I'm drunk. Roast me

I am in the uk

Yeah, and so are you

I'm from 1998

post nudes cutie!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where memes reached its peak

Nah

Dick is still in your pants. Get it out so I can see it better.

It's sad that I think you're right

>You will never take little brother to the carnival and diddle him in the house of mirrors.

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He posted an ass pic before, let me find it.

And it's where it will stay

Hi again
Shut up

if ur posting ur face on Yea Forums u really have nothing to lose
plzi wanna see peepe

PLEASE

The small amount of dignity I have left

Yer a faggot

Yeah

Chill, he posted it but i never saved it. I wish I did but I wouldn't disrespect him by posting it, I'd just use it for my own enjoyment.

Thankl you

ok im just going on the archives
haha faggot im cumming to your fat teen boy butt tonight and you cant stop me

I don't know if I should be flattered or offended

Get it out big boy. Don't be shy

Post it and find out. It's not like your face is in it.

Why do we ignore those who adore us and adore those who ignore us?

Dignity is an illusion. We're animals. Act like one.

Why is the Earth flat?

Because OP has the only globes we need.

AMEN

Ur Mexican girlfriend has tight pussy

The one rule I have for this site id to not post my face and nudes in the same thread, and I have already broken that rule twice. It's still a no
NO!
Why do all my Roast Me threads turn into this? I'm not that attractive, I just look young
Bold of you to assume I can be intimate with someone

Cant tell if she Arab or black. More to love. Tight pussy. Asshole the size of 12 year old. Sold

>and I have already broken that rule twice
Third times the charm.

>NO!
No what?

>Why do all my Roast Me threads turn into this? I'm not that attractive, I just look young
You act like such a girl 'ZOMG WHY DO GUYS EVEN LIKE ME IM NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE HURR DURR I TOTALLY AM NOT BAITING FOR MORE ATTENTION RIGHT NOW'

Jesus you get old fast.

I’m drunk two

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U jealous because a kid got called pretty? Kek

Shirtless pic? Shirtless ain't nude. Its shirtless :-D

No, I'm generally the one complimenting him and whatnot. But after 20 threads of him being rude to everyone complimenting him then playing dumb about it, it gets old.

I look like you but blonde. Pretty sure we would have been Friends in highschool. Cheers mate.

>NO!
>No what?
I'm an idiot and replied to the wrong person. Was meant for Also I swear I'm not attention seekibng, I just find these threads fun while drunk
Sorry, I can't handle compliments like the ones these get. Also I have only made this thread about 5 times since January

I was blonde as a kid, always kind of hated becoming a brunette. Probably would have been friends

i want to be shrunken and pushed down your urethra

Lick. Muh. Asshole.

That's fine. I'm not looking my best atm

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Well you don't have to come back and keep licking ass. You obviously want to gain something, and now getting salty because nobody is giving.

You whine that he wants attention, but it sure seems the other way around.
I mean, if you don't like a drunk kid's rambles, feel free to get back to Fortnite.

Out of all the replies I have gotten, this takes the cake for the wildest

That would be so much better with a flaccid peepee

jake?!?!

Well... You're not getting it
.
I'm extremely drunk, to I'll probably give in eventually

... no

you play rs?

Soooooo smooth

You keep it tidy below the waist line?

OP please be my bf

Honestly. You'd make my night if you posted your meat stick and globes. I'm that sad, and that cute body has my mind wondering. You'd be helping someone out at the cost of nothing :)

Runescape? No, my friends do though
Usually. I haven't tidied up for a little though
You'd have to take me out first
I have a small amount of dignity that I like to cling on. I know what this site does to people who expose themselves. Don't expect too much anyway

So Dignity by definition is the state or quality of being worthy of honour or respect.

You d have everyone's honour and respect for doing what we/they dont n cant which is to be bold and put yourself out there for all to see, admire and appreciate.

Theres more dignity in starting something and seeing it through than starting something and only going halfway.

Give the ppl what they want cause dude the ppl want all of you in all your glory.

Stroke your penis for me baby

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I doubt anyone would go that far. You're cute and haven't harmed anyone. A passive sexy fuck. And I expect the world. I also know you can provide that. Already have given a glimpse. Might as well go all out and please a lot of people :) just possstt

You take shitty blurry pictures

Great speexh. All that for a dick pic. Wish I knew you irl. You seem fun.

He posted a clear picture too. Read before you spread ignorance. Try not to procreate, peasant swine.

Ha saying it as more than a dick pick. I have an admiration for you putting yourself out on here like this. Still being yourself about it and staying honest. Its endearing.

>I just find these threads fun while drunk
Threads where you seek attention. Which is fine, but if you give nothing in return except for snide than you need to fuck off.

>5 times since january
More like 5 times since wednesday.

This is beautiful but your personality has turned me off to the point I dont want to save it.

