaker

12 mold spores delicately placed on the tip of a mummified nigga dick

200lbs of mold spores infected with HIV

175 moldy cocks

100 printed pages of JQ redpills and a copy of mein kampf

a complete digital archive of shadbase

A box full of used up condoms

200 moldy cocks

this is a fucking dubs wasteland

300lbs of mold spores infected with smallpox

A rare pepe

Shadman's clone

Future people TROLLED

A gerbil genetically modified to have 200 moldy cocks.

Just 1kg of mold spores

barrels of two-part expanding polyurethane foam rigged to mix as soon as the door is opened

Nerve gas

1 single mold spore

My crushed hope and dreams

110 onces of moldy cock dust.

A Loli mag covered in mold

anti-mold chemicals

12 live chinese children named jeff.

instructions for cleaning mold

Flesh eating self replicating nanites

A gallon of bleach with pinholes in it

My frozen ejaculate

The cure for mold, but covered in black mold

A vampire named count niggula the 13th

life support systems and supplies to support generations of locked-away chinese jeffs

Hillary's preserved clitoris

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Instructions to commit suicide, but covered in mold.

A perfectly sculpted poo statue of yang

Pipe bomb with a 500 year and 5 minute timer.

a butt

Every dakimakura around the world

some hand carved wooden molding to showcase our art and architecture, plus some casting molds to demonstrate our manufacturing capabilities, but no biological mold organisms because that would be gross.

A strain of black mold spores that are resistant to being killed by anything at all.

rolling for vault-jeffs

moldy instructions on how to mold gud

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a mold-proof coating for all objects in the vault

I like you

But fill the time capsule with the medusoid micellium.

a collection of photographs of people with faces for genitals

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A single photo of Donald Trump wearing a MAGA hat

1 metric ton of blue cheese

10tb hard drive of hentai and loli.

The cum of an elephant

A tiny vial of fine wine from 1920

“Dear future. Yours in Christ, Yea Forums“

*mycelium

My bad. Either way, super deadly mold.

mold

OP's browsing history

A screenshot showing how impressively bad people in this thread are at getting dubs

Reroll

WinRAR

and how good we are at wasting them on posts like this

Everyone's penis who wasted that dub

Fill it with dubs

A FAT HUMAN DOOKIE

put me in it

Mold mites to eat up all the mold

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrophagus_putrescentiae

Nigga y u love mold

Fill it with robots designed to kill all humans upon the time capsules release

Print out of all SCPs.

1 immortal nigger with severe autism

the next person to roll trips gets forcibly confined in the capsule

Reroll

on single dorito

Andy Sixx's Creamy Logs

My collection of boogers

I started this but there are other anons helping me. It’s because mold spores basically never die and they fuck up everything. Libraries are deadly in the apocalypse because of the mold.

a large supply of moisture and food for the mold

A box of censored hentai

mold spores, molded into a 3d model of a giant mold spore

ME

4,500psi compressed air. Fill the whole canister. Have fun opening that, fuckers.

the whole state of Maine

Mapplethorpe's whip

Literally nothing

a selectively curated archive of degenerate / autistic internet content labeled as an archive of the entire internet

A laptop that will play the rick roll music video as soon as the capsule is opened. And 777 lbs of mold.

hepa filters and antifungal agents for mold spore control

a book of mien kampf 1st edition in german.

this might be the least dubs in any thread ever holy shit

A large fire ant colony

my mixtape

mold for the jeff children

wasted quints

Chris Chan

GOD OF DUBS, WHY WON'T YOU ALLOW THE MOLD?!?!?! Also, god of dubs and mold

FUCK

shanks made of mold for jeff

Fuck,we are so close.This is just as bad as a ruined orgasm

rolling

Jazz Jennings

AOC

FUCK U!, you're goin in the time capsule, along with 300 lbs of mold

"I waited 500 years to open this time capsule and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt

Big black dildo

thousands of used panties in named, dated ziploc bags

a Mod.

I will cut off my dick and throw it in the capsule of the god of dubs will allow my 300 lbs of mold

We need AOC now, not in 500 years

Crusty cum sock

Dick pic

a dehumidifier to starve the mold of its necessary moisture

Hulk Hogan's wrinkly ball sack

my mother after she dies in her sleep tonight if this post isn't dubs

WHY DIDNT YOU ROLL DUBS ASSHOLE? I WANT TO GO IN WITH THE MOLD!!!

