Celeb Whores
Celeb Whores
>whores
you guys better not post any of the regular qt's
Lost so much nut to that show over the years
Fuck the police
Who is everyone's most fapped to celeb?
Like who?
THAT'S NOT A WHORE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kek that's definitely a whore
Bride is not a whore reeeeeee
yikes
tbh I always assumed he was just some baiting retard, didn't realise he was an actual psycho
and he just admitted to liking his pizza extra cheesy here in the thread? bold move. 'spose it doesn't matter at this point though if they're already onto him
pic related
Pick your top three!
>1
>4
>7
>mfw i saw 4's tits
Fuck that’s a hard question. Miley, I suppose.
Not anymore but over the years definitely Jessica Alba
She is :3
I mean he has been playing up the same tired shit for literally years. That can't be a character, it's 100% mental illness.
And I'm not saying hes mentally ill as an insult, hes fucked in the head for real.
Are you me user? 1,4, and 7 are my favorites as well. 4s nips are incredible
Jordyn needs to be black bred ASAP
Oh that's a whore, alright. Sex for material gain. The definition of a whore.
That's a good one!
All great choices so far boys. Can't fault any of you.
Possibly the same for me. She definitely used to be.
>pic related
Since 2010 (Kick Ass)
1, 2 and 8
Brie has drained my nuts plenty of times
Say it ain't so!
Chloe is sexy as fuck
iconic
insert cock
are we going across 1-? or up/down?
Id anchor my boat into Natalie’s Port, man...
That's tough. Nowadays it's probably pic related. But I'm old. My fapping days go back to pre-1980.
So.
dan says it is
Figure it out, you're talented
dubs of truth
across. like you're reading. jesus christ your autism is strong. get that checked out
easily
shoutouts to kate upton, tay swift, jessica alba, jennifer love hewitt, and jlo as well
4, 8, 9
My poor baby, impaled by Schneider's buttery baton!
Is emsy single now?
I believe it’s across left to right
where
Excellent taste dude. Who fueled your older faps?
the level of retardation that takes place in these threads sometimes, can you honestly blame me for getting clarification
Her Victorious contract got leaked years ago in which it said she had to do Dan Schneider thrice a week
true but I figured him as like, BD-level mental
I love her, but let's be honest, we all know what she was built for.
Damn I forgot about Britney. Truly one of the greats.
oh vj such a pretty babe
Is db gone for good?
Dove is the perfect toy, love shootin loads for her
As many as thrice? Her pusskin must look like the inside of a watermelon after tnigs family get done with it.
Nice choices
yeah ok
she old now :(
I like her new tits
Still fap worthy though
Somebody please just tell me who tnig is?
I am so fucking used to being able to google up answers to every question and it's bugging my OCD to not know. I assume he's famous for something other than pizza but what I am at a loss to tell. This usually means it's a stupid youtoober right?
The one and only celeb I need, Alison (boo)Brie(s)
I don’t think so
still gets my nutter butter churning
Hmmmm...whoo think was him..?!
same
all celebs were built for that
Ty :)
I can never get past her thresome scene in knock knock...
bd is a nice boy for the most part I like him :)
those lips have my hypnotised
Probs not
What about another one (boo)Brie
nothing like a babs tummy
Lmao only her nose remains the same
I want her to beat me up
>wwwhiiiiite men
>dudes*
That was a very awkward movie to watch with friends
Sounds like it would be fun with the right kind of friends.
NO THANK YOU
I-i-is that a roll of nickels in your pocket, Dan?
you are very right
He's just our resident spammer (one of them anyway). He just likes posting pics of himself usually along with incomprehensible text begging for money but he changes it up every so often.
He's been known to terrorise /hr/ threads a lot too with the same kinda shit.
Nevermind I checked back on the last thread. Famous 4skinz attention whore. Fancy that whoring for attention on this board and getting destroyed. Who woulda thunk it?
>top model wannabe
try an e-celeb thread maybe?
Literally 4 digit number of times for her
underrated af
lol no. he's almost guaranteed to be lurking rn.
I explained it in detail at the end of the last thread. also was able to go to the old thread on based clover and save this, despite him deleting it and trying to scrub it all. use it at your own risk or whatever. (dox is permabannable offense but I'm behind 7 proxies and 4 genders at any given time).. but you be weary if you value your Yea Forums time and don't know how to reset your modem, lmao
Two female friends who want to enact it?
NOT WHORE
WHORE
Oh ... yeah, female ...
I also like vagonas and clintorisus
yesir
Wonderful chest area
Somebody saaaaaaaave me
In crack of cleavage
Hope not, I like him
T he only problem is im fapping my brains ou t and then its li ke oh hi, Keanu....
this
Hope so, smileanon got bullied out because of him
For penetration?
Bella is for fun but you betta wear a thick condom !!!
Mods underage whore
What happened to smilefu D:
Why am I out the loop on everything lol
Some other fag told smileanon to kys how can db control that?
Nude though?
Some guy bullied him the other night, told him to kys and kept calling him a fag and stuff.
You want a circlejerk, don't you
kek
Those smexy bubble tits are built to be squeezed
Would love to add another one to that number tbh
At least a circle jerk.
