What would your response be?

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Go back in time and actually exist

Its been at least 12 years and im married

So thats a no from me bro

That is my most dreaded day. Because I might just forgive the cunt. Or murder her. Lucky that day will not come, hopefully.

be attractive

fuck off fag she'll check mine's instead

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>Implying I’ve ever even had a GF to break up with

You cock sucking fegots. This is how you achieve dubz.

literally how? Oh you mean like this?

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You cheated on me...the trust is gone and nothing is ever going to bring it back

hermahgerd lerve mer alern

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But me a PTRD 41 and 3200 rounds of 14.5x114 +P and we're good

Šetam se po kući u boksama i šlapama, glava mi je ćelava, drobina mi dlakava! Pušim mali cvit da me ne bi sjebalo! Slušam ovaj beat i repam pred ogledalom! Slušaj ritam, 7/8 metrika, ovakav rep nema Evropa ni Amerika!

Yes, that was exactly what I wanted to say. That fucking whore deserves to be single.

honestly my ex was fugly, but my current gf is so much better looking, that being said. I wouldn't take her back, but i would try to get a 3 some going for sure. That was my plan when i tried to get them to be friends, but the ex didnt put in any effort, and my gf dropped her.

i would sit her down,get on Yea Forums and tell her to check these dubs

You sneaky little nigger.

Dobro onda

Rack the slide on the shotgun I keep next to the door and tell her to get the fuck off my property.

Burst into tears. Between sobs tell her "but I saw you die".

How the fuck did you get my address bitch?

ahahahahahahahahahaha

I would strap her in a hogtie or a bitch suit and keep as my personal slave

If you stupid retards could actually get dubs you might have an ex that'll come to your door in the first place.
Now check THESE.

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I'd propably just invite her in and talk to her.
We went apart on good terms and to be honest I do feel kinda lonely at the moment.

i've had that happen with 2 different exs. slam the door or hang up the phone

You fucked up again as you always do. These dubs are for you.

inorite... my fault for not burying the body further away. Bitch'll be haunting me for years now.

turn three-sixty degrees and walk out the door bih

eh, what can i say, its a bucket list item, my gf says she is willing to do it, firm beliver that a successful 3 some comea from finding a 3rd person who ia much uglier then whom your with. My ex was indeed fugly, but she let me do anything o wish with her body, while my current gf is muuuuch better looking and doesnt have a wondering eye, but can be a dead fish in bed. So best of both worlds.

ex gf id say is a 4/10
current gf is a 8/10 IMO

We are NOT going to talk.... I may talk.... You are going to hold my almonds.... And eat snacks.... We snuggle... I won't hurt you... Even if you talk

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I thought you were in the marines?

Retarded, dubs are hokey baloney

Wandering eye

Stop doing heroine and weed and crack and lsd.

Wondering balls.

Wander my foot up your ass

I would turn 360 degrees and take her back because I am mayor of cuck city

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her left eye would just slowly move to the left haha, bitch had bad hygiene also. we come home after being at a rock concert and she would refuse to takena shower, so she would be told to sleep on the floor. She is some sjw, and last i herd she was dating a younger brother of a guy who had a crush on her, so for all i know she gets split roasted by two brothers.

fuck her up the ass. i have a herpes outbreak atm so i’d give her ass herpes.

fuckin

Pour gasoline onto yourself and light a match.

Let me try again. Dont worry about feeling mistrust. Im going to prove you wrong and im not gonna let you down.

Who do you think gave that to you?

kek

"No."

Actually happened to me. Ex cheated on me and we broke up. She goes with other guy for awhile. They brake up. Not long after she comes to my place. Crying, apologizing, and begging me to take her back because she made a huge mistake. I "forgive" her and "take her back" then we have sex and I just hate fuck the shit outta her. After sex I kick her out and told her it was a nothing root and she could fuck off. She got upset because she thought I'd actually take her back. I tell her now you know what it's like to get fucked over bye bitch.

Do the vegeta closing door thing. Also calling 911 first before she does in a vagina frenzy, just to call me a rapist or smth

Id just slam the door in her face then sit back on the sofa and play vidya with my gf

i'd be staring at empty space cause I've never had a girlfriend fag

This happened to me. I had to further explain what she'd done because she still didn't get it, only knew I was mad. She cried harder than ever and begged forgiveness.

It was late and I think, raining. She didn't drive there. I gave her a blanket and said "there's the couch".

i'd be just ????
Since i know myself i'd let her in, have a talk but wouldn't get back with her

I been married 20 years now, bitch! GTFO!

check out my dubs

Tell her to:
> " fuck off and don't bother me again or I'll file a harassment charge " .

shut the front door

what a bunch of losers

Because they failed or because they waste their time at such stupid shit in the first place?

I would literally marry her on the spot

Invent a time machine.

Fuck off & take my wife with you.

All your bitches will flock when they see my digits

Already happend. Don't respond. Always leave them wanting :p

You can fuck off!

I would kill her.
not j/k

"Jesus Christ, it's a fucking zombie!"

For the dense, my ex is dead.

Piss her in the face

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fuck off !!!, ex for a reason

show bobs and vagene pls dear

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No zombie, she is a valkyrie of Odin. That crippling pain in your chest that went away inexplicably a minute ago was a fatal heart attack. Your still warm body is still in the chair sitting in a fresh pool of its own released fluids.