A homeless man to destroy any dehumidifiers that end up locked in the mold capsule

every copy of the bee movie

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Framed 8x10 of Pepe

Jazz Jennings

THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN, also an immortal massage therapist for the balls

Oh yeah brother

Also mold

an armored dehumidifier capable of withstanding attack from one or more homeless people

Rig it so as soon as the door opens the song "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley starts playing

Half of a homeless person, specialized in destroying armored dehumidifiers

a genetically engineered bacterium that infects and destroys mold

A castrated user who kept asking for mold

a home owner specialized in destroying dehumidifiers with 400 lbs of mold in his asshole

a decoy dehumidifier designed to attract and electrocute homeless half-men

FUCKING MOLD

a dehumidifier + dehumidifier repairman

A genetically engineered mold that specializes in destroying all bacteria

a de-dehumidifier to counteract the dehumidifier

a moldy cheese

a hitman specialized in killing dehumidifier repairmen, and a de-dehumidifier repairman

A moldy battery powered humidifier

Let's take a look at what we have in our time capsule so far:

a team of highly trained, certified, and fully equipped mold-mitigation technicians

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OP with a note attached to him and an arrow which says “Proper fag”

Various copy pastas on officially dated and notarized documents

chinese food for the children

Why there is a soy bean in that capsule?

Medusoid Mycelium has already made it in. That shit is super mold. Also there’s normal mold in there.

bullshit conspiracy theories documented as if they were real

sexy mold

Make it moldy Chinese food

>ITT we suggested items to be put into this Time Capsule
OP.

A 4TB hard drive filled with midget porn

a coating of this on everything

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Old mold on pieces of folded gold

Soo, he was behind of all that..?

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Reroll

god fucking damnit

a webcam to watch what the chinese jeffs do, and to observe how the mold colonizes the container

kek

Tons of drugs

Rerolling but with night vision

a guava

a time machine that goes back 500 years in time

training materials on mold mitigation techniques written in child-level chinese so that the jeffs can learn to destroy the mold

a 38 year old man that identifies as a chinese jeff

how statistically unlikely is it to have so few dubs in a thread? this is getting ridiculous.

i hope this post wastes another pair.

An immortal pedophile that’s stronger than everyone

an enormous supply of whipped cream

someone already said hulk hogan

Wow fuck you guy

this dvd

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The archive of Yea Forums posts

rolling for this and he also has an irrational hatred for dehumidifiers

That was just his balls. I want an immortal pedophile that’s stronger than everyone ever at all. The whole pedo.

fuck you too

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kek

Eminem’s back catalog

20TB of uncensored hentai and jap porn

Wow fuck you more guy

Also a moldy pedophile

John Cena

will smith genie

a dehumidifier assembly line for the chinese children to work in

oh thats so nice of you

1000 sticky pennies

Cow farts

mold doesn't have a chance against the massive industrial production capabilities of cheap child labor

Pauly Shore and Frank Stallone

Note that says "500 years later, OP is still a faggot."

nickelback's discography

an army of aids infected faggots that will cut off the supplies to the dehumidifier assembly line.

Too bad you forgot the tools and instructions

I add self assembling, self powered, and self repairing humidifiers.

A black man to rebreed the black population after trump wiped them out in his 6th term of office.

Asian hooker that has been tested and approved by Robert Kraft

checked and kek'd

that being said, fill the capsule with semen

rolling for this and an immortal nigga that never sleeps

implying chinese children need tools or instructions

A picture of Theresa May to show this era had the cutest women

nice addition, thank you

Cultures of the most deadly viruses and pathogens disguised as food treats our time for those who open preserved in such a way that they'll survive those 500 years.

A placebo claiming to cure mold

Autographed copy of Mein Kampf

from our time*

long term survival gear for the jeffs and any hobos,pedos,Yea Forumstards, offspring thereof, or other humans who may end up inside the capsule.

WE WIN

does this kill the jeffs and allow mold to flourish unabated?

Bag of Totino's Pizza Rolls

Are you suggesting we form a pact?

let's put Jasper in it

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no fag im the anti-mold guy

frozen pizza dough

Pretty sure it does. Also add the neurax worm

Fornite

You had one job...

a pure nitrogen atmosphere to stop corrosion, preserve objects, and inhibit all forms of life.

The necroa virus

you too, faggot

Oh, well fuck off then, I just want em all to die.

Thinkin outside the box I like it

Reroll for this

Some nice carpeting. I think everyone in the capsule (mold included) would enjoy that.

My foreskin

rolling for museum quality preservation

Immortality serum

The virginity of Issac Newton

No abstract concepts pls

whole capsule is packed with 1000˚ heated sand.

Son of a bitch...

This pic

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a bomb with a 499 year fuse

Fuck yes! The pic goes in.

The mold appreciates your idea

Immortality serum with mold inside it

twinkies
that will give them a hint of our extinction

more mold

ar15

space jam on vhs and a vhs player and a tv and generally all the things to hook up to a vhs player that we wont have by then

a pack of wild dogs

the thing movie props

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a fog machine full of LSD

Please die in a fire

Another pic? Be gotten dubs twice in a row. Let’s make it a gif

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10 gallons of beef broth mixed with chicken stock poured into the capsule floor.

reroll for these 3

ar10?

Fuck. Reroll for deer anus

The cure for human life

I love guns it’s just a gay suggestion. Please don’t actually die in a fire though friend.

Reroll for Richard Simmons video

Align yourselves fags.

CE
I wanted cultures of the most deadly viruses and pathogens disguised as food treats our time for those who open preserved in such a way that they'll survive those 500 years.

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ok how about a chain gun?

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roll

A bibler