Why are foreign sloots so good to fap too?
This is probably my fav picture of her right now
Lia....did you see the state of it now? She went full lezbo, nipple rings, tattoos, cut her hair, drugs, hairy pussy no doubt and underarms too...turns my stomach to think about it.
He basicly pissed off everyone
THEY DID HIM LIKE A DOG
>rack em
na but forreal. it wasn't cool. then yesterday db went full autist on mj (mah boo and someone everyone who knows him, loves very much). pissed a few people off who didn't know he was capable of being that way. I already knew so I wasn't surprised or even angry really. just told him that we won't be cool ever if he doesn't make it right. dumb shit really. but gossip, nonetheless lol.
They said he treated db like shit
I know that. But how is it his fault what other people said?
Fuck the guy who bullied smileanon 100%.
At least?
Because they are foreign, lol
that is a good one, although i love most of her material
those tits look so inviting
lady Gal
yeah but as i said before it was the FineBros fault they sexually assaulted her in multiple counts since kids react
You know maybe some mouth action.
pretty big tited blonds is a trend?
What actually happened? How bad could it have been? Did he just call mj names or what?
Fisting tbh
can you blame them?
A JEWESS...interesting choice. Does anyone think about the amount of jewesses in Hollywood. She has blonde hair, blue eyes...no she couldn't be- you think. In fact she most likely is. Studies from reputable sources have shown that 78% of all Hollywood actresses are jewesses. The other 22% are Africans or latinos . I am not fan of Hitler, however he was trying to warn us...and i will say no more.
Cease that faggotry asap!
Any boredom is nothing more than a lack of attention
Would definitely risk it
Inviting is a perfect way to describe them
:(
But I like it
He could have said it wasn't the truth as he was clearly in that thread, too
Can't you people just check the archives if you care so much about finding out what happened instead of passing on misinformation and half truths that you "heard" of about this soap opera style drama?
Sincerely, the anons who don't give two shits
I agree, fuck that guy who bullied halnon with a splintered old fence post with rusty nails in it :3
Don't know when it happened so how can I check?
Imagine milking cock between those massive titties
..by your female friends.
Sure ... yes ... that
I love women! ...
I kinda have to agree with this user.
perfection
I'll never smile again :(
...
Tough choice...
And dubs!
Maggie is fucking amazing
A negress...quite the brave post. But did you consider why you 'find' her attractive. I submit you might be trained to think so by the media. Negroids are find in their own way, it might shock you to know i don't believe in slavery. They are too lazy anyway. But anyone in their right mind will not find her 'hot', exotic maybe. After all , the hottentot venus stirred many a Victorian gent. But it is the new millenium and we must be very aware, very aware or get wiped out my fellow whites. We live in dangerous times.
Fuck the police
gif/webm?
You know shes a jew right? The Jews are circumcised so she cant even feel sexual pleasure.
I want to suck on Brie's big long nipples
kek wat?
This displeases me
why not both
Then why can't I stop masturbating?
Would suckle on for hours
NOT WHORE
WHORES
MILFWHORE
WEW CHICKEN SOUP
same
fuggggg
That would be nice, I don't want to overplay my hand
This pic is so fucking hot!
I'd impregnate her immediately upon seeing those glorious nipples
couple ways you could mean that
chad doesn't even know that I kissed his butthole while he was sleeping last night.
No pun was intended
Why does everyone like Gal so much today?
Where did everyone go?
biggggg
Fuck yea
>today
Not a new love for me. Shes a 10/10
Pick ONE
>today
avenging smilefu
grab yer pitchforks
Her tits deserves a huge load
They all left, apparently.
more
Are we boycotting celeb threads til smileanon comes back?
This is a cause I can get behind!
im here now, feel free to rejoice in my presence
also
>
>Girls Like You
I wasn't there tbh so I shouldn't even be weighing in, really. but if I'm gonna talk about anyone like I did, it's gonna be in the open and not behind their backs. just to clarify. ALL I know is what mjbae told me and what things I heard and few SSs I saw. but mj was very upset by it. that pissed me off, not what db did. also know that based babsanon, who's like the sweetest user ever was really ticked off about it too. I guess some threats were made, idk exactly. but mj and db have known each other for like 5 years or something and know just about everything there is about one another. which they've *trusted* each other with. db lit that trust on fire and pissed on it and mj. so whatever. I've felt the bizzare brunt of DB's tirades and know first hand how off balance it can catch you and make you feel. so that's why I got nothin but love for smileanon cuz p sure all his shit started with db too. and it was either entirely bullshit or a misunderstanding they could've handled in private. but lemme tell ya, I love db. have for a long time despite what's "happened" between us, but db can be like a junkyard dog when he wants. a junkyard dog with a lot of "friends" (flunkies) to do his bidding. smileanon and mj are both docile and as sweet as sugar and aren't built for any conflict. not even celeb thread bullshit. db knows this and attacked them both which is what I believe set babsanon off the most. he's a natural protector/nurturer like myself and he wasn't having it. was proud of him tbh. anyway I'm done with these long ass posts. I told my life story, explained tnig in detail and now this. all of which could arguably take up someone's whole day telling. so there you go, brother. that's my take, my honest read of it and my 2 cents. time for qts and goofs.