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If only he posted his nude body, right?

Him posting one kind of not blurry picture does not mean he still doesn't take blurry pictures you fucking moron.

When do you join military? You lose virgin there go now

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Happy? I'll regret this like all the other times
I have posted my face a lot because I don't care, but these threads I only post when I rarely get drunk
Sorry. Not myself while drunk
Agreed

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I didn't realize the pic was blurry until after poisting
Excuse me?

Oh fuck. You're actually perfect. Damn
Post moar I beg

Please post hard. So fucking hot

Really? Thhanks

you have nice armpits, i wish you would grab me by my hair and force me to lick the sweat out of them.

Dont regret it. Dignity man.

Your cute, hot n putting it out there :-p

They called you out n u said here I am

Notice none of them or even me n my nonsense speeches are putting ourselves up for critique or anythin.

...

You join military you drown in pussy unless gay then have butt sex in shower

Exactly. He has more balls than most for posting nude with an attachable face. Gained my respect. And lust ;)

Yumyyyy

Old one
I really don't get why guys like me so much. Also don't understand the armpit thing
But regretting shit take up 50% of my personality
I'm bi, so both I guess. thanks

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Can we see it hard?

I would love to own that cock. Looks so juicy. Got any with your nuts in too?

I'll look for one

You haven't lived till you ve regretted a ton of stuff. It's doing the uncomfortable that usually leads to having regrets. But like I said that comes from putting yourself out there :-)

you make threads on Yea Forums asking anons to roast you to fullfill your need for attention.
meh

Or just post them all :0

So then you post on threads in Yea Forums giving anons attention thus fulfilling their need for attention. Good job kind sir :-)

OP is a bold guy much more than me

why r u gae?

I d like to know you to in real life as your bold as brass n cute as hell. I got tons more great speeches x-D

No op but thanks anyway :) cured my crippling depression

Can't find one, sorry
That's true, I just don't want these following me in a few years time
Pretty much. I just find this shit fun, I don't know if it counts as attention seeking or anything, but |I find them fun nonetheless
All the ones I have saved are pretty much the same
You make a good point
I should stop, this can't be healthy

lol
"what? you dont support the destruction of the human race?! but you buy goods produced and packed with plastic! Good job you fucking hypocrit"
right.

It so tiny and adorable

It's not that small, is it? It's just under 6 inches erect, I believe

>All the ones I have saved are pretty much the same

So get posting mmm

Post booty then

meh, I don't demean you for it. I judge you cause I find it incredibly stupid and cringe but you have reasons
I do automatically asume your life is shit and that you are lonely, naturally

Average is 5"-6"
Your cock is perfect.

THis

OP, u top or bottom?

>I do automatically asume your life is shit and that you are lonely, naturally
Of course my life is shit, this is Yea Forums after all
ok then. That's good news
I'm a virgin, so i don't really know. I see my self as a bottom, but some guys make me want to top

I don't think my ass is that great tbh

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wait your a virgin?
urkh wtf OP
ruining your chances forever of having sex doing this crap

show your armpits daddy pls

I'm not good with real people, much better with Yea Forums

I disagree. You gotta take more. Showing that cute virgin hole and balls.

Only way to get better is to expose yourself to people more

youtube.com/watch?v=8dm1GattCGI

define good
your able to communicate so wtf is the problem

What the fuck is Yea Forums anymore.

Fuck this faggot shit.

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I think your problem is doubt. You've shown you're humble, socially versatile and witty. You just seem like the person who'd reflect at every word, wondering if that was the best thing to say. Ignore that doubt and you'll flourish like the sexy piece of meat you are.

I'm able to communicate on Yea Forums because I don't know what you guys look like. I'm not going to get too much into my personal shit but I am fucking terrified of people. I don't know why I'm so good on Yea Forums, probably because you are all anonymous
I know, right? Far too many fags these days, not that I'm gay or anything

Gay shit is better than your negative shit. Gtfo pedro

That's definitely true, but I do have some personal problems too which, makes things more difficult

dude I'm also terrified, alot of people are and that's how it's always been.
you gotta use your youth now, like right fucking now.
at age 40 people like you and me wont have the possibility of spending time with people, you gotta do it now before it all goes away later in life and you inevitably kill yourself
so stop posting your retarded self on /b and start studying some shit, go do like a year course somewhere in a insolated social setting like a fucking writers class or something

You look like a nice young man

Damn you're cute

I don't doubt. Limits in life honestly suck. But they can be bypassed. Just wish I could be there squeezing your ass as you do so.

>Not myself while drunk
You do this in every thread.

>Happy?
The point is the way you go about it, acting all prissy and holier than thou. As i said, nice nude, but it means nothing after getting such a nasty taste of your personality.

You're a faggot rapist. Kill yourself.

