Scottish thread!
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Scottish thread!
Parker Russell
Ryder Hill
Right who's got that Dundee mega?
Cameron Rodriguez
Was literally about to make a thread.
Dunoon reporting in. Ferries are cancelled, winds up to 90mph expected, how is it where you guys are?
Parker Cruz
mon the wind it sounds like theres a whale having a wank outside
dundee checking in
Mason Rivera
Dear Scots,
Why are your mountains always brown in almost every picture I see.
Why does Ireland have much greener hills than you despite being so close. You guys both get plenty of rain.
Hudson Gutierrez
A had a pish out in this wind and a soaked my right shoe a wee bit
Ian Murphy
West Lothian reporting
Jeremiah Thompson
Ayrshire.
Sounds bullshit outside.
Colton Cox
I'm in dundee atm, and I want to fkn die
Adam Gonzalez
Went to Dundee a good ten years ago to visit a friend. Is Kage still a decent place to go?
Zachary Martinez
Kage is gone, heartbreaking tbh.
David Myers
Scared of a wee bit of wind, lads?
Where I live in the US, every day is 35 mph winds. In fact just today, it's extra windy with gusts of 60 mph.
Matthew Robinson
Yeah, kage is gone, the the student union has a metal night that is getting better and better. Look up Distorted, not long ago they had a few local bands and soon there's some more good shit happening haha.
Robert Baker
60 mph is 96 km/hr for your britbongs
Josiah Barnes
Lol, they use miles here as well tard...
Christian Edwards
Motherwell here
Josiah Foster
I got a friend from there, I swea r to god man, the accent from there is so fucked it might as well be its own language
Adam Clark
Heard about this what’s the deal?
Levi Flores
Cause they're all over here trampling on our grass.
Alexander Rivera
>going to distorted
i mean its better than the shit that goes on in mono but go to underworld or rooms if you're looking for something a bit alternative
Christopher Rogers
Haven't been to underworld yet, rooms is good (probs gunna get closed soon tho) but still not metal lmao
Kayden Foster
Ye what's the deal brah?
Tyler Sullivan
Nigga wut?
Henry Ward
Yeah PLEASE someone help us out. We need to see this! Dundee here.
Kevin Clark
Motherwell tae.
Ryan Butler
rate underworld slick wee tiki place on perth road, very small but they do different themed nights i go to the funk / soul / reggae ones alot
fair dos i just conflated metal / alternative in my head
do yous all actually headbang nd shit in distorted haha
Carter Morgan
Ha ha it's true, our accents are fucked. Our burds are fugly n easy lit Sunday mornin so we got that goin fur us
Zachary Martin
Don’t you mean purple user.
Brody Gonzalez
Dunoon
Brayden Ross
Fuck, im an idiot, i have been to underworld like once, but that one time seemed dead and drinks were expensive af.
And yeah dude, we go to distorted and head bang our neks off haha. Especially now that some cunts made a metal society, shit is picking up and eveytime I see those guys there moshing and headbanging haha.
Dylan Ward
Daniel Roberts
Nathaniel Davis
Move out brah xD
Aaron Scott
Colton Parker
Looks like a junkie
Jackson White
Caleb Fisher
Newcastle here, can I be in the club since we're both hated by the South
Jose Collins
Isaiah Reyes
Haha she's from Dunoon...
Anthony Stewart
Isaiah Evans
John Young
Camden Smith
I swear to got, like it seems to be trendy to have a fucking camel toe in dundee, like wtf, every other non uni wite chick has a camel toe (even the uni ones are starting to get it now). Even during winter, with fucking winds and snow, like fuck outta here bitches be desperate.
James Flores
Justin Wood
Jack Cox
Isaac Taylor
Who and wheres she from user?
Cooper Cox
Joy, from Dunoon
Benjamin Jenkins
Fuck, I bet she's got a fine arse!
Nolan Nelson
Who? Where from? Tits?
Owen Scott
I swear to god, some of these scotish names seem made up by a drunk cunt on St patties day
Jose Davis
That's no how Motherwell works. Your born here and yer here for life
Elijah Bennett
Really? Nobody with the Scottish mega?