It's just that I usually don't receive as much attention as I have for posting her .
DAMN! anymore from this shoot?
:(
Yipee
also
>
NEED more nudes of ms Brie
NM, got them
who the girl tho
If you were a rich arab.. pic only 1
wanna nut on her back
Ok, won't ask again. Sorry for putting you on the spot
I can't, I love them both so much.
kendall if i were anyone, its not even a choice. your game sucks kylie is the worst. i take caitlyn before that thing
LOL.
Kendall no contest
Kendall, it's literally not even an actual choice.
Then post, for fucks sake
Ok, fine. Maybe slight pun was intended, not my proudest moment in the pun game though
always thought she's a classy and beautiful lady, with a very cute accent
DELETE THIS
You need to do write down the celeb thread chronicles some day
Bruh, are you on meth?
hey I don't like doing this shit either but I always do my due diligence and keep it real. ain't no half steppin around me, nigger. this one just happens to involve someone I care for deeply. but I'm with ya for the most part.
Dan "give VJ his beer can slider" Schneider
You are waifu?
Who is this?
omg, what a queen
Your stupid
no worries at all brother.
kek I should.
not the first time I've been asked this the past few days. na man. not even my Adderall lol. I'm just this way as hard as that is to believe. brain a million miles a minute. it's a blessing and a curse.
Breed
too young
way too ugly
>low tier bait
Thanks mate
Missed your life story, tell it again
Hot kris10
Dayum
I love this girl more than I love air or water
I didn't read through all of it and just wanna say that I have nothing to do with Halston user. I didn't even know he got any shit. I love that guy and was pretty glad that he finally wanted to chat with me privatly on disc. I never had drama with him
With MJ it is like it is. If people are important to me they can hurt me. Idc about trolls, shit posts, insults, whatsoever, but when a close friend does something I don't like then I get upset about it.
Like Chad ignoring me (puposely or not doesn't matter) hurt me cause I love him
MJ talking about stuff I told him AFTER he leaked some other stuff about me was really offputting
I don't mind answering you but I won't tell you anything private about it
air is overrated
love to fuck those
Fuck
what is going on with that door?
Hell yes
UNLEASH THEM
Maddie Superiority
That's called a gold plate and it refelct light
Agreed!
I prefer to call it Maddie dominance
i fucking love her thickness
Her long neck gets me off i want to srangle her while doggy
TIME TO JACK OFF
Does anyone have JB Brooks real facebook?
(tnig)
I don't know it anymore.
And he‘s back, was almost gone a full day.
What a surprise.
Interesting
LMAO why does it have a peek hole?
DOXING IS BANNABLE
hotel room maybe?
So what? Because I don't wanna get the blame for things I have nothing to do with?
For reasons
So you can look first before opening the door? They are in the lobby
I am just asking for public information
Cry me a river
More!
kate owns my cock
but its facing the wrong way
Please tell me that's photoshopped
I wish she would sit on my face
more legs?
What? No it isn't
That what I would also love. Basically using my face like a pillow
If you get down on me I'll get down on you, I will do anything that you want me to.
I hear you
u
you might be onto something
holy fuck
Not a celeb
Super silva haze?
oh my god!
wew chad
I'd love to get down on you
So juicy
what the gross is that
topless ≠ nude
lol maybe someday. it's Xanax and Chill time now. not like it even matters, but they're prescribed and I never abuse them. they're the only thing that make this meth train brain chill tf out.
hey dude read what I said. I wasn't trying to gaslight anything or get anyone upset at you. but you know I'm gonna speak on how I feel regardless. also a blessing and a curse but it is what it is. also, mj has never told me any sensitive things about you. not once. I wouldn't ask anyway but he hasn't and wouldn't tell me shit about you. and he tells me everything. idk what you're referring to and I don't want to know, but I'd almost bet cash that whatever it is, you told more than just mj about it. I'll leave it alone for good now, though. scout's honor.
I had a slight hunch
hipfu best fu
shes so hot
fucking incredible
xanax and chili will give you wicked gas, bro. go easy
didn't mean to air your dirty laundry bro. just my take. ahhhh lol
I'm not saying anything about you said is wrong, cause, well it's not
I was just trying to make clear that I don't wanna create any more drama and that I wouldn't bad mouth anyone publicly
Especially not Halston user or MJ
I sincerely hope to see both of them posting again. Just like I wanna see you posting and post with you
kek'd audibly. ty for that
gotcha. glad there's some level of mutual understanding. makes me feel better. again I got nothing but love for ya. just an unfortunate thing is all.
A cute!
...
Same and I wouldn't every specifically target to make him feel awful. That's not me
>any more drama
sure bruh, you would never do that
ever specifically target someone*
Smh
All New
it's ok, just after fighting the same fight this afternoon I didn't think there was still any necessity for a verbal outbreak like that
we cool bro
See you are one of the fanboys of the other side. And just add up where nothing is needed. Don't even dare to speak out
1, 4, 9,
finally
Jayden Bartels