Is it possible to enjoy ASMR and not be a total degen beta cuck?

What if I mostly listen to the male ones? But am also totally absolutely straight and only fuck women, never men?

I enjoy some ASMR. I found it by accident, looking for relaxing music like Tibetan singing bowls, and frequency sounds. A lot of THOTs doing ASMR with thirsty beta orbiter fans.

Youtube them, nowadays you can find asmr of anything. Find the ones that involve some manual craftmanship and chill.

What frequency sounds.

>So many ASMR channels are run by thots with big tits making sucking cock sounds and tricking cucks into donating to their patreons and shit. I remember when I thought that the whole 'ASMR is softcore porn meme' was just that, a meme. Now it's causing Twitch to become a camwhore website.What do we do friends? Can we make relaxation videos relaxing again? And is it possible to enjoy ASMR without being a total degen beta cuck?

Who even is that

Ephesians 2:8-9
For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast.

Repent of your asmr sinners for the final hour draws near. Only by the free gift of grace through faith in Jesus will you be spared judgment. Jesus forgives all sin even cuck shit blacked hentai.

holy FUCK milk truck just arrived

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Just watch Jap ASMR chicks.
>Long sleeved shirts, no cleavage
>No face visible
>"Sexiest" thing is chewing food

>Russia
>doesn't know frequency sounds
The KGB knew about them 60 years ago. Stop being lazy.

>What if I mostly listen to the male ones?

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no, no its not

Used to be good five years ago, but too many thots doing roleplays these days, so hard to find something that works.

>What frequency sounds.
639hz: youtube.com/watch?v=yiGweP--BRs

I fucking hate these camwhores and I hate the retarded people that watch their videos.
ASMR is supposed to be about that tingling sensation that you feel when experiencing certain phenomena, goddamnit.

>ASMR is supposed to be about that tingling sensation that you feel when experiencing certain phenomena, goddamnit.
I never even knew it had a name, but I've always known that certain repetitive actions or sounds from certain objects or people relax me. I used to watch Chinese people doing Taichi, and just watching them do their slow movements relaxed me.

Does it matter if both the back of my neck and my penis are tingling?

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Oh, I see. Thank you.

Actually, I'm with this guy. For the most part I noticed that the guys who run ASMR are actually into this shit. Its their own kind of work or hobby that you can tell they try to perfect. Most of them, at least. You do have a few thot-like males hopping on and you can pretty much tell immediately that this is a gibs thing.

What gets me is that probably 100% of female ASMR peddlers are the exact same cunt that comes along and ruins everything by making it about her, and extracting attention from weak-minded men and boys. Its no longer about the function of the action, it is now purely there as a thin facade e-whoring. This thing, like literally anything, ultimately gets soured by vapid, self-important bitches.

Try watching an ASMR channel that isn't a e-whore?

But still... I'd rather have a female voice whispering into me ear than a dudes voice. Just my opinion but that's kinda gay.

Yes, I agree. This guy is pretty good: youtube.com/user/MassageASMR/videos

You assume that ASMR has to involve talking.

>But still... I'd rather have a female voice whispering into me ear than a dudes voice. Just my opinion but that's kinda gay.
What do you think of this guy. He's kind of creative. youtube.com/user/MassageASMR/videos

I've fallen asleep so many times to that dude just fucking around with tibetan bowls or just lightly scratching a microphone.

The only type that does anything for me is whispers and face touching so yeah not gonna watch a dude for those.

For me the only true ASMR is UNINTENTIONAL.

>I've fallen asleep so many times to that dude just fucking around with tibetan bowls
Yeah, that's how I found him, searching for Tibetan Singing Bowls.

Does listening to ambiance sounds while sleeping count as ASMR?

Yes. Also so does listening to the rain.

since she wasn't mentioned: watch ASMR latte.
true asian waifu, no thotty stuff, nothing naughty, just a bit of love for sad white man.

i have an awesome wife so fuck off with incel shit, asmr helps with my sleeping problems.

ITT: casuals:
youtube.com/watch?v=855z5RFPHOk

Based. ASMR BlueKatie is good too. But she is 17. Take that how you will.

Aye she's my favourite one as well.

I watch food ASMR...didn't know this was a thing lmao.

Ya the 'mouth sounds' etc stuff is sketchy imo. Feels like some kind of bizarre sex fetish. I'm into boring roleplays. The Gibi one where she's a sculpter makes me fall asleep almost instantly :)

What the fuck is ASMR?

Just watch Ozley ASMR she's wholesome and beatifull

What the fuck are you people talking about? What is this? Where am I?

I hate this!

Ppomo comes to mind but I believe she's Korean. Similar style to the one you described in this post.

based digits but not a redpilled reply

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ASMR makes me physically disgusted.

This. Some of the best ASMR i’ve ever found was stuff like shoe shining, book binding replacement, etc.
Only non-degenerate female ASMR is Latte.
And of course, Bob Ross is the fucking king.

the patrician's choice

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pretty much this tbqh

Haha. I love that dude. He sounds like Tom Waits.

ASMR is a great tool to help people relax.
youtube.com/watch?v=2YDW-IUowCA

Dr. T Asmr, Asmr Zeitgeist, Asmr Surge etc., there are enough nice channels out there without all the whore bullshit