Ryan Wright
any live links for this dundee mega?
David Phillips
Gotto love it how this thread just went from taking about weather and night clubs to fucking porn. Tbh don't even know what I was expecting lmao. Haven't been here in a while
David Hernandez
Nah n Scotland the weans are named after conception. So her maw was clearly a joy to pump
Brandon Cooper
Ye cunt, give us that fkn dundee mega
Luke Miller
Well, my friend made it out.... But not far, he's in dundee xD
Aiden Hall
I fucking hate Scotland these days. Full of alcheys and fat fucks. We are an embarrassment.
Austin Jackson
Could be worse, could live somewhere like Knockemstiff, Ohio
Ryan Hall
More of her?
Camden Barnes
Fucking love you Scotts haha, have to read your messages like twice, but u cunts are funny lmao
Jayden Ward
Paddy's not Patties
Lincoln Ross
I can attest to that, my 2nd year in dundee atm and not a pretty sight lmao
Henry Morgan
I am an autist afterall
Colton Hill
Does Dunoon user know Dunoon Joy?
Chase Cruz
Or in a vacinity of any American school.... Get shot on sight or accused of being a pedo xD
Oliver Green
Its lit when ppl started callin their weans chantelle, that's Scottish for 'cant tell'
So the horny dah couldn't tell if chantelles maw wis a gid ride or no on the night wee chantelle was nutted into her maws belly
Dylan Garcia
I second this!
Evan Martinez
What do you think of the Welsh?
Angel Clark
Dominic Reed
Fucking lmao xD, You guys are what I both hate and love about Scotland. Its like the Easter Europe of the west, fucking love it
Aaron Price
Not a Scott, but you cunts might as well be english
Robert Nguyen
East Kilbride Steph
Colton Martinez
Gavin Thompson
Even lit if you ever meet any guy called Angus, hes named that cause his maw pure loves the beef.
Julian Anderson
Haha, just waiting to meet someone called bukky lmao
Leo Nelson
Stephs nudes
Josiah Rodriguez
Don't know her, I've only been in dunoon 7 years. Originally hail from Isle of lewis
Brody Davis
fuck me, is there more of her? how'd you get them?
Logan Sanders
Motherwell nudes?
Camden Wright
Any nudes from Lewis?
Jaxson King
From UK threads in the past. There's more but mostly lingerie pics. Pls hold for more.
Joshua Torres
Soo...nice one Elon Musky..
Gavin Gomez
Shes a sexy bitch, if only she wasn't such a cunt
Blake Gomez
Nah, I wish. Everyone knows everyone there it'd cause a mass shit show if just one nude got out.
Nathaniel Collins
This always confuses me
Christian Wood
Maryhill here
Samuel Lopez
What makes you say she's a cunt?
Chase Roberts
Adrian Rodriguez
Lenzie
Austin Nelson
James Hill
You know Marj Clark?
Mason Cox
Any nudes from Dundee... Ik quite a few people, would be interesting seeing familiar faces lmao
Connor Ross
Any yous ever shagged Gemmel? On ma bucket list
Brody Butler
She's a stuck up bitch unless she's drunk
Kayden Price
Anno cause lit is it ee-lon or ellen?
See he was probably conceived during an episode of Ellen.
Jayden Harris
Ah you know her? I went out with her sister Sian ten years ago. She hid me from her mum apparently cause she's a complete nutter.
That's three times now I've spoken to someone on here that knows them personally, are you a samefag?
Mason Young
Xavier White
Ah so u know her irl?
Aaron Thomas
Haha fucking kys lmao
Isaiah Wood
Haha that's cool, was she any fun to go out with?
Yeah their mum is a fucking nutter, like screaming at the milk in Tesco mad
Noah Evans
Is Tommy Gemmel no deed?
Jayden Jenkins
Yeah, I went to school with her
Nathaniel Smith
From what I noticed everyone knows each other in Dundee. Do you know David C? Hung out with a lot of hacking/game dev students back then from abertay uni
Michael Roberts
Nudes of the sister?