Holy shit I could swear i see wise real almost caring advice on Yea Forums from one user to another.

This is some twilight zone shit right here

Waaaaaaaaa

You can't really expect your words to have any meaning. You come here acting all salty and hostile, then dare to call someone else out for your own personal flaws? You sound like you're reflecting tbh

such a fucking shame only time I get respect for being wise is on fucking Yea Forums

You look cute. Drink more and shaddap.

One of the most disgusting pics I’ve ever seen. Fuck yourself OP

I didn't come here acting salty or hostile at all. You just read the final few posts and assumed that's what I did from the beginning. I came here showering him with compliments... in a roast thread.

So yeah. dunno what you were expecting.

Oh damn I feel like i recognize your nudes from a lot of other threads.

I guess each to their own. Bashing someone for doing something you never would because you're a pussy just makes you seem like a thoughtless moron though.

My bad. Poor judgment.

Got any saved? I need more of him

Why are you white knighting for this faggot, retard?

I try to break out of my shell, I just find it too difficult. I don't like to make it sound like an excuse but I have a lot of thing that make it hard to deal with people
Thanks fams
I appreciate the thought user
I have done it in 2 threads including this one. The only other one was a faces of /b thread because kept asking, I also wasn't drunk for that one
If you don't like me for whatever reason, that's fine. I can't expect everyone to like me. I know I post myself too often here, it is partly for the attention but I mostly do it because find the threads fun. It's entertaining seeing all the replies I get and I honestly don't think anyone could insult me to the point that it hurts
He may be a faggot, but he's not a rapist... I think
I have probably already drank more than I should, but I'll keep going for you
Nice
Usually when I post my nudes, I don't post my face... Ummm... Please don't post them, if you have them

>Usually when I post my nudes, I don't post my face... Ummm... Please don't post them, if you have them

Why nawtt. You're hot af

Sorry OP that was rude of me to say

Just providing comparative insight to some negative pricks.

You sound like a bitch, though

...

>i like to get drunk

oh boy,we have an underage kid who just drank his first beer he stole out of his dad's liquior supply.fuck off kid,nobody wants to roast you and you type to good for a drunk person

Op post more ass

You are definetly not fucking old enough to post here.

Bitch is better than being an ignorant downer. At least I have a purpose.

It takes me half a year to type a comment because I keep pressing the wrong thing, if you want I'll stop so expect every comment for now on to be wrong. This is your fault
i'M 20. The legal age is 18 nhere
In a bit
I'm 20. Thanks though

If you stop posting I'll hunt you down and eat your ass.

Ummmmm

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Perfect

If you say so, thanks

So fucking hot.

You able to take a similar, but with hole showing?

I'm too drunk too see straight. I don't know how " presentable" I am

i want to spitroast your wife

Hm. Push past those limits. You look great.

Ughh. Alright, give me a little time. I can't see straight, hopefully it'll be ok

I keep falling over so this is all I could do

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I'm in heaven. You have such a beautiful body. My dick is throbbing mmm such a tight virgin ass

POST MORE DRUNK SLUT

I'm almost out of lemonade which means I'll stop drinking my vodka soon. I need to make food but I can't be bothered to wash my dishess

Kaycee?

I'm glad I could make you happy
What do you want?
.
.
.
.
Kill me

I don't know who that is but it's not me

Anything. Just spam your sexy body whilst I jerk. More of your cock/ass

OP, r u Scottish? English? Irish? Welsh?

Kaycee!?

I'm starting to feel pretty horrible about this m honestly though. Thanks for showing ban interest but I feel like it's undeserved

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I'm British. That's All I'll say

More?? You look great :)

Stop feeling bad all the time. I find you attractive. We're getting off. Not so bad. You allow me to see your body and I thank you. Simple

That's kl :-)

Easier said than done but dont feel horrible. Theres 3 sides to this which is you sharing your gorgeous self and your earnest honesty. Then theres the ppl appreciating this priceless person sharing himself with them for them and himself really.

3rd side and front take this the wrong way n feel horrible cause you ll wanna.
Mark this as fun and different, a wee flirt with exhibitionism. But work on yourself, your confidence, your direction in life. Try new things go new places say hi to a stranger along the way.

And you cant do this again because it doesnt count as trying a new thing anymore cause ya did it n it was fun.

Sign off OP. Go to sleep. Dont regret. Smile and laugh at just how fun this was.

I think I should actually go to bed. There is a good chance o won't remember most of this thread tomorrow and hopefully I won't look it up out of curiosity.
It was fun. Thanks everyone who stuck around, hopefully you won't ruin my life in 5 years time with these nudes.
In case anyone sees me around in the future, just know that I really do only find posting myself fun and I am not looking for compliments or to get "exposed"

Rest well.

Night op

False lashes applied extremely poorly