Is it bad that I put random things around the house in my butthole? I am a 43 year old man who works from home while my family is away for the day. Blessings, user.
Is it bad that I put random things around the house in my butthole...
Lucas Baker
Jonathan Baker
Do you wash them after you take them out?
Charles Price
Actually, I just did! Sometimes I worry whether I do a good enough job, but I hesitate to put them in the dishwasher after each anal exploration. I can hear my wife now "Honey, were you cooking today?"
Austin Scott
I always find it hard to properly clean a whisk. Takes me forever to clean out the stuff that gets stuck inside. Can't imagine how difficult it would be to get it to stop smelling like shit after insertion in the anus.
Christian Reyes
or do you only insert the grip?
Kevin Perry
Only the grip! But not just the tip. I do stop before the whisk section, though.
Jacob Lewis
Why don't you use a dildo? Are you afraid of your wife finding it?
Parker Brooks
YES!!! You nailed it. Just like I nailed myself a few minutes ago. It was an interesting one - first I came just a little from edging and anal penetration. Then I finally jerked it good and gushed. I can usually feel my anus tighten hard around whatever is inserted as I ejaculate. It certainly intensifies things. One time, my wife stuck a finger in my ass but, sadly, it wasn't great somehow and we never continued to try. That was back when I used to rim her. Now she thinks it's gross. Anyway.
Parker Rodriguez
>ITT: Closet faggot talks about his secrets
Hunter Lopez
Jaxon Hernandez
fag
Lincoln Allen
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Ryder Moore
Of all the things to LARP about. Your gay, we get it. Go to /lgbt/ and tell them.
Benjamin Gutierrez
fagget
Dominic Howard
i hope you disinfect them if you don't want to feed your family colon bacteria
either way, just buy a dildo you disgusting fuck
Blake Reed
kekkkk I am actually laughing. The idea of sex with a dude is so repulsive to me! I can't even watch porn where there is a black dude because I can't imagine it's me. Black chicks on the other hand...
Hey wait, why is Hagred the one telling me I'm a faggot lol??
Lucas Hall
how do you recommend disinfecting? bleach? wither way - good point, thanks
Jordan Powell
You should think really hard about a place where you can keep stuff like this without your wife finding it. Not only is using household things very unsanitary (no you can't clean off all the fecal bacteria), there are toys out there that can pleasure you far better than a fucking whisk handle. There has to be some place where she will never look.
Also, you need to think about opening up to your wife about this. Keeping secrets like this is unhealthy, and it's a slippery slope. In time, you will become (sexually) disconnected from her, which may lead to a divorce. If you don't want to be open to her about it, think about whether your assplay is worth that risk.
Angel Smith
isopropyl alcohol does the trick
to mention again, just buy a dildo you dirty fuck
Asher Gomez
You make some very good points. I only started it again once I got depressed from my job loss. Maybe it will pass once I'm in a better place again. If not, though, maybe I need to open up to her (kek) or make my anus "exit only" until my dying day. seriously, tho, I appreciate the thought. u must be femanon.
hey that's a good idea, you clean fuck, you!
Isaiah Bennett
>The idea of sex with a dude is so repulsive to me!
>I can't even watch porn where there is a black dude
Just going for all the buzzwords.
Yeah I'd have saved the big type up. LARP thread. OP is a fruity homo looking for validation. Move along everyone, nothing to see here.
Bentley Myers
>buzzwords
which ones? am I cool?
> fruity homo looking for validation
Nah, more of a shitpost that has turned out to be a learning experience about removing shit and making healthy decisions. I have nothing against LGBTQ, though.
Luis Howard
not a femanon, just someone who has some experience with having secrets from the SO and having them backfire.
Blake Rivera
and what is larp anyway? I mean I get what it means but I have no idea where it comes from. Live action roleplaying games?
Ayden Reed
cool. What's SO?
Jonathan Gomez
now train to cum from anal only, get your wife to lock you up in chastity, and finally be a proper slave hubby
Jayden Watson
significant other
Tyler Powell
>browses Yea Forums
>finds it hard to believe someone who claims to shove stuff up their butt
Carson Hall
>objects in asses dump incoming
>for OP inspiration
YOU CAN DO IT FAGGOT
Noah Thomas
>Is it GAY that I put random things around the house in my butthole?
yes, it is.
it's definitely GAY
Jaxson Adams
operating system
Andrew Torres
Jose Carter
David Allen
Ryder Adams
Fuck with me
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Jose Roberts
This is beastiality and is not allowed on this site
Aaron Wilson
why should it be gay? It starts being gay if he wants a guy he loves to do this. And even than this wouldn´t be the gay part. The gay part would be in love with a man. Is it that hard to understand?
Else. stop watching straight porn, because you half the time are looking on a guys cock and do you really know its not his hard cock making you horny?
Owen Rogers
its not gay if its not a dick
change my mind
Gavin Powell
This is bullshit. You don't need to love the guy for sex to be considered gay. Do you fuck your buddy in the ass, cum in him and then softly whisper 'no homo' into his ear?
David Adams
this OP, being a bitch boi is loads of fun
Aiden Miller
Wow, bread has risen in my absence. Had to go pick one of the kids up.
The whole chastity thing never interested me. Neither does the incest phenomenon.
kekkk
wow, thanks for all the cool inspiration. I can do it!!! I've used cucumbers and bananas before. They kind of hurt, tho
kekkk I never asked if it was gay. I am secure in my orientation! I'm pretty close to a zero on the Kinsey scale I think.
I am an OS polygamist.
triangle represent - Go Heels! Sorry, if you're a dude I'm not interested and if you're a girl I'm too scared/ want to be faithful. I think...
I would eat that.
I remember when scat wasn't allowed, but I guess it's not illegal.
Ron White had a funny part of his standup about all guys who watch porn being gay. I do think it's homosexuality if you let a guy bone you, though, whether you love him or not.
I think you're right. However, I would feel gay if I got a dildo that looked like a dick. Just my opinion. I don't want to tear my ass in half with one of those dragon things, tho.
Oh man I lost hard on the whispering "no homo". I am still kekking! U guys are great.
I would much rather dominate. My fave position is for the woman to be face down, ass up, and spreading her ass cheeks for easy access to both vulva and anus for my mouth and cock. Unfortunately, I rarely get my wife's ass in the air... But, it's still great sex. Se la vie.
Michael Baker
Hey, what happened to all the creative ass insertion pics??
Parker Baker
And where did everybody go? Guess they thought I died of sepsis due to colon puncture with a whisk...
Ayden Flores
is the whisk like the one in the OP? Doesn't the metal feel cold to insert? Do you prep it with hot water before insertion?
Adrian Bailey
That is the exact model that we have. I bought it years ago because it had good reviews - it has held up well through egg scrambling and assplay alike. And DAMN it was cold when it went in today! I forgot to warm it up in warm water or even just in my hand. Then again, my hands are cold themselves when I jerk off a lot of times unless I take the time to warm them in warm water. Usually I'm too excited and forget until I already have lotioned them up. But I guess my meat warms them up eventually kek. Maybe that's why pussy is always so much better for me than fapping, even though there is no anal involved for me. Definitely no anal for her unfortunately... I usually watch my own anal and pretend I am fucking ass while I jerk. Once recently, I even filmed it on my phone which was connected to the TV and watched it as I jerked. Anyway.
Mason Sanders
Did you know there are silicone whisks? They're apparrently better for your pans as they don't scrape as much. This is especially true for non-stick pans. They're also less cold to the touch. Maybe you should casually suggest switching to a silicone whisk for the sake of your pans.
Ryan Evans
done