My crush is on a date with some kind of Jew at the restaurant where I work (I'm on a break), dubs decide what I do

My crush is on a date with some kind of Jew at the restaurant where I work (I'm on a break), dubs decide what I do.

Nothing that could get me fired, of course.

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your crush is a cripple just tip her wheelchair over

That guy is not worth it, op. You will find the man of your dream. Just keep trying.

It's hard to find crippled attractive white women on a hobo budget.

Shit tier bait

kek

Get AIDS and spot in the guys food

Bring them a free dessert

Give him the Arabian Goggles.

How do you know she's a jew?

She just wants a good credit score, man, can you blame her?

Shit tier faggot

make poop jokes the entire time you serve them

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Dip your nuts in his food

You fucking kidding me

uh
why are you crushing on a woman in a wheel chair?
like if you loved her that's one thing but "crushing" on her?

dude later tonight he's going to be spinning her limp body like a dredel on his tiny jew dick.

Confess your love for her in front of him

Quads nice digits user

Punch her in the back of her head

This. Chad move. The jew would lose. And even if it doesn't work. All women would think he was sweet.

Fart loudly next to her to establish dominance

Yes, 100% this. Do it OP

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which position do you think he's going to give it to her in?

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Maybe she wouldn’t be in a wheelchair if you had been a better boyfriend

A brilliant question

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