Gf and I are going on the hunt for a girl to join us in a threesome this weekend

Do NOT use her freinds. If you suck they will convince her to leave you for someone who is better, and if you rock her world they will try and sabotage your relationship so they can have you to themselves.

I see the your point. These friends aren't her best friends by any means. So if things go bad no big loss for my gf

Bump

Quit being an insecure lil faggot with a one penis per room policy. Find a cool couple that you get along with on the myriad of swinger sites and have a soft swap where the girls can play. You're looking for a unicorn and you will not find a chick to play with. The odds are totally against you. Be smart if you wanna see your chick lick some puss. Being in the same room as another naked dude is going to make you a faggot, only a faggot would have that worry.

hire a good escort/hooker.
lots of them love doing couples and will really get into it.
and you're pretty much guaranteed a good time, rather than with a friend or random person who might bail on you or make it weird.
plus it won't fuck things up with your gf as it's nice and above board.

We actually had another couple lined up a couple months ago, but they broke up from unrelated circumstances.

We live in a very Small town. Not doing that.

Inb4 two towns over.

Self bump

Next real town is about 20 hour drive away

fair enough. my hunch is that it ain't gonna happen. but good luck with it.

Hey never know.
Thanks for your input.

Bump

Go on /Soc/ and get kik

Dont do it m8. Your life will only get worse

Literally this. Your girl will be forever jealous and want to cuck you in return. Any normal, healthy functioning relationship between two well adjusted individuals will never work after a threesome.

I mean mine did but holy fuck was it a goddamn fight. Not worth it at all just to bust a nut with some strange girl

>Do NOT use her freinds. If you suck they will convince her to leave you for someone who is better, and if you rock her world they will try and sabotage your relationship so they can have you to themselves.

Exactly. I've seen this happen many times.

Also, adding someone new without having their blood screened means you're facing a handful of terrible diseases that can (and will) ruin your lives. The odds of an open-minded/promiscuous girl having something disgusting is incredibly high. More importantly, if they have one, their immune system is compromised and therefore they tend to have two or three diseases that you can pick up, even without visible symptoms.

My ex fucked a dude after we broke up and she didn't use a condom. She's got two diseases now that are incurable. Condoms don't always protect but they're better than the alternative.

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I don’t get this attitude, if she’s going to cuck him, she’ll do it whether they have a mff threesome or not. If everyone is down for a threesome and not being coerced this seems like such a ridiculous concern.

Honestly user, one of her friends is probably your best bet. That's what's historically worked best for me and my gf. We tried finding a girl on Craigslist (RIP), but nothing ever went past the initial meet and greet. We tried out an invite/members only swingers club (lived in a very large city btw), but we were by far the youngest couple and we weren't sold yet on sharing with strangers. Neither of us were interested in paying for the experience.

FWIW, my gf is bi-curious at best and we've only done MFF 3 times with two of her friends, FMF 2 times with one of her co-workers, and MFM probably 8 times with 3 of my friends.

Nope the idea doesnt manifest until you "cheat" on her and convince her it's ok to do.

What is each of them like?

The girls? What do you mean?

Back in the good old days before Penicillin was available, syphilis was ruinous and most wives picked it up from their husbands.

But now there's a resurgence of medication resistant STD/STIs like Super Gonorrhea and Syphilis II. These are barely treatable yet so many North Americans and UK victims are trying to seek treatment for them.

HIV is quite common now. You can live with it as long as you can afford the expensive medications but there are so many strains of HIV now (16?) that you can actually catch more than one. Same with HPV (warts) and HSV (herpes) - both of which lower the immune system, allowing for the other to infect the same victim.

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What is an MFM and a FMF like?

Interested to hear more from you. Right now I’m in a place where we both get off to mmf / mff (i’m Bi and she is slightly bi-curious). We have a dude friend who hits on both of us and we’ve come close to getting naked a few times but it just hasnt worked out yet (other people barge in or someone got too drunk). We only see him 2-3 times a year so it wouldnt be the end of the world if shit got awkward, so I feel like he’s the perfect threesome candidate. On the female side there are a few girls in our friend group that hit on me pretty openly but again, just hasn’t worked out spontaneously.

What do you guys do to make the threesomes happen, just straight up ask? In person or via text?

Both are a little confusing and overwhelming at times if I'm being honest. Our FMF experiences have always started great, but once it gets going I'm not good at including the other girl (be it my gf or her co-worker). The first time I finished, I blew my load on my gf's co-worker's back. The most recent finish was awful because I tried to stop when I was close and jerk myself off, but it turns out both girls like to swallow and neither like facials.

Our MFM experiences are pretty easy to figure out, but there's this awkward degree of coordination. Like yeah, of course you want to switch from a jostled, bumpy bj to fucking, but I'm not ready. My gf also isn't on the pill and only one of my friends has ever consistently used a condom, so that gets a little worrisome in the final few minutes of play. Plus one of the guys is much bigger than me, so there's an ego thing that has come into play on more than one occasion.

What positions did you do in each of them?

First MFF with friend 1 was somewhat spontaneous. Her friend was staying with us for a long weekend, so we all went back to the apartment, all a little drunk, all a little horny. We carried on with a few more drinks back at the apartment, all of us in our pjs, friend 1 was giving me a lap dance while motorboating my gf. I got erect, friend 1 called it out, then it went down the rabbit hole of things they could do to each other that would make me hard. We more or less repeated that night next time she visited.

MFF with friend 2 and FMF were asks. Both are/were lonely girls (and I think the co-worker has a screw loose). My gf took the lead on both of those situations.

First MFM was similar to first MFF. My buddy (with the big dick) was staying with us overnight. We'd all gotten a little drunk, I referenced the size of his member in a joking way, and my gf got giddy. He eventually showed it to her after he showered, then it kind of went from there (she touched it, then she sucked it, then she fucked it). With my other friends, friend 2 happened because we mentioned our experience with friend 1 and friend 3 my gf straight up asked.

Doggy is generally the easiest in all scenarios. Anecdotally, my favorite MFF we've done was me laying on the bed (opposite how you normally sleep), gf reverse cowgirl, friend standing at the head of the bed, leaning against the wall or holding onto the headboard. Tits, girl on girl, and a nice butt all in your view while you're having sex. Nice.

I asked My girlfriend a few times but she says no. She says it would count as cheating, would like to change her mind since has never did anything at all with another girl and in a pretty vanilla way she is a nymphomaniac.

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