ITT:
We all live in a house
The house contains:
20 bedrooms
3 bathrooms one of which is a private one part of a bedroom (won’t say which one)
A sound studio with a guitar, piano, and a high end pc with audio editing software
A kitchen with 4 ovens, a dishwasher, 3 microwaves, and a sink.
A gaming room with a Nintendo switch, a ps4, and an Xbox one, and A gaming pc (you can bring more consoles if you want)
An empty basement
An empty attic
And a living room with a flatscreen TV, 3 couches, and a nice coffee table with a vase full of roses on it.
Before you move in there are a couple of rules
1: you may only claim bedrooms and depending on how many people move in you may have to share one
2:once you choose a room you cannot change it
3: you may do illegal activities in this house but remember I am never responsible for them because if I get arrested you’re all going to the streets.
Now the doors open (jk it’s locker wait outside for me to give you the key) come on in!
ITT:
>a mansion's worth of people
>only one dishwasher
>only one sink
Have fun with that mountain of dishes
We will. We will. And you’ll see. And you’ll cry. Because this is the best house ever you cunt!
In all seriousness I probably should have planned the house out more carefully
I choose to live in the living room
rule 1 nigga choose a room
Ill make myy own room in the basement and live there for eternity
I choose the attic, all to myself
>hope you boys don't mind if I hang a few Bo D. posters in the bathroom
rule 1
rule 1
fuck your rules. any room with a bed in it=bedroom
>Plus I'm going to smoke lots of weed up there and stare creepily at all of the neighbors out of the dingy window
the attic is barely big enough to fit a bed, choose a room. or i'll keep you outside
I will take a bedroom and put a lot of anime shit in it. Anyone is welcome. And I use the internet connection of the house to watch Loli porn.
ok which room would you like? pick a number
Number 15
sure thing, i should let you know there is a small pest problem in that room as in there is only one fly that we have grown rather attached to. his name is ringo please dont kill him, we leave out applesauce for him everyday
>hands you the key
WELCOME TO THE HOUSE user
GOOD.
I'LL JUST LIVE OUTSIDE
>with the bears
ok then
FINE
>Look how much fun we are having already
>Don't even want your stupid attic or whatever
Thank you for the keys user.
Can you tell me what the wifi password is and where toilets is at? Because.... I have to do something really quick!
Shit he’s gonna start a bear uprising.
Wi-Fi password is 42069nigger bathroom will be on your left down the hall to the right. Would you like some tissues and lotion as well?
Ehhh... Aaaaaa.... Yeah that would be great :)
Ok sure thing just keep it somewhat timely I wanna getcyou moves in as fast as possible
I will stroke my fish as fast as possible. Brb
>you don't know the half of it
shit shit shit. we'll let you build a backyard and make a bear sanctuary!