Ask a guy who’s gonna have a license to practice medicine in 4 Months anything

Ask a guy who’s gonna have a license to practice medicine in 4 Months anything.

I’m a 4th year medical student at a major American medical school who’s gonna be a resident doctor in internal medicine in 4 months.

My interests are addiction medicine, psychiatry, sexual health, and general medicine.

I probably can’t diagnose your medical conditions over the Internet, but I can tell you about them and how your body works.

I’ve done rotations in gen med, pediatrics, surgery, OB/GYN, psychiatry, addiction medicine, and some others.

Been on Yea Forums since 2007 if that’s relevant.

Attached: EA7CB3DE-9EB8-4905-BF08-AAED2C530924.jpg (380x222, 30K)

i got a random sting in my balls today

How many vaginas do you have to inspect everyday?

In OB/GYN, it’s about 30-40 a day. About half of them are pregnant. In pediatrics, you’ll see a few per week. In everything else, probably none. Maybe you’ll see a few in dermatology.

Gotta be honest though, OB/GYN killed my sex drive. Seeing so many vaginas and breasts in a clinical context made me start associating naked women with work and problem solving.

Honest thoughts on marijuana legalization and psychiatric medicine?

What's the real possibilities of getting cancer smoking 5 cig per day?

Gonna need less vague questions. My best answers are that I’m strongly in favor or both. Marijuana legalization needs to happen as soon as possible. Psychiatry is just a very large field of medicine.

You ever get high and jack off?

It’s hard to put a number on it, but pretty high if you do it long term.

The problem with smoking is that, no matter how bad the general public thinks it is, it’s WAY worse from the medical perspective. I won’t go into it because there’s too much to say, but the answer is that it’s slightly more important *how long* you smoke for, than how much you smoke.

I cannot stress this enough. The effects of Tobacco smoke on virtually every organ in the human body is extremely well-studied and really, really fucking bad.

Who was the highest guy you fucking EVER SAW? Someone who was mentally just ID-10T Fucked off their shit multi drug etc