Sebastian Morgan
R Gemmel ma man
Nathan Adams
Newton Mearns here
Tyler Richardson
Nah, I'm preety new to dundee, just 2nd year student, but swear to got already know like half of the student population here
Gabriel Lee
She was fun to hang out with but a dead plank in bed. Remember that inbetweeners scene with Will having sex? Pretty much.
Bentley Edwards
That blows man, if she had a body like Steph you'd want her to ride you like a cowgirl
Sebastian Thompson
No pal. Only just moved here from Corstorphine.
Luis Wood
Ayr
Kevin Russell
There IS a blowjob pic I saved but it's vanished from my phone thanks to all the memes i keep saving...
Joshua Young
Anyone from Strathaven? This thread is just like every other Scottish thread :(
Cooper Thompson
A'right makes mare sense. Nope shes not had the pleasure of ma West coast Express, takes the burds coast tae bedpost in 30 seconds. Nae return journey and nae overnights.
Isaac Gonzalez
Was she any good with her mouth?
Cameron Gray
Found it. Sian R aka Shhn13 on fb
Gabriel Powell
Aw'tha Scottish threads are the same ya donkey. Barren empty no fun and full of folk talking shite.
Brings a wee tear tae ma eye seeing how we can bring a wee bitta Scotland intae the chan.
Grayson Torres
East Kilbride too
Cameron Cox
Kayleigh from Cumbernauld
Easton Reed
Not my cock I so deeply regret to inform you
Connor Hill
UK Mega
#F!cfwlEBSS!FzTAYGXQd7N1NShfL_Qhvg!ZWhDDZDA
Anthony Adams
Henry Mitchell
Nice! That you shes chowing down on?
Landon Walker
damn sounds class actually
need a big tiddy goth gf are there any cutting about floor 5 then? haha
Aiden Miller
At odd hours too. Saw a fairly busy thread going at 7am once, thought everyone was mad
Jose Gutierrez
Moar
Christopher Campbell
Jacob Collins
Deccys maw m8
Jace Lee
As a nation we have fuck all better to do so 7am on here postin is about right
Christopher Cook
There's a few swinging about, u should come by bruh. You can often get discounts for distorted as well, they guys from the metal society are sometimes giving them out. Also maybe have a look in joining their fb page or smth, if your interested. They almost seem like mad cunts for trying to revive the dead dundonian metal scene lol.....sorry for the shill lmao
David Harris
Any wee Motherwell tarts foties?
Dylan Murphy
she a proper redhead?
Parker Clark
Yeah she dyed it blonde now though. Shame
Blake Evans
What a waste. Was she a bush, strip or shaved kinda girl?
William Cruz
You know if anyone has messaged her the pic of her sucking dick?
Brayden Ramirez
No and I'm pals with her on fb, but if it was shared to her I'd be all for the result. Screenshot and all.
Leo Ramirez
Any bikini pics or slutty pics?
Caleb Bennett
Nah that's it. Her sister had way more wins
Juan Price
That's a shame then. Was she shaved like her sister?
Joshua Taylor
are any cunts from edinbrugh, leith reportin in
Carter Baker
Anyone got more from her only fans
Adrian Price
Did you nut in her?
Xavier Ramirez
Angus patrician reporting in.
Adam Hughes
Dundee signing in...
Also looking for some of the resent nudes going about.
Ken one of the lassies. Want to see
James Brown
Anymore EK?
Sebastian Russell
Joshua Bennett
Julian Morgan
Chase Scott
Robert Allen
Chase Parker
Come on man, did her pussy have a great big bushy beard of red hair when you fucked her??
Owen Kelly
anyone know her? have those titties?
Easton Flores
fucking fake, fucking filthy.
Gavin Wilson
What's fake?
Mason Sanders
Just her face, full of fucking slap. She's still tidy but could do with less.
William Perez
Jeremiah Perez
Tidy, who and where from?
Luke Jenkins
Ah right
William Hill
Is this more Chloe Hamilton?
Joshua Watson
Stirling city here.
Anyone got any Stirling, Dunblane or Bridge of Allan wins?
Oliver Johnson
Fucking lightning and all sorts.
Landon Myers
Amy from Edinburgh?
Michael Ramirez
Maz, ayr