What next ?

What next ?

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Well she already replied..

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Tits or gtfo

Real original

I think this chick is retarded

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Just go in and tell him you want to facefuck her

Yeah she is. Ghost her and move on

ask about anal

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nice user

Skip the anal part next time. Or at least save it for later.

You went too hard on her user

Nothing like a sandy handy

Ok moving on

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She looks like the type who would go for it

>56 miles away

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Land whale

Ask her "Have you tried it and not liked it?"

Gat Milk..

In Texas. Everything is 56 miles away

Alex your face is so fuckable, I must admit. Mwah

How many sandwiches are between those tiddies?

Trips of truth

This lol

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Shit I didn't see the trips. I got you if she replies

How much for you to suck on my cock till I say stop?

a straight to the point man. very professional indeed

No no dont do it.. Stupid thing to say to her. (im the one who got trips btw)

Tell her "Beijing Accuses Bolton Of Attempting To "Smear" Country"

I'll message another fattie with gatmilk

I also wanna motorboat your muffin top and nut between your choppers, you down?

The veins on my penis are bulging in anticipation of your response

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I meant in general dude..

Kek

Never lead with a handy - nothing in it for her, and not that much for you.

>brain read as "bolt-on"
>would be a better world, no ragrets

Hawt Damn that thiiic

What next with the first girl?

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Hi Yasmina, your booty is so yummy, I wanna ride it all night long, also go down on you of course

maybe you can give ME anal?

Dis could work. And her son can hold the camera

ahem...

>I RAPE CHILDREN, REPORT ME I RAPE CHILDREN ASSHOLES

I swipe right on every girl without looking. Never know which fatty will come to your place just to blow you..

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Jessica, I'm so sorry I'm just a bit tipsy, I just want you to know that I am mesmerized by your eyeglasses

Can i atleast please se some tiddies!

Haha

Post your pic, OP

cee lo green lookin ass bitch

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>complimenting her glasses instead of her eyes
Jesus christ no wonder some of u guys cant even get laid, i really hope this is ironic

Jazz, I've been so alone without you... I wants a hug

If you pull back my foreskin you can keep half the cheese

it is

Nigger we joking here

Must be his first time on b poor lad

If i wear a condom you wont catch my aids

Next girl? Last fattie didn't like a sandy handy idea

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Thx for the replies lads i was getting real bored

She won't bite
>drunk at 3pm

Next!!

You have such a pretty smile, but a little sad at the same time. I'd love to get to know you. And also see those chubby fingers wrapped around my cock.

TOP Kek

Alisia, why you smiling for?

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How bout you cuff me and muff me?

This is why tinder sucks cuz good looking guys will fuck a girl of any caliber and it raises their confidence. Satisfied with my sex life just wish I could be a bit more choosy.

Wait for her to respond First stoopid....

>You have such a pretty smile, but a little sad at the same time. I'd love to get to know you. And also see those chubby fingers wrapped around my cock.

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I was having a bad day due to Jewish tricks (long story), but when I saw your smile... Thank you, I love you

You gotta hawt bod! And sexy lips! You made a tent in my sweatpants!

They don't always respond nigger
Anyway I'm messaging alot of fat girls that I've matched with over the past few weeks

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tell her you’ve read her autobiography, moby dick is a great book. did the spear hurt when it impaled you?

Got a bite

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Back to your original question. I'm studying for my GED and want some help. What the hell was the Missouri Compromise?

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Point taken white boi. These two look promising!

tell her: i love how you look with that mic in front of your mouth, i bet you can handle my pecker as well as you can handle that big black beast

see

Wanna have some fun baby?

What song were you singing in that profile pic? Please say it was "Killin' in the Name Of!"

>
>tell her: i love how you look with that mic in front of your mouth, i bet you can handle my pecker as well as you can handle that big black beast

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>THIS

OP was not a faggot this day. i tip my fedora to you, OP.

How much for you to stick a finger in my ass while I bark like a dog?

Hey Summer, I'm your tiny grandpa, tiny Rick!

Which one are you? The cute girl with the sexy lips and bad teeth? Or the cute girl with the sexy lips hiding her bad teeth?

If you keep your labias parted to dry do they moisten themselves back up automatically?

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more,
Or close the wall up with our English dead!
In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility,
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger:
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favored rage,
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect,
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon, let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a gallèd rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swilled with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English,
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof,
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument.
Dishonor not your mothers. Now attest
That those whom you called fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
25And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture. Let us swear
That you are worth your breeding, which I doubt not,

I would be lying if I told you I'm not in it for the sex

>fluent in sarcasm
>some place - some place - some place - some place
>sports

MUCH ORIGINAL SO FUNI

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Which one of you holes wants to get fuckin stuffed?

>expecting women not to be basic
Just how do i know ur a virgin?

i would slap them cheeks

Tell every girl "Wanna eat my ass?"

tell the next girl you’re female to male trans and, for full disclosure you wish to tell them your dick looks like a deformed bratwurst

Fuck your polo shirt Zachary. And your Ray-Bans. Fucking Jordan Belfort wannabe

Down by the navy yard for fleet week again, huh, zach?

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She unironically looks like a female Paul Wall, i guess you can tell her that

>please respond

If you have another cold sore on your tongue I'm 100% in on a blowjob.

Emilie why not Emily???? Btw I so wanna fuck your nose in the left hole!

Do you still have that zit on your chin? If yes can I shit on your face?

ask her if you can see her in action with her dog

Fake pic fake profile nigger

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see

Can I have the key to your heart Emilie? You're too cute to be true, also I LOVE dogs!

Just realized how some Yea Forumseta is getting matches

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Do you still own that husky? If not thats a dealbreaker for me.

Bumping for jej

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so bragging about how ugly you are and how much confidence you lack is a thing now?

Why not try all the NON fatties? One is bound to bite, no?

come on lads these are fucking poor

Lol lol

I actually want to get nudes from them

someone should clean that fucking seat

You ever been with a negroid you bottomed out whore

disformed penis Mr pee over the edge

no, i was talking about slapping your cheeks

Ask the next girl if she's ok with you being into swinging and participating in orgies.

Got another booger hog

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Just kidding. I'm actually a rich douchey prep school guy. My penis may be soft and disappointing, but you'll be seen at expensive restaurants and the hippest clubs, where I'll be blowing the bar backs in the restroom.

You're definitely my type. I hope that douchey white guys are your type.

Dear lord Tamara, I came diamonds masturbating to your pic, wanna be fuckbuddies?

You look alright in you pictures but your makeup can use a little work, I work as a beautician for a mourtuary and can doll up the most unattractive corpses for their open casket funerals. How bout I give it a go on your face. Will be my greatest challenge to date.

holy shit, how can something that disgusting be picky? yikes!

Can we switch to dubs gets?

ask her how her uncle, the great native american chief overweight toad is, and if she has decided to take his name

Jesus fuck. Kek

Yeah ok dubs gets next

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For this hog

Im glad you know about physical attraction. I have no idea who would swipe right. Your a ugly fat fuck. But im real horny and just need too dump my load. When can i fuck your piggy ass?

Shit man, go easy on them women

Wanna stick your foot in my ass while I howl like a wolf?

Sorry Emilie, my friend stole my phone and typed in that last one. I think you're adorable. I just hope your dog doesn't bite douchey white guys.

using this cucks dubs for the following to the next girl, i am going with the occams razor:
>fucking nigger

Do you like selecting all images with fire hydrants?

Sorry my friend took my phone and typed thst in.

You're super cute. I hope you like the smellof ax body wash and failure. If so, let's get together!

>You look alright in you pictures but your makeup can use a little work, I work as a beautician for a mourtuary and can doll up the most unattractive corpses for their open casket funerals. How bout I give it a go on your face. Will be my greatest challenge to date.

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Perfect candidate

>yeah I’m good looking, tell me something I don’t know.
I’m mean good looking for someone who likes fatties I guess

What size paint roller do you use for your eyebrows?

ask her how she got into america

topkek

This as a follow up

>black beast
My sides

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rerolling for these

fuck

Reroll

reroll

Fuck it. Lol

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Roll

please respond

Contact with this one might be RIP (pun very much intended)

Get fucked

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This

if she doesnt reply in 5 ask her if ICE got to her and you’ll send money to her

Send her a “work sample”

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This

AINT DAT SOME SHIT

No replies from previous girls, but this one replied. Probably a guy

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How long does it take on average to get a response? Maybe some of these are too obvious

$20 mines bigger

Only about 10% reply to a simple hello or hey

say:
hello handsome, you’ve got a jawline for days. how about we go to your place and i’ll tickle the head of your penis with my tongue before taking your might chocolate monster into my mouth ;)

>794806952
Try to have sex with one of them and then share pics

You're one sexy operator. And i like a girl who drives stick. And the way that seatbelt nestles between your bosoms. Mmmm. Baby, you can drive my car!

Oh shit.. lol

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What's next?
Really?
She is a fat Nigger.
She shouldn't even be spoken to

This

Time for your work sample

tell her you can fit an entire glass jar into your anus and then link goatsy

Joking, but seriously I'm dying to fuck you.

New one. Fucking mexi trannies

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re roll

I'm also quite good at viginoplasty for an amateur

lol this is funny but also very mean

You can't send pics on tinder or I would

>this thread

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This

>hello mate, hope you’re well. you seem like a really sweet guy and really genuine. just so we can get things straight, are you a top or bottom? i am a power bottom. i’ve never had brown meat before, and i’ve heard stories about little whities like me struggling to take it. but i promise i’ll give it my all

Fuck, can you send links?

pinterest.com/pin/469922542348525176/

>must love animals
red flag

Kek reroll!

rr

Are you a fat nigger too?

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weak

holy fuck

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>>hello mate, hope you’re well. you seem like a really sweet guy and really genuine. just so we can get things straight, are you a top or bottom? i am a power bottom. i’ve never had brown meat before, and i’ve heard stories about little whities like me struggling to take it. but i promise i’ll give it my all

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How is this of all things a red flag?

Make sure to ask her what she thinks of your work

Kekekek

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Sorry my little brother stole my phone.

You're super cute. Can we meet so i can buy you some jewelry?

Dubs decided, fuck off

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Well you can't win them all. Should I set up a 3way? I'll cradle his balls while he pumps your holes full of throbbing man meat.

This

This

Almost quads

This for sure

Dubs of truth

Got a new one she's kinda cute tho.... for a bean

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:D
JUST CALL ME THE ANGEL OF THE MORNING, baby

Wait... are you a chick? Ewwww

checked. deliver op

Fucking kek

>listen I don't speak spic but I do know a hot tamale when I see one

Nobody is getting dubs fast enough so I'm going for the most relevant on this one

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Double checked

I love the 80's too! Who's your favorite? Duran Duran, or Tears for Fears?!?!

Gisy was the hot one.

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Checked XD
All is well

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Fucking faggot OP is it so hard to copy word for word or even send the shit to tHE RIGHT FUCKING PERSON?

And posted to the wrong girl.

ask her if she will get gender reasignment surgery

I can do the jackson thing, but lat me take your hols

Mortuary fag here. Props to OP. Have not laughed this hard in a thread here in a very long time. OP is truly not a fag

>well i’m not attracted to you you fat fuck but we all have to make sacrifices

Any nud pics hun? Make my billi boy grown?

I'm sending them to the last girl who responded faggot

rr for

So your a fucking homophonic racist! It’s 2019 bitch

Okay, then how about "I've got a child farm, wanna come over and fuck some kids and eat the corpses?"

Roll

Reroll

It's ok. I'm versatile. Should we all meet at the cheesecake factory for lemonades?

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Win

Hmmmm...whoo think was him..?!

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So all the other girls don't get a response. Im losing interest

How is that a win?

reroll for bitch who said she aint into nogs

Shut the fuck up you soulless bugman GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Not a dubs win but a funny win

she wont fuck black guys dude shes a keeper

I second this

...

I'm open to 3-way bisexual relationships

The birds they sing, at the break of day... start again, I heard them say

Don’t forget to ask her what she thinks of your work.

This thread is going to limit out soon, there has to be another

Still rolling for the racist chick

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Still waiting for dubs on mrs.hitler

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Reroll

COME ON GOD DAMN DUBS

Trying for quads

LOL

rerollan

Got a nog

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OP, two anons means we are a dubs, pls do funny reply to mrs hitler

Lost

I can work with yes yes no

how can you suck a black guy's dick when it looks like a piece of poop?

Please stop appropriating my culture with that hand gesture

again

I'm going to make a new thread

fucking reeeeeee
final roll for me

I like this one

THIS.

DEUS VULT

Winnnnnnn

Keep me entertaines
9196054865

i cannot stop rolling dubs now

Do you spit or swallow?

Mind if I plaster your face with my cum

My cum will look extra white on your dark complexion when I blow on your face

No glasses tho

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Ill get more fingers in you than that

Lmao you are a true retard OP. Thank you for the laughs

Winrar!

Win rar

Trips have spoken

Op. Deliver. It's for the black girl

its finally happened

New thread

Dubs

This x 2. We need a new thread

>We need a new thread
Fag

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